Arby's Buying Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B

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alnilam posted:

I wonder if i can convince this bartender at buffalo wild wings to change this show of four sports commentators on mute talking (i assume) about sports that aren't currently happening on, to wall-e.

I have thought about this before, and I am all for having some games on or highlights, heck I'm a big baseball fan, but just because "this is a sports bar we must have a sports station on every TV" is some sort of weird stupid rule.

Like the game is on a local station on a couple of the TVs, it ends, and now there is a movie on. You start watching it, glad for a little change of pace. There are still sports on 90% of the TVs in the bar. The manager runs over immediately to change it to ESPN news on mute.

Seriously no one wants to watch a couple of guys in suits at a desk that you can't hear move their mouths around, there is zero entertainment in this. Just leave the movie or whatever on at least those people were doing something.

Maybe under the rule of Arby's this will finally all change!

# ? Dec 10, 2017 12:32

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:36

Elusif

I'm sure it has been posted but Buffalo don't have Wings. Checkmate, darwinists.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 15:30

Matoi Ryuko

Now you can watch the game during your uncontrollable diarrhea.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 16:35

cda: by Hand Knit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Now you can watch the game during your uncontrollable diarrhea.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 17:02

Machai

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I'm sure it has been posted but Buffalo don't have Wings. Checkmate, darwinists.

Buffalo has plenty of wings if you know where to look

# ? Dec 10, 2017 17:50

Koishi Komeiji

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Now you can watch the game during your uncontrollable diarrhea.

Also don't bother going to the bathroom, just poo poo in the booth. It's B dubs it's not like anyone is going to notice.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:10

Koishi Komeiji

I wonder if anyone has ever gone to a sports bar and used a universal remote to discreetly change all the channels to Anime when no one is looking. Seems like that would be a :laugh:

af way to stick it to those dumb jocks and their sports.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:17

cda: by Hand Knit

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I wonder if anyone has ever gone to a sports bar and used a universal remote to discreetly change all the channels to Anime when no one is looking. Seems like that would be a af way to stick it to those dumb jocks and their sports.

*changes all the tvs to anime* *BWW/Arby's erupts in cheers*

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# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:18

cda: by Hand Knit

did you know that the Arby's motto is currently "Slicing Up Freshness"?

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# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:22

cda: by Hand Knit

I go to BWW to check out all the BBWs. The BWWBBWs.

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# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:22

cda: by Hand Knit

their new logo needs work

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# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:34

Koishi Komeiji

cda posted:

did you know that the Arby's motto is currently "Slicing Up Freshness"?

Jesus, that sounds like something a serial killer would say :stonk:

# ? Dec 10, 2017 18:34

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it also doesnt sound very good for the resulting freshness. like "obliterating freshness" or "messing up freshness"

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# ? Dec 10, 2017 19:56

sockingtonsworth

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I'm sure it has been posted but Buffalo don't have Wings. Checkmate, darwinists.

cda posted:

their new logo needs work

im pretty sure buffalo don't have hats either

# ? Dec 10, 2017 21:14

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cda posted:

did you know that the Arby's motto is currently "Slicing Up Freshness"?

EVERYTHING now with penicillin! for your health!!

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Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Dec 11, 2017 19:50

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men are my passion

cda posted:

I go to BWW to check out all the BBWs. The BWWBBWs.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 20:14

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Just offered to buy BWW for $2.4B... and one penny :smug:

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Dec 13, 2017 21:21

cda: by Hand Knit

You are now The King of Wings

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# ? Dec 13, 2017 21:26

cda: by Hand Knit

Lord Arby, Duke of Wings

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# ? Dec 13, 2017 21:26

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

cda posted:

carls jr. to buy bennigans for the GDP of Bhutan.

# ? Dec 14, 2017 07:48

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

blaise rascal posted:

Just offered to buy BWW for $2.4B... and one penny

I don't know, I think my offer of $2.4B in "partially" redeemed BWW gift cards will be the one they take. After all, that's a lot of BWW they'll be able to eat!

They'll be set for life, and that's a guarantee that doesn't come easy in this day and age, after all.

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# ? Dec 14, 2017 07:57

cda: by Hand Knit

Disney made a bid for 21st Century Fox: $50B plus Arby's/BWW. Promoting crossbrand synergy, Woody from Toy Story will now wear the Arby's hat, and Donald Duck will now regularly vomit half-digested chunks of chicken, saying his new catchphrase, "tastes as good coming up as it does going down!"

# ? Dec 14, 2017 14:25

alnilam

cda posted:

saying his new catchphrase, "tastes as good coming up as it does going down!"

with a grimace on his face

# ? Dec 14, 2017 14:38

cda: by Hand Knit

Arbys.

cda fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Dec 14, 2017

# ? Dec 14, 2017 14:45

Machai

alnilam posted:

with a grimace on his face

sorry, McDonalds owns Grimace

# ? Dec 14, 2017 17:09

Matoi Ryuko

Introducing Bwwarby's new boot-at-your-booth promotion! If youre like me, and sometimes get too full while enjoying our delicious menu items, then we at bwwarby's encourage you to use our new in-booth facilities to relieve youreself.

# ? Dec 14, 2017 21:55

cda: by Hand Knit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Introducing Bwwarby's new boot-at-your-booth promotion! If youre like me, and sometimes get too full while enjoying our delicious menu items, then we at bwwarby's encourage you to use our new in-booth facilities to relieve youreself.

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# ? Dec 14, 2017 22:01