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If you have seen this man, please call the AWU:



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Investigators Unable To Find Michaelia Cash's Ex-Staffer To Serve Him A Federal Court Subpoena


Australian Workers Union (AWU) investigators have been unable to locate David De Garis — the former senior media adviser to Michaelia Cash who tipped off media outlets about police raids on union offices — to serve a Federal Court subpoena.

“We have been successful in serving subpoenas on minister Cash and Mark Lee from the Registered Organisation Commission (ROC)," AWU national secretary Daniel Walton told BuzzFeed News.

"We have, however, been unable to locate David De Garis. Our representatives will continue to make attempts to locate and serve him over the coming days."

The AWU has been searching for De Garis since November 23, and has visited his primary residence in Perth, but has not been able to find him. He has not posted on social media.

The next step for the investigators will be to search overseas for the former staffer.

When asked this week, Cash's office refused to answer BuzzFeed News' questions about De Garis' location, or the last time it had contact with him.

The union's federal court challenge aims to probe the validity of the AFP raids, which were part of an investigation by the Turnbull government-established watchdog the ROC into donations made by the union over a decade ago when it was led by current Labor leader Bill Shorten.

De Garis resigned last month after admitting he tipped off the media about the Australian Federal Police's (AFP) raids on the AWU's Sydney and Melbourne offices in October.

Media arrived at the offices before the raids took place, and BuzzFeed News revealed that media outlets had been tipped off by Cash's office.

After resigning De Garis was allowed to leave Parliament House with his work phone, and without providing Cash's office with a full debrief on the incident.

The following day, Cash told Senate Estimates her office was unable to locate him and he was not returning phone calls. However, he was and still is, making and taking calls on his work phone to journalists in the press gallery.

Walton has accused Cash of "throwing her staffer under the bus", and suggested others in the office were involved in the leaks.

“We do not believe she was not made aware (of the raids) and have made a freedom of information request to get to the bottom of it,” Walton said.

Cash is using the current AFP investigation to block freedom of information requests to release communication that would confirm exactly what she and her staff knew about the raids, when they knew it, and who they told.

The union requested any correspondence between Cash, her office and the ROC, in addition to any correspondence between the minister and relevant staff members. This could include any text messages, emails, phone lists and other correspondence.

A similar request made by BuzzFeed News was also denied.


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Premature thread creation.

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Thirty-year-old Kole Olsen appeared in Hornsby Local Court in Sydney, Australia, today on one count of drunk driving, after a bizarre altercation in a McDonald's car park involving 200 chicken McNuggets. He pled guilty to the charges.

On Thursday, the court was told that after a night of drinking earlier this month Olsen drove to Thornleigh McDonald's and ordered 200 chicken McNuggets at the drive-thru.

When he was told the nuggets weren't available, Olsen was said to have responded with: "I want my loving nuggets ... I'm gonna gently caress you up."

Olsen, who in court said he was vegan, then drove four laps around the drive-thru lane of the McDonald's while honking his horn before finally ordering 200 hash browns instead. The meal cost him $230.

After continued abuse from Olsen, McDonald's staff feared for their safety and locked the restaurant doors. Requesting a refund, the drunken Olsen could not remember what he had ordered and instead asked to be reimbursed for 200 large fries and 200 Big Macs.

Police found Olsen drunk at the wheel after they were called by McDonald's staff. He had a blood alcohol level of 0.175. While Olsen avoided jail time, he has been fined $1,000, sentenced to a one-year good behaviour bond, and is banned from driving for nine months.

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I think I have found my new favourite website

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EXCLUSIVE: He is the recently departed senior News Corp employee who referred to drug users as “iceheads” and once wrote that he was “sick to death of aggressive addicts”. But when True Crime News Weekly outed Centralian Advocate editor Corey Sinclair as an alleged “ice junkie” himself, the News Corp journalist lost all his abilities to talk tough and instead ran cowering behind the might of Rupert Murdoch’s multi-million dollar legal team alleging that he was the victim of defamation. Yet all the while Mr Sinclair was hiding a few secrets – including a recent drugs arrest in inner-city Sydney for the possession of crystal methamphetamine and liquid fantasy (GHB), and a bizarre and twisted alleged defecation incident this year which saw him irrationally making GBS threads on top of a hapless office worker’s desk.


https://truecrimenewsweekly.com/201...esk-defecation/

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https://twitter.com/BevanShields/status/936402692556992512

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Page three and the thread has already turned to poo poo.

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Wednesday next week.

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

April 20 as Dutton assumes leadership.

Is this a Hitler joke or a weed joke?

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Anidav posted:

I dunno Ken. Antony is pretty accurate

The votes at each election don't ever actually get counted, Antony Green just decides who will be elected.

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How could it possibly be the case, that come monday there hasn't been enough dual citizens uncovered to bring down the government?

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TV presenter Eddie McGuire has come under fire for pandering to an offensive anti-Semitic stereotype on last night’s episode of Millionaire Hot Seat.

During a chat with one of the contestants, the show’s host said, “So you have a Jewish father and a Scottish mother. I reckon it would have been hard getting pocket money from them.”

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Former Cairns MP Rob Pyne has wasted no time in carving out a new niche following his election loss, turning to the world of cryptocurrency.
He has changed his social media pages from "Rob Pyne: Member for Cairns" to "Rob Pyne: Cryptocurrency Guru" after losing his seat in the November 25 state poll.

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https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/936506444425265153

:allbuttons:

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is she going for slutty geisha or Marie Antoinette?

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Peta be like "I think we need to get the gardener in here"

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https://twitter.com/katrinawalker/status/936524706114551808

https://twitter.com/k_morrissey/status/936528476928057346

https://twitter.com/VxSNICKERS/status/936533977698938880

https://twitter.com/VxSNICKERS/status/936530647417368577

https://twitter.com/bronte__lee/status/936547132852420609

https://twitter.com/Shirkelton/status/936545764532150272

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Starshark posted:

I think whoever reckons Daisy isn't sufficiently important enough to mock should write up a list of people we can mock as well as their achievements so we can make informed decisions as rational actors.

Is Janet Albrechtsen famous enough?

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To the suprise of absolutely nobody, the mystery MP threatening to quit the coalition is George Christensen

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It's like getting to the end of a Scooby doo episode and finding out that the ghost is just some old guy in a mask.

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Solemn Sloth posted:

https://twitter.com/msmwatchdog2013/status/936400989673832448


Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

I saw this in the Herald Sun, someone in the room said it sounded like a joke.

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Birdstrike posted:

1. The greens councillor dude - elected goon
2a. Tbk - nearly elected goon
2b. Anidav - got voted a bunch of times in forums mafia

Fruity Gordo was doxxed by Andrew Bolt.

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pissweak

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I read the comments on a daily telegraph article about child support and now i want to die.

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https://twitter.com/peterjameswills/status/936762859106680832

https://twitter.com/jasonyatsenli/status/937126610607554560

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Dec 3, 2017

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Putting aside Don Burke’s tacky bid to dodge responsibility, there is a genuinely grey area of men and women misreading signals.

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hiddenmovement posted:

90% of the time when I 'misread' the signal it was actually a case of me being

A) So stunned that this person was attracted to me it took me a full 30 seconds to collect myself and by then the moment had passed

B) Really not interested tyvm but let's pretend I'm just a dope it's less awkward this way


I guess what I'm saying is that guys aren't nearly as stupid as they appear and know full well that they are being horny arseholes

I'm gay.

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Former Burke's Backyard presenter misses the days when you could show a woman "a donkey bestiality video".

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Trying to work out what exactly Morrison is up to has been occupying a lot of minds in Canberra lately, along with his mate, Health Minister Greg Hunt.

Like Morrison, Hunt is a divisive figure among his parliamentary colleagues.

“Hunt is an intriguer. Always has been. I think he is working for himself,” one colleague observed.

“He is almost friendless. He has the charisma of a speculum.”

He might be almost friendless but like the character of Little Finger from Game of Thrones, who some MPs think he resembles, Hunt does not lack ambition.

In the week when Turnbull was in Israel for the centenary of the charge of the Light Horse at Beersheba, rumours swept government ranks he was hitting the phones to gauge support for himself as a new deputy “should one be required”.

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Surely turnbull is safe now, lol.

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THE other night I went to an office Christmas party. The girls there looked particularly dazzling, radiant, beautiful, and sexy. But neither myself or any other male there was allowed to say that, says Rowan Dean.

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Rowan Dean: why Summernats celebrates real Australia.

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What would Slavoj Zizek say about this?

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pokemon posted:

i'm a big paul kelly fan too but given the subject matter and tone of some of his songs i can't even pretend nothing has gone on there, it's just a matter of time


He's done all the dumb things.

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A majority of Australians polled in the latest Guardian Essential survey said a leadership change within the Liberal party would make no difference to their vote at the next federal election.

Asked whether a leadership change would make them more or less likely to vote for the Liberal party, 18% of the Guardian Essential sample said they would be more likely to vote for the government at the next election, 13% said less likely, and 54% said it would make no difference.

Asked whether a leadership change would make them more or less likely to vote for the Liberal party, 18% of the Guardian Essential sample said they would be more likely to vote for the government at the next election, 13% said less likely, and 54% said it would make no difference.

Among Coalition voters, 29% said they would be more inclined to vote for the government with another leader, 16% said less likely, and 46% said it would make no difference.

The new survey of 1,836 voters also confirmed the Turnbull government was closing out the torrid 2017 political year trailing Labor by 10 points, with the opposition ahead on the two-party preferred measure 55% to 45% – meaning the ALP would easily win any election held today.

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https://twitter.com/HumanHeadline/status/937812810964156416

ouch

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By Tom Tilley

It's now eight weeks since I lost control of a dirt bike mid-air. I did not expect my year to pan out like this, I did not expect to be incapacitated. It's time for an update.

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My date was tomorrow. Let us hope.

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