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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

bandaid.friend posted:

ATM down the road was replaced with a touchscreen model and it's stuffed. First of all why would I want to be prodding at the display like an idiot. And of course it broke, and there's no fall back, the buttons on the side of the display don't do anything. I just want my money. It's a bloody outrage. How do I get dumbshit ATMs looked into in the inquiry?

tape a fish to it

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

It is possible to recognise that the Greens have had difficulty penetrating working class electorates due to real or perceived snobbery workout it being an actual attack on the party.

ken understands

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

I will donate a prize to the winner of the Turnbull stakes.

no one wants your Labor membership card mate


Put me down for Feb 14th

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Kafka Syrup posted:

Antony’s not in the scruit room...

its spelled 'scrunt'

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Zenithe posted:

Cheong is consistently the most wrong person on the internet.

It's actually amazing.

Cheong pre Cuphead release: the animation style is racist

Cheong post Cuphead release: lol lefty cucks saying cupheads animation is racist

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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The Lord Bude posted:

That’s also why small beast porn is banned here.

Is a donkey a small, medium or large beast?

Is this why Don Burke is in trouble?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Kommando posted:

It was electric there at parliament.

Shook Shortens hand, said thank you so very much.

there were several proposals outside the House, tons of people.
Two sad grumps on the left.

Why not Adam Bandts?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Let's be honest here. Everyone owns at least one piece of clothing from Lowes, whether they wanted to or not.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Krabboss posted:

It's cool, actually, that politicians are all old cowards who are always about 10 years behind the times. Looking forward to legal weed in 2027.

Potato Dutton: Hero of Equality

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

superb fairy wren is poo poo, splendid fairy wren is where its at

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Kommando posted:

Also, Crimson Rosella. BOTY.

Wrong.

Its the fairy penguin.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
swamp hens are scrub tier birds, nankeen night heron is where its at

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Martin Yan.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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JBP posted:

People would be much happier if we simply installed the Greens as a government and ignored elections/democracy.

Yes.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

Still a lovely present Anidav

Given everyones relentless mocking of his partner, it was a pretty loving funny & good gift.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

What about weed?

Mandatory.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Zenithe posted:

The lack of Australian content is disgusting.

We need to address the real breaking news here:

https://twitter.com/Vegemite/status/940801544341131269

No.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Milky Moor posted:

Disney's going to own every piece of entertainment media probably before I die.

You really think you will live that long?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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The Before Times posted:

poor people shouldn't be allowed to spend money to enjoy themselves IMO

"Poor" people. 98% of them have Nintendo systems!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

gently caress i love our commie health system

pay for my organs you loving peasants! pay for them!!!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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cohsae posted:

http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/poor-millennials/

Good article for the next time someone says millenials are the worst. Also good for making you want to leave this mortal coil because world is a gently caress

A line in this article really stood out:

quote:

Thirty years ago, she says, you could walk into any hotel in America and everyone in the building, from the cleaners to the security guards to the bartenders, was a direct hire, each worker on the same pay scale and enjoying the same benefits as everyone else. Today, they’re almost all indirect hires, employees of random, anonymous contracting companies: Laundry Inc., Rent-A-Guard Inc., Watery Margarita Inc.

You notice this in hospitals too. Sir Charles Gardiner Hospital still employs all its own cleaners, kitchen staff, orderlies etc and while it has its problems, its a good hospital to be in.

Fiona Stanley Hospital has outsourced everything it can and the place is a loving trainwreck and I hate it.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
count chocula come back, we need you

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

It's almost as if most Australians don't want to elect the greens.

Most Australians are wrong and don't know what they need.

Glorious Leader Di Natalie knows what's good for them though.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Fanatic posted:

I still use a 2011 Macbook Pro and a 2013 iPhone 5S daily. I doubt I'd find a PC laptop or an Android phone that would last that long.

My work laptop is some old HP whatever thats about 7 years old and is working fine.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Can we have a poll for state of the year?

inebriated

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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No Australian Antarctic Territory on the list, worst list.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Don Dongington posted:

GSC is after a penguin fetish intervention for christmas,

look i just want to go and live in the ice along with The Thing and possibly some shoggoths and be left alone is that too much to ask

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Inescapable Duck posted:

Clearly the politically correct solution is a genderless, ageless, raceless, unstoppable robot Santa to judge all of humanity.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Funny progressive white men in collared shirts.

now lets not say things we can't take back

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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NPR Journalizard posted:

Except they dont?

if you aren't out of the city and home by 2pm, Ol' Bertie will rise up and sacrifice you to the Elder Gods or some poo poo I don't know

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
My partner works at a book shop and a customer called them up asking for the Bill Leak book, but wanted to make sure it had 'the one comic with the chinaman riding the crocodile'

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Merry Christmas auspolgoons I hope you all have a nice day.

have a great day, comrade

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Hobo Erotica posted:

Man walks down the beach being scared of families playing happily:

https://www.facebook.com/bob.hart.967422/videos/322092784953421/

Merry Christmas.

loving ancaps

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Tasmantor posted:

Did the Christmas thing at my better halfs mums and she soaked the carrots and peas over night to make sure they were tasteless colorless paste, yum yum

true english cooking right here

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Les Affaires posted:

Why are you guys pushing for learning cooking instead of pushing for kids to learn how to maximise their economic power so they can pay others to cook

because if they don't learn to cook, when i hire them they will be poo poo cooks

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Anidav posted:

My grandparents are rusted on LNP and my mom votes KAP while my Dad votes ALP & Family First/Some Christians Party.

My brother votes LDP and I vote ALP/Greens.

The Some Christians Party.

Not none, not all, just some.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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My dad votes Labor, my mum can't vote because she isn't an Australian citizen (she is planning on running for the senate as a Greens though), one set of grandparents voted Labor until they retired and now vote LNP because literally gently caress you got mine, I have no idea what the other set vote for.

My sister and her partner vote Labor/Greens.

My partner can't vote as she isn't Australian and is also standing for the Greens.

I vote Wikileaks/Bullet Train for Australia.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

the hero australia needs

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Hobo Erotica posted:

It feels like you guys are kind of missing the point here.

going outside is overrated and beaches are garbage

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Hobo Erotica posted:

Anyway is seriously no-one going to have a crack at the 'kids at a nude beach' thing? I'm pretty sure you won't go to jail.

this is a real loving strange hill you are standing at the top of, demanding everyone charge up it and kill you

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