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Lime Tonics posted:OP I get the gist of this but why give star citizen attention anymore. Yeah, you've got a good point. BUT Goons spend somewhere around 300,000 dollars on this game when we thought it was going to actually happen. We (goons) have also made hundreds of amazing gifs, youtubes, and photoshops over that time. I think we are seeing the actual last weeks/months of this thing and I'd like us to remember all the awesome creations goons have made either in support of, or against, or just silly stuff about this Star Citizen thing. Look at this stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMcp06Sdwe8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppdnbrylevc Chris and co are poo poo. But there's been a lot of lols.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:32 |
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post the gif of the doob dogs on the ramp
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:32 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:34 |
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you have to give the creators credit, they had an idea, and that idea was how can we live and work in one of the most expensive but awesome places in the world (santa monica) and the answer was to scam a bunch of nerd losers for millions, the game will never come out but they will have paid themselves out over a hundred million dollars to afford to live in santa monica, im impressed
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:47 |
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don't we have a full subforum for this or is it just derek_smart masturbating angrily in a corner over a picture of chris roberts realtalk: chris roberts is kind of my hero, bilking nerds for millions and marrying a fetish porn star, dude knows what he wants and takes it
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:48 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:48 |
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food court bailiff posted:realtalk: chris roberts is kind of my hero, bilking nerds for millions and marrying a fetish porn star, dude knows what he wants and takes it When you're right, you're right.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:51 |
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Vargs posted:are the True Believers still going strong or has their fanbase finally started to turn?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:53 |
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I love the theory crafting posts where players imagine what the game will be like while insisting that their fan fiction is real. It's some real cult poo poo.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:53 |
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Did Derek smart get permabanned or something because his name has been mentioned more than once here and yet he hasn't shown up to mercilessly self-own yet
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:54 |
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RobotDogPolice posted:I love the theory crafting posts where players imagine what the game will be like while insisting that their fan fiction is real. It's some real cult poo poo. They are a broken people. Read this:
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:55 |
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Did Derek smart get permabanned or something because his name has been mentioned more than once here and yet he hasn't shown up to mercilessly self-own yet The warlord keeps his posting to the games forum. He lurks a lot though.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:57 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:57 |
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please tell me this was posted by the actual stimpire dude
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:59 |
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spacetoaster posted:The warlord keeps his posting to the games forum. He lurks a lot though. do I have to like say his name 3 times in a single post or something
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:00 |
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Didn't this guy post this in Creative Convention, to rave reviews?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:01 |
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:do I have to like say his name 3 times in a single post or something If you really want to just talk to him send him a pm or email or something. If you're not crazy he'll have a beer with you too (if you're in town).
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:03 |
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They sure aren't skimping on the AC budget.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:13 |
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Proposition Castle posted:They sure aren't skimping on the AC budget. lol and goons think the money is being wasted!
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:21 |
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That carpet looks pretty dirty though, maybe pay for janitor, morons
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:23 |
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I always wondered if this guy had a backstory in mind when he set up this pic because to me it looks like space bunny man stole a bunch of sex dolls and now he's about to have a shoot out to the death as the space cops close in on him
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:40 |
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I just saw this same scam on Flight of the Conchords last night. nerds are gonna be mad when their plot of land goes supernova
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:52 |
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RobotDogPolice posted:I love the theory crafting posts where players imagine what the game will be like while insisting that their fan fiction is real. It's some real cult poo poo. We had a guy in my gaming group get really mad because of all of us didn't want to play the crappy tech demo even though we had planned on eventually playing the game officially on release. "How are we ever going to get good at it?!? Everyone will be so far ahead of us if we don't play now!" We all basically just said noooope. This was 2 years ago.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:56 |
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Was it confirmed that the lady actually was the one in the tickle videos?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:58 |
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The game is actually completed, they just need more money to commission IBM to create a computer powerful enough to run it. Stay tuned true believers!
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:00 |
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Does this game got wizards
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:01 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:Was it confirmed that the lady actually was the one in the tickle videos? no, i mean we're talking about internet weirdo shutins here, they don't know anything about weird porn, it's good to doubt them on it
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:01 |
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Fishy Joe posted:Does this game got wizards Yes, his name is Roberts and he can make your money disappear!
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:05 |
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spacetoaster posted:The rabbit hole with citizens (star citizen supporters) goes quite deep.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:37 |
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Strangely the game does appear to be making steady progress in creating new experiences, actual playable content and stuff to see. It just isn't stuff anyone wants. Or is going so slowly their pipeline must be suffering massively from a haphazard design or lack of oversight.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:42 |
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What is a Stimpire?
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:What is a Stimpire? quote:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:50 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:What is a Stimpire? I mean, DUH
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:01 |
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You can lick my balls and according to the laws of the stimpire you can also just go ahead and give yourself a penectomy after those pain pumps are done with you because touching genitals are illegal moron.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:09 |
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I laugh every time at "the worst kind of electricity"
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:10 |
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is this game seriously made in the crysis engine?
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:11 |
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this belongs in the OP, OP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc7ywfd1qe8
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:12 |
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I heard there's going to be a module where you can touch a boob
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:15 |
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Magius1337est posted:is this game seriously made in the crysis engine? Are you suggesting that Cryengine can't render trillions of polygons for millions of entities in thousands of locations over hundreds of systems in septillions of kilometers at 4k resolution with zero lag and seamless transitions? Because it sounds like you are suggesting that. Chris Roberts has promised it so we know it's a certainty. Maybe check your attitude at the door you piece of poo poo.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:What is a Stimpire? a lotta marines
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