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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Taear posted:

I feel like that's too much information in a single question and loads of people wouldn't know what they were doing when they answered it.

Thank goodness that hasn't happened recently.

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


WeAreTheRomans posted:

Also, I've decided to try and stop calling it "Brexit" because (a) breakfast confusion, and (b) it rhetorically excludes the effects on NI, much like the negotiations themselves. Is there any better, more all-encompassing term available?

UKRIP

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Of course they can, just not officially

A ‘negotiation’ without the ability to agree anything at the end is a conversation.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Taear posted:

I feel like that's too much information in a single question and loads of people wouldn't know what they were doing when they answered it.

I mean, yeah, in any referendum there are a stunning proportion of people who are too dumb to understand the question but vote anyway.

But it's laughable to suggest that this would be a more complex decision than the Lisbon Treaty, or any of the many EU changes which are put to the public all around Europe. I don't really think "If Britain leaves, Scotland leaves" is too labyrinthine a proposal tbh

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Pissflaps posted:

A ‘negotiation’ without the ability to agree anything at the end is a conversation.

It must be fascinating to live in a world free of any nuance

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dan Hodges - Corbyn's Reign Will Kill Labour Left

:thunk:

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

jBrereton posted:

Do you think the Swiss cantons are in a position to negotiate their own deals with the EU, too?

Given that Switzerland is not in the EU and Swiss cantons have heavily devolved legislation including internationally relevant things such as corporate tax rates I don't think your zinger is quite as effective as you think it is.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

WeAreTheRomans posted:

It must be fascinating to live in a world free of any nuance

It must be fascinating to live in a world where Scotland - a country within a union where trade and foreign affairs and trade are reserved powers - and the EU - a body that refuses to negotiate with sub-national regions - might engage in anything that could be reasonably called ‘negotiations’.

It’s not going to happen.



Coohoolin posted:

Given that Switzerland is not in the EU and Swiss cantons have heavily devolved legislation including internationally relevant things such as corporate tax rates I don't think your zinger is quite as effective as you think it is.

Given corporate tax rates don’t require external negotiation and EU membership is not a ore-requisite to negotiation with the EU, I think it is.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Pissflaps posted:

It must be fascinating to live in a world where Scotland - a country within a union where trade and foreign affairs and trade are reserved powers - and the EU - a body that refuses to negotiate with sub-national regions - might engage in anything that could be reasonably called ‘negotiations’.

It’s not going to happen.

Those 100+ meetings that Nicola Sturgeon had in Brussels in the past year post-referendum were probably just social calls


bit too much like "you crip" imo

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I wonder, would it be possible to hold a conditional IndyRef? As in, a Yes vote indicates "In the event that the UK exits the EU, Scotland withdraws from the Union on the same day and negotiates to stay in the EU. If no exit, then nothing changes". It might require some preliminary assurances from Brussels, but I can't see why this wouldn't be a good route to pursue.

Also, I've decided to try and stop calling it "Brexit" because (a) breakfast confusion, and (b) it rhetorically excludes the effects on NI, much like the negotiations themselves. Is there any better, more all-encompassing term available?


Of course they can, just not officially

The problem there is that the EU can't officially say anything that could be seen as interfering in domestic UK affairs, like influencing Scottish independence in any way, although I don't know if that would cease being the case if the UK left the EU. Like there's been shitloads of leakings here and there, Brussels journos reporting on SNP meetings with German MPs and informal calls with EU officials and all that, but they can't say anything proper while the UK is in the EU.

Varoufakis called it a "dog's Brexit" on QT and I thought that was pretty good.

Coohoolin fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Dec 1, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Those 100+ meeting that Nicola Sturgeon had in Brussels in the past year were probably just social calls

They were stunts.

And 100+ sounds like a very nuanced number.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Pissflaps posted:

They were stunts.

OF course they were

Pretty cunning stunts, then

Pissflaps posted:


And 100+ sounds like a very nuanced number.

Once again - Pissflaps doesn't know what words mean

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I wonder, would it be possible to hold a conditional IndyRef? As in, a Yes vote indicates "In the event that the UK exits the EU, Scotland withdraws from the Union on the same day and negotiates to stay in the EU. If no exit, then nothing changes". It might require some preliminary assurances from Brussels, but I can't see why this wouldn't be a good route to pursue.

Also, I've decided to try and stop calling it "Brexit" because (a) breakfast confusion, and (b) it rhetorically excludes the effects on NI, much like the negotiations themselves. Is there any better, more all-encompassing term available?


Of course they can, just not officially

sUKricide

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I wonder, would it be possible to hold a conditional IndyRef? As in, a Yes vote indicates "In the event that the UK exits the EU, Scotland withdraws from the Union on the same day and negotiates to stay in the EU. If no exit, then nothing changes". It might require some preliminary assurances from Brussels, but I can't see why this wouldn't be a good route to pursue.

Can’t imagine the UK government agreeing to this.

And even if it did there’s not enough time to negotiate Scotland’s departure from the UK as well as the UK’s departure from the EU.

And then there’s the ironic position that for Scotland out of UK but in the EU to work, the best possible Brexit deal would be necessary, but that in itself turns Brexit into less of a reason to leave the UK.

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

WeAreTheRomans posted:

OF course they were

Pretty cunning stunts, then


Once again - Pissflaps doesn't know what words mean

I bet he knows what “urban” means.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Is there any better, more all-encompassing term available?

i think "stupid poo poo for morons" cuts right to the heart of the issue

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Coohoolin posted:

The problem there is that the EU can't officially say anything that could be seen as interfering in domestic UK affairs, like influencing Scottish independence in any way, although I don't know if that would cease being the case if the UK left the EU.

How often do you see the EU making moves to undermine the territorial integrity of non-member states already? In international relations that’s considered a bit of a faux pas.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

XMNN posted:

i think "stupid poo poo for morons" cuts right to the heart of the issue

I think in time it will come to be known as The Event.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
The idea that the EU is secretly desperate to hold onto Scotland and will agitate for its independence is a persistent Scottish nationalist fantasy.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


WeAreTheRomans posted:

bit too much like "you crip" imo

Crip gangs wear blue and are often in open conflict with each other, it seems fairly appropriate at the moment.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I think in time it will come to be known as The Event.

Do not think about the Event! :siren::siren:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Firos posted:

Do not think about the Event! :siren::siren:

:siren:The Event is in the past!:siren:

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


Last Emperor posted:

If we’re still adding people to the CLP list in the op feel free to put me down as Havant.

Cold as gently caress down here atm. I don’t know how you lot up north can cope!

I thought Havant CLP was suspended?
Currently sitting on Hayling sea front having lunch, quite pleasant atm!

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I mean, yeah, in any referendum there are a stunning proportion of people who are too dumb to understand the question but vote anyway.

But it's laughable to suggest that this would be a more complex decision than the Lisbon Treaty, or any of the many EU changes which are put to the public all around Europe. I don't really think "If Britain leaves, Scotland leaves" is too labyrinthine a proposal tbh

None of those should have been referendums either.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Pissflaps posted:

The idea that the EU is secretly desperate to hold onto Scotland and will agitate for its independence is a persistent Scottish nationalist fantasy.

I ... agree with Pissflaps?!

To look at what the EU would do in case of a breakaway Scotland, look at the deafening silence and "it's your national affair" press releases after Catalonia kicked off. The EU has little to no interest in fostering or helping regional independencies.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Cerv posted:

How often do you see the EU making moves to undermine the territorial integrity of non-member states already? In international relations that’s considered a bit of a faux pas.
isnt the eu pretty involved in kosovo?

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Junior G-man posted:

I ... agree with Pissflaps?!

To look at what the EU would do in case of a breakaway Scotland, look at the deafening silence and "it's your national affair" press releases after Catalonia kicked off. The EU has little to no interest in fostering or helping regional independencies.

weeeeell, the Commission does seem to want to use regions to weaken national power, it's just the pesky independence movements that they don't like.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I wonder, would it be possible to hold a conditional IndyRef? As in, a Yes vote indicates "In the event that the UK exits the EU, Scotland withdraws from the Union on the same day and negotiates to stay in the EU. If no exit, then nothing changes". It might require some preliminary assurances from Brussels, but I can't see why this wouldn't be a good route to pursue.

Also, I've decided to try and stop calling it "Brexit" because (a) breakfast confusion, and (b) it rhetorically excludes the effects on NI, much like the negotiations themselves. Is there any better, more all-encompassing term available?


Of course they can, just not officially

I don't like these brexit fantasies that end up with me stuck in one of the places that doesn't get to run away. gently caress you. There is only one brexit fantasy and that is the whole thing collapsing and being replaced with full communism.

Junior G-man posted:

I ... agree with Pissflaps?!

To look at what the EU would do in case of a breakaway Scotland, look at the deafening silence and "it's your national affair" press releases after Catalonia kicked off. The EU has little to no interest in fostering or helping regional independencies.

Yeah it's important to remember the EU are not the good guys. The EU was good for leftist Britain because we're such loving savages that we don't culturally value human rights and respect for our fellow man. Whereas the EU at least pays lipservice to these things. We literally cannot be left to rule over ourselves because we inevitably go too far and people start dying.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Dec 1, 2017

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


It's all kicking off with the airlines:

https://twitter.com/mattholehouse/status/936564686811627520

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Dec 1, 2017

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Coohoolin posted:

The headline on the National front page this morning is about how UK concessions on NI borders will give a "lifeline" to Scotland to negotiate common market access or something. I can see the NI situation being used to leverage a pro EU indy drive when Brexit really starts crunching.

I spent a moment there wondering why you were browsing far right websites. They really didn't think before they named their populist rag, did they?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
OK... what if they're kicked out without the UK government's say-so, cf. Europolxit

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Planes will just drop out the sky upon reaching British airspace.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

Extreme porn legislation was Gordon Brown, although it was enacted in no small part due to a letter writing campaign by a single church, who were almost certainly Tories, all as part of a knee jerk response to the murder of Jane Longhurst.

The extreme porn stuff kicked in before Green was caught with his "at the time legal" porn - the change that has kicked in between then and now was the criminalisation of drawn child pornography (i.e. all the anime/manga stuff) and I'd bet good money that's what he was looking at.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Could anyone with working experience of the boundary review please explain to me what sort of inbred looked at our current population size and decided it'd be a good idea to have less MPs than we did in 1800, population approx 1/7th of current

I'm willing to accept that the fact it happens to give the tories a working majority in 2018 is an unfortunate coincidence, and the fact kent's boundaries are all weird af looking may be a simple political necessity. But "lets have less MPs, the current lot are doing so well with their workload" is fantasy.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Lol are we actually facing a scenario where planes won't legally be allowed to fly because there's no active safety regulator for them

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Don't say it like that :(

he's going to have to retween fascists from lesser known countries :ohdear:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/936184730579603456

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


I love the CAA because they always give pilots poo poo and pilots are dickheads.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


double nine posted:

weeeeell, the Commission does seem to want to use regions to weaken national power, it's just the pesky independence movements that they don't like.

Is there a specific thing you're talking about here? I'm trying to come up with one?

The EU Council of Regions is nominally of the same rank as Parliament and Council, but I promise you nobody gives a gently caress about them.

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Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

ookiimarukochan posted:

The extreme porn stuff kicked in before Green was caught with his "at the time legal" porn - the change that has kicked in between then and now was the criminalisation of drawn child pornography (i.e. all the anime/manga stuff) and I'd bet good money that's what he was looking at.

Anime is bringing down a cabinet minister?


Is there anything it can't do?:allears:

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