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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


TheChirurgeon posted:

The Cowboys defense has whatever the opposite of grit is
They suffer from low T because they have to make weekly donations to Jerry

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Love too turn the game on and hear these dipshits sucking jerry Jones skeleton dick mega hard

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


How much do you think Jerry paid the hall of fame to get inducted?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

He and Dan deserve each other.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

Oh necessarily

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

absolutely

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't think Cris really "gets" the Beatles

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private
He definitely seems like a serial sexual molester

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


sean hannity lookin' son

blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

obviously

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Alfred Morris breaking down a safety is football porn

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
you don't treat Odell's girl like that dammit

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

what happened to the Washingotn run D??

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


blue squares posted:

what happened to the Washingotn run D??

big holes

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

blue squares posted:

Jerry Jones has got to be a total piece of poo poo, like as a person in private

Duh. He's like a slightly more lucid trump. A little racist goblin with a shiteating grin

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

He and Dan deserve each other.

Jones strikes me as a guy who's relatively personable and all "aw shucks" when you meet him in a public setting, but is a total shitbag in private

Snyder seems like he's just always comically unlikeable, even when he's trying to be personable

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

blue squares posted:

what happened to the Washingotn run D??

Terrell McClain is out, Zach Brown got injured, offensive line is wearing them the gently caress out.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

do you guys think jerry has a button to lock his office door like matt lauer

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
That play was huge



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

do you guys think jerry has a button to lock his office door like matt lauer

No, because he strikes me as a guy who just keeps his bodyguards at the door and makes them watch

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

do you guys think jerry has a button to lock his office door like matt lauer

he strikes me as a more of a trap door guy

e: drat they're moving fast

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

do you guys think jerry has a button to lock his office door like matt lauer

yeah but with turrets that pop up and shoot dildos and also a pez dispenser filled with viagra

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Jerral Jones Jr. is Emperer Pulpitine in,,, five-pointed star wars

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
washington is bad

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Josh Norman gonna cry

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I haven't watched any Orville since like episode 4. Is it worth catching up on?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


13 men hahahahhahah

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Polish Goalline

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


unstoppable defensive strategy

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

:flag:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Josh Lyman posted:

I haven't watched any Orville since like episode 4. Is it worth catching up on?

it's good

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
lol what else can the corner do there

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
that;ll about do it

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Well, that's game

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Well there goes this game.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

TheChirurgeon posted:

The Cowboys defense has whatever the opposite of grit is

Saints Special Sauce 2014-2016.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Love to score against my old team

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Alfred Morris still owns

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
The Cowboys are so weird. We're clearly much better than the league's poo poo tier teams, but not on the level of the league's top tier teams

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
That wasn't pass interference come on

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romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

i still love almo

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