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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
DAK

DAAAAAK

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wtf was that?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

so glad tony romo retired for the future of the team

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

dak can't even throw to someone right in front of him

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:stare: what the gently caress was that

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This game is a goddamn disaster lmao

This is why we watch

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Josh Lyman posted:

We're gonna get this Mercedes Santa puppy commercial every commercial break, aren't we?

I'll gladly watch soviet propaganda ft. Comrade Papa Jon and Cousin Peypey if it means I never have to hear the Star Wars theme ever again

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
go for it

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Kirk Cousins makes more per game then I make in a lifetime.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

I'll gladly watch soviet propaganda ft. Comrade Papa Jon and Cousin Peypey if it means I never have to hear the Star Wars theme ever again

I'm imagining this post in yellow text slowly scrolling across a starry background

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Earlier I posted my wish for the cowboys to score a touchdown. I would like to revise this to wishing for a firstdown

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

I'll gladly watch soviet propaganda ft. Comrade Papa Jon and Cousin Peypey if it means I never have to hear the Star Wars theme ever again
We will definitely get the Nissan/Last Jedi "check out this cute teenage girl learning how to drive ACTUALLY THE ACTRESS IS 21 AND LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A COLLEGE GRADUATE"

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

fsif posted:

This game is a goddamn disaster lmao

This is why we watch

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

blue squares posted:

so glad tony romo retired for the future of the team

if only there was a quarterback somewhere who has experience creating offense with subpar o-line play and a nonexistent run game

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


HAaaahaha! That was such a pretty fumble!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
This is the game of the year holy poo poo

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol this is the game these teams deserve

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Clownball is in effect!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Since no one's enjoying watching this game, someone leaked Giants practice footage of JPP vs Ereck Flowers:

https://twitter.com/NYGDaily/status/936405839996387329

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lmao NFC east

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Does this count as a first down?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Like gently caress the Cowboys and all but I can't even be mad at this lol.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

this is some good rear end clownball

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Someone screencap the despair in that man's eyes.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Oh cowboys

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Haha, wow, what a brutal fumble

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Thank you oh wonderful god of NFC east clownball for blessing this game.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
well this is what I call BACKYARD FOOTBALL

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



:siren: Clownball :siren:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
lolclownboys

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

good throw dak

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


lmao

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Jameson Crowder is real bad

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

what in the gently caress

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dak you are fuckin killing me

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Boy Dak is broken

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kalli posted:

Since no one's enjoying watching this game, someone leaked Giants practice footage of JPP vs Ereck Flowers:

https://twitter.com/NYGDaily/status/936405839996387329

whoa, whoa I'm enjoying this immensely

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Who spiked Dak's Gatorade jesus

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

3rd and long again

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