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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
ha
https://twitter.com/kristemple/status/939552100769464320

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Newcastle must sack Rafa to save their season

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Blue Star Error posted:

Newcastle must sack Rafa to save their season

Rafa must stay.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Time for Mike Ashley to take a leap of faith and hire someone with the best win percentage in their clubs history.

Its time for Tim "The Tiger" Sherwood to re-enter the stage.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The poo poo British manager tombola picks.... Curbishly

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Tsaedje posted:

The poo poo British manager tombola picks.... Curbishly

Look how well Charlton have done since he left.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Keep Rafa, fire everyone else into the sun from Ashley on down.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Palace fans in the buildup and aftermath of Benteke's trash penalty take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiwaCa_Tyo

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
Claude Puel is a High Vampire

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?
Any chance of today’s games being cancelled due to snow?

Probably not, as they have under soil heating and the teams are already in town.

But would they cancel if lots of fans aren’t able to make it in?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

wooger posted:

Any chance of today’s games being cancelled due to snow?

Probably not, as they have under soil heating and the teams are already in town.

But would they cancel if lots of fans aren’t able to make it in?

They only cancel games if the cameras can't see what's happening.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

wooger posted:

Any chance of today’s games being cancelled due to snow?

Probably not, as they have under soil heating and the teams are already in town.

But would they cancel if lots of fans aren’t able to make it in?

Nah nothing's getting cancelled

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

wooger posted:

Any chance of today’s games being cancelled due to snow?

Probably not, as they have under soil heating and the teams are already in town.

But would they cancel if lots of fans aren’t able to make it in?

Nothing in the premier league everyone has to have heated pitches and it's not cold enough to make all the pavements around the grounds Ice

Chillao
Jan 12, 2004
discerning gentleman

TheBigAristotle posted:

Palace fans in the buildup and aftermath of Benteke's trash penalty take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiwaCa_Tyo

loving this content

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Mourinho was allegedly in a scuffle with Ederson and got milk and water thrown on him lol

Not a good look, Josey

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
its me, im the one who milked mourinho

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Despicable, you wouldn't have seen this sort of behaviour when Sir Lord King Ferguson was in charge.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Hmm maybe spending 100 billion pounds on 38 year fat Lukaku with his Lebron hairline wasnt a good idea haha season over for the red Mancs

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Turns out big belge strikers lukaku and benteke are both poo poo after all

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Frankston posted:

Turns out big belge strikers lukaku and benteke are both poo poo after all

They're both turning 40 this year give them a break.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
why stop at the strikers? komplany failaini and mirallass have been rubbish for years, poortois is a liability and edamame hazard and pinky de bruyne have gone missing for entire seasons because they didn't get on with jomo the diminutive eurohunk

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
The way that post continued to devolve was priceless

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

edamame hazard

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
This is glorious, especially the description of Rojo

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
i think its evident united showed city more disrespect by hanging the old badge up in the dressing room

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
wouldn't want to meet that fearsome foursome from step 5 on a dark night

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010


L-R: rashford, herrera, shaw

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
lol at Rojo with his bird chest and cute little twink haircut trying to act tough

This is a shameful physique


What a disgusting team Manchester United is

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

pik_d posted:

This is glorious, especially the description of Rojo



Lol, it’s like they mocked up to be as complex as the JFK assassination

African AIDS cum posted:

lol at Rojo with his bird chest and cute little twink haircut trying to act tough

This is a shameful physique


What a disgusting team Manchester United is

I could see why he would naturally be a huge fan of American hockey team the Detroit Red Wings.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



African AIDS cum posted:

lol at Rojo with his bird chest and cute little twink haircut trying to act tough

This is a shameful physique


What a disgusting team Manchester United is

Post your power gut

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


Look at these guys. All tough when it's one old Portuguese guy asking them to be civil.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

pik_d posted:

This is glorious, especially the description of Rojo



I like the description of a "rugby scrum like brawl" clearly written by someone who has no idea what a scrum is.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Brony Car posted:



Look at these guys. All tough when it's one old Portuguese guy asking them to be civil. throwing a wobbly because he lost.

Ftfy

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
Dock both teams points unless they reenact the brawl on the pitch so we can all see it and laugh.

This goes for all teams who have fights in the tunnel/dressing room. Except maybe Arsenal whose players I think would do the decent thing and record it on their phones then upload to social media.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Rio Ferdinands foray into boxing is starting to make more sense. I think he means to become untied manager some day

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
And where was Pep during all this?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

mackintosh posted:

And where was Pep during all this?

he was polishing mangalas head

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
if big Tony V had been involved in this ruckus none of the city players would still be alive so I'm not having it tbh

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Speaking of bad referees, hope Bournemouth take a pumping

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JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Like a real deep rectal fisting

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