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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
This is the only time I will ever root for the Bengals, but there you have it.

Go bengals, forcefeed them your skyline chili or whatever midwestern abortion.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I think this game will be ugly and someone will be decapitated by the third quarter.

Only took till the second down, drat. Shazier :(

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jesus loving christ :stare:

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Just, holy gently caress.



Should've been 3 ints by now instead of now. Too bad the bengals suck too.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

OxySnake posted:

poo poo i missed it what happened with Shazier

Went to spear a guy in the back, landed the hit badly and (what looked like, hopefully not) hurt something bad enough that he couldn't move his legs.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Epic Mount posted:

He led with the crown of the helmet which is a really bad idea.

Yup. Perfect way to get a compression fx somewhere. But also great for injuring whoever you hit, so what Eifert said, call spearing lots more.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Eifert Posting posted:

There are players on my team and other teams where you literally don't see them make a tackle where they're not spearing.

I know, which is bullshit.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Steelers would be undefeated with Andy Dalton.

Andey would be a rapist if he was on the Steelers.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FizFashizzle posted:

Hopefully he has a quick recovery like Kevin Everett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw

Oh my god I can't stop laughing at this, I am a horrible person.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Mixon walking, at least. Jesus poo poo!

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Eifert Posting posted:

What the gently caress happened to that ball it looks like it hit a bird or something

Camera wire? Also yeah the gently caress, there was no facemask on that.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Eifert Posting posted:

They really are letting both teams get away with murder covering the pass.

Doesn't matter, andey can't throw deep worth poo poo.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Yeaaaah that valium kicked in. How the gently caress was no one even going after him?

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I mean the ball comes out after his butt hits the ground right? Am I missing something?

He saw the bears td challenge and tried to do one better. Sadly, he didn't.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Please don't gently caress this up bengals.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jesus gently caress that DPI.

Just hand the steelers the game, right? gently caress.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

b0ng posted:

How do you do that terrible of a job of reffing in the span of 3 plays?

I swear to god this ref group is actually retarded. It takes a huge fuckup to get called out this hard by Gruden of all people, and they're just digging deeper.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Blarfk posted:

Just popping in to confirm that no matter who wins, this is some of the worst officiating in years, right?

Well, this and the SNF game. They're really going all out on utterly poo poo calling this weekend. Also uncalled holding+DPI on gronk but we all know how that ended

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Play posted:

I remember they said this crew threw the second most flags in the NFL... kind of makes me wonder which shitass crew throws the most if these guys are in second place

Getting paid by the flag. The new bountygate.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Oh hey how about gently caress Smith-Shuster?

I really dislike tez but dude, loving REALLY?

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
gently caress dammit andey. Can't even spoil it for the steelers?

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

CowboyKid posted:

Absolute bullshit they wont give an update on Shazier

Either he'll walk again or he won't. Not something you can diagnose right away and I'm pretty sure they aren't going to go into detail on what exactly he broke. No updates means he dead or extremely close to it.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jesus loving poo poo they're really going to piss away this game to a drat field goal, aren't they :suicide:

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm calling a block kick called back on penalty

Blocked kick returned for a td. :pray:

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
HOW DO YOU loving GO OFFSIDES ON THIS WHAT THE gently caress


Being a bengals fan must suck and make you want to shank loving everyone.

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Its better than being a Browns fan

Honestly, being a browns fan must be zen as gently caress. Just, never expecting anything then hey you get a win and it's fuckin' christmas!

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Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Despera posted:

Anyone wanna tell us why they are glad the bengals lost tonight?

Even though I wanted them to win, watching THE RED RIFLE turn into the limpest noodle is never not hilarious.

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