MNF: PIT @ CIN 12/5

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

oh my god

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 02:42

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Tayter Swift posted:

Jfc, no immediate update on his situation, baaaaaasddddd

They're probably freezing him right now like they did with everett.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 03:21

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Hopefully he has a quick recovery like Kevin Everett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 03:22

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/kimberlyarchie/status/937871726251147264

Since Shazier was seen flexing his hands, we can rule out anything above t6. He was also grabbbing at his middle thoracic, so somewhere between t6-t12.

In case you want to know what his prognosis is, if he indeed did just sever his spine.

quote:

Nerves affect muscles of the trunk (abdominal and back muscles) depending on the level of injury.
Usually results in paraplegia
Normal upper-body movement
Fair to good ability to control and balance trunk while in the seated position
Should be able to cough productively (if abdominal muscles are intact)
Little or no voluntary control of bowel or bladder but can manage on their own with special equipment
Most likely use a manual wheelchair
Can learn to drive a modified car
Some can stand in a standing frame, while others may walk with braces.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 03:40

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

i like that all they advertise about jumanji is people becoming other characters

movie must be a pile

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 04:44

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

lol this game is unwatchable

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 04:55

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

lol dre kirkpatrick

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:09

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

burfict broke his arm

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:11

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

that's a pi?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

the nfl is so loving rigged

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

just gently caress my poo poo up

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:26

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

showing a burfict highlight where he was beat by three steps

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:27

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

sportsgenius86 posted:

Goddamn JuJu

lol blatant taunting

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:28

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

gotta hand it to burfict

he shook off that concussion fast enough to try to break someone's ankle

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:29

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Jubs posted:

Get JuJu out of the game or else there's going to be retaliation.

yeah no poo poo

sorry about your ACLs, juju

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:33

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

eventually they're going to have to play this game in an empty stadium like those protestant-catholic italian soccer matches

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:39

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, good news for.......vontaze burfict.

I guess shazier is dead as hell.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:42

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

CowboyKid posted:

Absolute bullshit they wont give an update on Shazier

we're probably in "let the family know first" territory.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:48

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

oh man you know he wanted to commit a personal foul on that tackle

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 05:52

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