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little munchkin posted:it's fun to imagine what would happen if Mario and Solid Snake met each other imagine mario and solid snake eating at an Italian restaurant together. LOL!!!!
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Debate Me Please posted:imagine mario and solid snake eating at an Italian restaurant together. LOL!!!! i think it'd go a little something ... like this! MARIO: it's-a me, Mario! SNAKE: Mario? Hmm... poo poo i can't think of what they would say after that oh goddammit gently caress
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super sweet best pal posted:This site could use some more writers. let me write for the front page (totally not out of the side of my mouth) yeah let phiz write for the front page they're so funny wow heh thanks guys guess i'll have to give it a shot if the mods approve B)
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I like this guy's work, its funny- punchy and breezy, just hits right to the point without dancing around a buildup that may or may not pay off without being at the poo poo-meme level of a frowny face and text underneath or some nonsense.
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Slam Pajamas posted:I like this guy's work, its funny- punchy and breezy, just hits right to the point without dancing around a buildup that may or may not pay off without being at the poo poo-meme level of a frowny face and text underneath or some nonsense. thanks Dennis
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Slam Pajamas posted:I like this guy's work, its funny- punchy and breezy, just hits right to the point without dancing around a buildup that may or may not pay off without being at the poo poo-meme level of a frowny face and text underneath or some nonsense. Counterpoint: this absolute dogshit
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"The Preamble to Every Online Recipe" is good. I wish there was an Adblock for mommyblogging.
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Halloween Jack posted:"The Preamble to Every Online Recipe" is good. I came here to post this. Halloween Jack posted:I wish there was an Adblock for mommyblogging. 
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Slam Pajamas posted:I like this guy's work, its funny- punchy and breezy, just hits right to the point without dancing around a buildup that may or may not pay off without being at the poo poo-meme level of a frowny face and text underneath or some nonsense. Yeah CTS rules.
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Slam Pajamas posted:I like this guy's work, its funny- punchy and breezy, just hits right to the point without dancing around a buildup that may or may not pay off without being at the poo poo-meme level of a frowny face and text underneath or some nonsense. Why? as I said before it's the same joke over and over week in week out. If he was on the big bang theory goons would be burning his joke at the stake.
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Mar 27, 2019 22:21
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mate are u loving kidding me
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Yeah this one is pretty bad. Yet the Criterion Collection, which is a similar idea, was a lot funnier to me. Juxtaposing things sometimes works. Sometimes doesn't. He's one of the few writers actually updating regularly, and I think he does two articles per week. I get not having ideas.
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Today's "alien rpg" article is amazing. It's litterally the same joke 14 times in a row.
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504 posted:Today's "alien rpg" article is amazing. I actually think the entire article is a reference to this: https://www.gameaxis.com/news/an-elder-scrolls-tabletop-rpg-module-is-plagued-by-plagiarism/ Essentially, an RPG module for Elder Scrolls that used 'The Black Road' D&D module and just changed a couple of words around to make it an 'Elder Scrolls RPG'. Which kind of makes it two jokes, though it's not really the best two jokes ever and the second one at best is a "haha, I know what this is referring to'" for the few nerds like me who know about this. Soul Reaver fucked around with this message at 05:59 on May 29, 2019 |
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May 29, 2019 05:25
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DCTS gets a permanent hall pass gently caress the haters
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Thanks for the valued input, you mindless loving idiot.
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504 posted:I'm a huge loving retard fixed that for you
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You are an idiot that likes mindless repetitive jokes that you would not even smile at if they were not written by your internet hero. So yeah. gently caress off.
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where did the mean front page writer hurt you
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Steve Mazzagatti got a lot of deserved poo poo for being a bad ref, but I unironically believe his calls on Hammil/Jones and Mir/Lesnar 1 were right and more refs should make calls like that.
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The shoes, despite being fished out of a river, still ran a cost of seven hundred dollars.
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/house-chart-conversion/ Doom House was a welcome blast from the past. What is Fragmaster up to these days?
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Crane Fist posted:Counterpoint: this absolute dogshit Does anybody know what that jet ski game at the end of this article is called
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puve posted:Does anybody know what that jet ski game at the end of this article is called look at this guy not knowing Moto Sea Plug N Play Game
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Listen, this is a good article: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/spider-costume-outfit/
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I enjoyed the Outer Worlds review because, as that particular kind of shut-in RPG junky it is targeted to, I appreciated somebody else being sick of hearing reviewers gush about an unrelated game in every article too. Disco Elysium sounds great, sure. Added to list. But the saga of when-will-we-get-another-New-Vegas-style-map-crawler has been high on the list of concerns for escapist dopes like me for a long time now. I really don't care about the "well actually the opposite approach is better, you really want to just explore a city block" snobbery. I really don't want to just explore a city block, I want to get lost somewhere exotic and expansive. Being told that's wrong by reviewers of a game that's marketed exactly to that audience just reeks of elitism, so thanks CTS for calling them on it.
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/but-how-medicare/ Trip Report: I thought today's update was actually pretty drat funny. Bring back lost in appleton.
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/baby-yoda-star/ This is the way.
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Ouch. Yeah, Muppet Babies was a blunt, crass idea in '84 and it's still that way today.
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He's pretty much the only writer writing stuff consistently and gets a lot of credit for that even if not every article is great. The new one made me laugh though. This was a good idea.
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Lately I remembered about this article https://www.somethingawful.com/news/twister-shouting-quotes/ and how much I liked it.
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quote:THE LEGEND OF ZACHA: BRAFF OH HE WILD
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yakuza 0 winning "best slot car simulator" is accurate and insightful journalism
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I MUST LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE THIS MANS WRITING WHICH IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FOR FREE AND DOESNT COST ME A SINGLE CENT, NOR AM I PRESSURED TO READ IT!!!
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Do y'all watch season 2-10 of shows you don't like aswell? Hitting up the IMDb forums after every episode, over years and years, to have a good self-entitled bitch about it?
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Whooo hass summoned meeee
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Nierbo posted:I MUST LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE THIS MANS WRITING WHICH IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FOR FREE AND DOESNT COST ME A SINGLE CENT, NOR AM I PRESSURED TO READ IT!!! Nierbo posted:Do y'all watch season 2-10 of shows you don't like aswell? Hitting up the IMDb forums after every episode, over years and years, to have a good self-entitled bitch about it? ahaha oh my loving god, dude
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Nierbo posted:I MUST LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE THIS MANS WRITING WHICH IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FOR FREE AND DOESNT COST ME A SINGLE CENT, NOR AM I PRESSURED TO READ IT!!! It really loving sucks though. I see it as complaining about the amount of bird poo poo covering up some quaint old port district. Yes it was only deposited there recently, but it spoils the atmosphere, stinks up the environment and could easily be power washed off but we cant seem to collectively get rid of this sites Lowtaxian use of unpaid utility-grade comedy writers who never get better, never ever once in the last 5 years of spraying their birdshit to ever get a mention anywhere, not even in the forum of the website they post on. Look at this crap https://www.somethingawful.com/news/hbo-max-now/ Purge the work-for-free-for-ever tier of open-mic caliber chuckle deserts and maybe something improves around here.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Purge the work-for-free-for-ever tier of open-mic caliber chuckle deserts and maybe something improves around here. are you saying you want us to delete your posts?
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:are you saying you want us to delete your posts? As much as Corrin Tucker sucks, at least they try. Your apologia-cum-article isnt open mic its pitiful therapy couch selfies.
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