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What if something awful became a religion? Can I be the guy the runs the prison or at least the boat?
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Lowtax posted:"Helping Keep Crazy People Off The Streets Since 1999" Dear federal government, If you don't fund my forums, my users will go outside. Enclosed you will find copies of posts that indicate they are an extreme danger to society and must be contained at all costs. Sincerely, Lowtax
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There Bias Two posted:Dear federal government, I WILL UNLEASH THE PLAGUE OF MAGGOTMASTER 2.0
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PS: I WILL KEEP POSTING DOOM HOUSE 3: 0: ORIGINS STUFF AS I GO ALONG HERE!!!
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you have to pay to be a guinea pig? daaaamn
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I hope your poo poo improves and I wish you woulda told us that merch doesn't make you much money before I got drunk and paid almost $30 for a drat t-shirt the other day Good luck with the lab trial for your mom, as for your cartilage issue you could try beating up a shark? I hear they have tons of the stuff.
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Lowtax posted:I buy my gravel and dirt from Trader Joes trader joes is really good and i wish we had it in the uk. its the same company as aldi but sells far nicer stuff
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Wish you and your mother best of luck with the health issues, Lowtax. I also hope your financial status improves as quickly as possible. EDIT: My girlfriend's uncle paid $80000 for an experimental drug testing about 4 years ago. He was cured (IIRC) after one session. I hope it works for your mother as well. Pixelponny fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Dec 7, 2017 |
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Very nice. Doom House is one of my favorite properties. A friend and I once made an homage to the original. EDIt: wtf your picture has no trigger discipline could you not even manage to find a firearms consultant you have a firearms subforum 0/10 go to hell
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Pound_Coin posted:you have to pay to be a guinea pig? daaaamn
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It chagrins me to hear about your troubles Lowtax, but, as they say, laughter is the best medicine. Well, well, well, you sure are in the best place ever to find loads of laughter! *posts goatse*
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I donated a paltry $20 with which you might be able to buy a nice neckpillow for your rock neck or one minute of hospital stay for your mom. I hope things look up for you soon, Lowtax. Doom House is very funny, Fragmaster is very funny. Thanks for all of it.
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Dec 7, 2017 18:47
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i forgive you op
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If it helps I will buy these forums for 0.01 bitcoins which, in about 3 weeks, should be approximately 70 million US dollars.
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Keep your head up Lowtax. Best of luck to you and your mom. My parents have had their share of major health problems in the last year and a half... I'm their only child, so we've been through a lot together. I chose to go to some low-cost therapy at the local university after being a debbie downer a lot and going apeshit a few times .. mostly on walls. But seriously though, gently caress drywall and the horse it rode in on. Who gave it the right? I'm totally getting a 10bux towel for myself for Christmas. 
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Rich as I see it having a hosed up neck cartilage basically means that your neck makes a spooky creaking sound every time you turn your head around. C/D
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Unknowable Hole posted:What if something awful became a religion? Can I be the guy the runs the prison or at least the boat? can i be the guy who collects donations, and then keeps them (i guess this is a "deacon")
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Sorry to hear that Mr Lowtax. I'll buy some obnoxious avatars for some really nice people here.
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Giving avatars is the reason for the season.
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Maybe we can cut out the middleman and just donate cartilage directly?
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If giving is the reason for the christmas season, what's the reason for the hunting season? The flu season?
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Sorry about your mom. And your neck. And your taxes. And all of us. Especially sorry about all of us. Anyways, I donated.
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I'm sorry about things but hope things get better I'm enclosing in this post 0.3 ketchupcoins will send more when I have more money
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Furia posted:I'm sorry about things but hope things get better Are they Heinz at least?
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drat, really sorry to hear about you and your mom, Lowtax. I am very much looking forward to Doom House 3 though! I'll see about buying some avatars in the near future, that will give me incentive to actually soit down and do some art anyway.
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How much is one (1) copy of Doom house 3 going to cost, and what format will it be in?
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There Bias Two posted:Just lie about where it came from. Tell her you sold your kidney or something. Tell her you sold your neck cartilage. Or start a GoFundMe and just keep the money like almost every other GoFundMe. My brother-in-law just made one to by a headstone for his suddenly dead dad. It brought in like $2000 and he drank it all. It'd be funnier if I weren't probably going to be the one to eventually have to buy the damned stone. Jokes on him: He's going to jail (for unrelated poo poo). That's the power of karma (and also of beating your wife with a chair and trying to strangle her).
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sorry to hear about your mother and your neck, lowtax. seems this is a good enough reason to buy platinum. best wishes
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Well that really sucks, I'm sorry about your mom, and your neck, and your lovely insurance, and the fact that most of your internet subjects have been unable to help out. (All those video games and anime body pillows add up, it leaves little extra for anything non-essential.) I've gone ahead and donated what I could, but have you considered low cost natural alternative medicines such as chugging an entire bottle of apple cider vinegar? I've heard that's good for most things so maybe it also fixes leukemia and grows cartilage and kills the IRS.
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Finally changed my lovely username and avatar. Happy I could help
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Lowtax have you thought about making smilies into lapel pins and selling them at a mark up? I know a goon was doing this in 04 or 05. You could even sell them in sets of 4 or 5 and only include 1 popular one in each set so it's cheaper to ship. A quick google got me  I'd love to buy some, especially if it helped to keep the forums going and your mother live.
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pixaal posted:Lowtax have you thought about making smilies into lapel pins and selling them at a mark up? I know a goon was doing this in 04 or 05. You could even sell them in sets of 4 or 5 and only include 1 popular one in each set so it's cheaper to ship. Oh yeah those are super cute, I'd buy them too.
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Best of luck to you Mr. Tax. If worse comes to worse, you can come stay with me. We'll get bunk beds.
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pixaal posted:Lowtax have you thought about making smilies into lapel pins and selling them at a mark up? I know a goon was doing this in 04 or 05. You could even sell them in sets of 4 or 5 and only include 1 popular one in each set so it's cheaper to ship. This would be cool. This also reminds me, I wanna check for the Mario 3 pins that are out now.
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I know “lol patreon” and we already paid 10bux but why not patreon? I’m sure a good portion of the user base would throw some cash your way to maintain the daily dose of quality poo poo posts
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pixaal posted:Lowtax have you thought about making smilies into lapel pins and selling them at a mark up? I know a goon was doing this in 04 or 05. You could even sell them in sets of 4 or 5 and only include 1 popular one in each set so it's cheaper to ship. pin gacha, where you're guaranteed one popular smiley in each set of five, but you can never know if it's the one you want or if you need to buy more of them  pm me i know how you can keep it out of gambling territory legally Fur20 fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Dec 7, 2017 |
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