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*reading AI* huh, ok, weird board, but here's goes nothing. Subject: Question for car professionals Message: I only had sex with a car once, and it was not satisfying. Help me improve my technique. ---------------- |
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cda posted:*reading AI* huh, ok, weird board, but here's goes nothing. *scrolls past TCC trying not to think about that one very unfortunate trip to the ER* |
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Dec 13, 2017 17:20
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cda posted:Finally, a forum that will let me post about what I'm good about, which is having sex with people, instead of a forum like YOSPOD which makes me post about what I'm not good at, which is having sex with computers. let me tell you about the sex i am having with my not wife who is okay with my adultry also i ma computer janitor |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:let me tell you about the sex i am having with my not wife who is okay with my adultry also i ma computer janitor Hey buddy, take it to the official sex forum, or the computer forum, or the wife forum, or the adultery forum. |
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Something Awful > QQCS > New "Official" Sex Forum? WTF Lowtax?! So this morning I woke up and decided to go visit my favourite threads about how good I am at have sex, and lo and behold I see the new forum, but NONE of my threads or threads I've posted in about having good sex are present! WTF?! I've been posting in what is basically the unofficial sex forum for years about all the sex I've had and how good I am at it, and now theres a new official one? What about all the threads on the unofficial sex forum I've participated in that have contributed to my reputation as a good sex haver? Will those be migrated over, or is it another "radium" thing where if they try to move them it will delete all of my multi paragraph posts about being in an open relationship with my now ex-wife? I also highly disapprove of who you've decided should mod the forum. "Aroace Frehley" (seriously?!) is obviously unqualified, and especially in comparison to myself and my years of posts about all of the sex I've had. They have made not one post about having sex, let alone contributed any research to the correlation between preferred sexual activities and professional occupations, research that I have basically spearheaded on these very forums. You should have made me a mod, and by not doing so it only demonstrates how completely out of touch you are with this forum. Maybe if you get reported by some nazi again you'll come back, see this post and take the moderation and curation of the sex forum more seriously, but until then I'll be boycotting the official sex forum. |
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Girl: That was terrible. Me: Couldn't be. I have 7 goldmined threads in the official Something Awful sex subforum.
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blaise rascal posted:Girl: That was terrible.
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blaise rascal posted:Girl: That was terrible. |
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as the new mod of sexforum, i'll be mailing these to everyone who gets a thread goldmined. you know, to wear on dates 
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blaise rascal posted:Girl: That was terrible. |
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Dec 14, 2017 20:28
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Are there any sex forum specific rules we need to follow when posting there? |
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FluffieDuckie posted:as the new mod of sexforum, i'll be mailing these to everyone who gets a thread goldmined. going to wear the dozens of these i inevitably receive all over my clothes, to really show the ladies my prowess |
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alnilam posted:going to wear the dozens of these i inevitably receive all over my clothes, to really show the ladies my prowess
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Sex is now in session. Oop, excuse me, ha ha ha, Sex FORUM is now in session! yall fuckin good?/? 
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The Anal MEGATHREAD |
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blaise rascal posted:Girl: That is terrible advice. |
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OP: "Help! HELP! My dildo is stuck up my rear end!!!" Goons: "Go to the emergency room!" OP: "I'm thinking I should put something else up there. Should I put something else up there?" |
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*sidles into sex crew megathread* Whatup yall. yall fuckin hard or hardly fuckin *gives a sidelong glance at my frigid wife from across the computer*
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google THIS posted:OP: "Help! HELP! My dildo is stuck up my rear end!!!"
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blaise rascal posted:*sidles into sex crew megathread* hahahahahha holy gently caress
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Jedrick posted:The Anal MEGATHREAD |
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something awful dot com > Main > BYOD > Crabs Adventure |
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The Having Sex Mock Thread V.6
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Need some tips on being bad at sex |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Need some tips on being bad at sex Go to reddit nerd! #sex |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Need some tips on being bad at sex just be yourself ---------------- |
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FOR THE LAST TIME: If you pee in her butt, she will NOT get pregnant. PLEASE READ THE OP! |
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The BDSM thread is the one place where mod sass will get you probed IRL |
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3am, Kyanka Residence Lowtax's pager goes off. SA is experiencing a colossal load on its servers, record numbers of posts and PMs over the past half hour. In a hungover stupor, he traces it to the source: The Kawaii RP Thread [MOD APPROVED][ANIME A-OK] - 1786 pgs |
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