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I thought this was the sex forum

alnilam

*raises paw*

alnilam

cda posted:

*reading AI* huh, ok, weird board, but here's goes nothing.

Subject: Question for car professionals

Message: I only had sex with a car once, and it was not satisfying. Help me improve my technique.

*scrolls past TCC trying not to think about that one very unfortunate trip to the ER*

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blaise rascal posted:

Girl: That was terrible.

Me: Couldn't be. I have 7 goldmined threads in the official Something Awful sex subforum.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

as the new mod of sexforum, i'll be mailing these to everyone who gets a thread goldmined.

you know, to wear on dates



going to wear the dozens of these i inevitably receive all over my clothes, to really show the ladies my prowess

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