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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Israeli women are also hot. Peace must be achieved, so that we may all live and gently caress in harmony.

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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lollontee posted:

but then who would we bomb?

We can bomb the British, they're all ugly. No one would miss them and the Irish would send us thank you cards.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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jerusalem is the most holy city in judaism, but only the third holiest in islam. the only fair solution is to give the palestinians a state, and share jerusalem as the capital of both nations. yet, bibi does not want this??? perhas, he, is bad?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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israel should annex sicily and then grant them independence into the i-s-p triangle nation, which would lay claim to all religious and organized criminal activity worldwide

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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we could also include cyprus, whaytever they are

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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h*ck yeah!

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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paul_soccer10 posted:

My solution is get rid of all settlements post 1967 June and 2 states and complete right of return and Jerusalem something something and Israel elects a Jeremy Corbyn

same but they elect reincarnated karl marx who rises to prominence by brutally owning the opposition and fist fighting bibi on stage

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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bibi delenda est

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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luv 2 grant dictator powers 2 corrupt fascists

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


i lived in Israel when i was younger and have citizenship and whatnot and im horrified at the idea that my old friends from kibbutz could be among those shooting children, or cheering it on. i remember we had regular rocket drills where we all crowded into a reinforced bunker not far from the school, and thinking nothing* of it. 9/11 happened and the adults said, and this is the real translation of a real thing that was said, "now they'll know how it feels". i guess they were right--the america i returned to was as insane and bloodthirsty as israel apparently was, though i was too young to see any of it.

ive wanted to go back but i dont know if i could now, knowing everything that happens, that had happened in the last 16 years. nowadays bibi and son literally defend hitler and post neo-nazi propaganda. indicted for corruption and he's probably more popular than ever. and the way they--we?-- treat Ethiopian Jews; what moral or spiritual legitimacy can we claim, when white supremacy is more important to the government than Judaism? literal nazis praise the state of Israel for how it's organized, how it acts--how is this not a wakeup call?

*they were vastly preferable to school assemblies in america tbh

pouring one out for the dream of a just Jewish homeland and a two state solution. im gonna drink more and go back to ironyposting.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

genuinely impressed they were able to use it without kamikazing it into a light rain cloud

the middle east, with its dry climate, is the only region of the world in which the f35 can be safely fielded

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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etalian posted:

I think Israel is the closest thing you can get to the world shown in the Starship Trooper movie.

the haredim will NOT allow sexy coed showers and that is the most important part

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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piss rockets, piss tape: they're both extremely real

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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The one I lived on was nice, welcoming, and communal, significantly less bougie than the American suburbs I was used to, but I was ten. There were free communal meals every evening and they made a lot of purple cabbage salads. Also, milk came in bags.


The tiny English fiction section of the library was filled with Tom Clancy novels so in retrospect the fascism was right under my nose.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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I would like to go back to Israel so I'd really appreciate if they'd knock it off with all the fascism, ok?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Slutitution posted:

Why would you want to visit a country with that much sand?

There's no humidity, and the north is really pretty. Even in the desert, you can sit in the shade and it's not that bad. I live in Pennsylvania and the only time (during the summer, aka right now) it's not miserable is immediately after it rains.

Also Israelis are really hot. The commitment the government has to white supremacy is terrifying and dangerous to the future attractiveness of Israel. SMH trying to get rid of Ethiopian and other black Jews, the whole point is we're all one people, cursed chosen by God to keep the Law and whatever else it is. Don't ask me to elaborate, no Jew has any idea what it means to be Jewish; practically all modern Jewish art is about asking this question and getting no answer.

More politically, the socialist history of a lot of kibbutzim and even the shadow of that which was left back in 2001, visible even to a child who barely spoke the language, stood out so much in contrast to the suburbs I'd grown up in. I eventually read more about the history of the country and the ideas that motivated a lot of early Zionists and I wish that dream could still live.

Unfortunately both of the countries that I'm connected to are ruled by monstrous forces that ravage whole world and seem to threaten all of our futures. That's why I post on C-SPAM I guess.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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hell, i remember climbing some hills near the dead sea during the summer, even that wasn't so bad. gently caress i hate humidity so much.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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god willing, the lion's curse shall strike down likud and give new hope for peace in Israel

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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memri tv is an absurdist comedy show tricking the israeli govt into funding it

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

MENA TV can get just as weird as any other regions.
Most of the Memri images that memes are made of are for some obscure rear end networks that play only on a national level.

a version of this, but using american regional broadcasts that are first translated into Arabic

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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steinrokkan posted:

American televangelists are thousand times scarier than the most belligerent crap they choose to mistranslate on Memri TV.

thats true it might end up being less absurd and more horrifying than memri already is

a man can dream....

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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XMNN posted:

I actually think the best bit of that article is the bit where she says that you can't question the Jewishness of someone who has converted to Judaism and then spends multiple paragraphs doing exactly that

the torah says to be nice to those people but, well

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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by those people i of course mean converts

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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thats some american twitter rper lol

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Whorelord posted:

They have to know what this sounds like, right?

Likud is all but explicitly fascist

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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Honestly I'm unsure about that statement, they might have come out of the closet bunker by now

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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if he's explicitly starting a nazi party then, historically speaking, he's pretty much guaranteed the centrist vote

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

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AFancyQuestionMark posted:

btw, are you people okay with me posting my hot takes on israeli politics in here from time to time, or is this considered threadshitting?

that is prime content, my friend

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