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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Tendai posted:

birds_that_should_smell_like_skittles_but_don't_because_this_world_is_cruel_and_unloving_but_at_least_there_are_birds.png



When I was buying my sun conure my then gf and I were trying to decide on a name for him and I suggested Skittles and the clerk shouted "NO" at us

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Agent355 posted:

Parrot poo is real inoffensive. Sticks to a tissue when you go to pick it up, doesn't smell, doesn't stain. Not going to say it's 'nice' but it's about as good as poop can get?

My conure just instinctively understood he shouldn't poop on me and he'd do a little dance to get me to bring him to a good poopin' spot if he had to go (and was too lazy to fly).

Mine does this too. He knows if I set him on the edge of a garbage can to go inside the can. He's a sweetie. Doesn't stop him from making GBS threads everywhere else when he has the opportunity though.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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She's just hugging her babies.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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That's because birds are good, friend.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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He looks like the computer guy the Power Rangers talked to in the original series

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Master Twig posted:

This is a duck.



Ceci c'est un canard.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Bird altruism.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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this, right here, is what I come to the thread for: birds

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Randaconda posted:

look like loons

Curvy loonette gf

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Link, you will face many hardships ahead

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Honorary bird

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Humbly requesting your best hummingbirb pics, gifs and other media

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Thank's you.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Give me my Sunday back, bird

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Zil posted:

I always like how pissed off at the world cardinals seem.

They have contempt for the material world, as befits their status in the Birdch

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I Love Union Bird

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Bert Roberge posted:

Secretarybird (Sagittarius serpentarius)



This bird wishes you a good day and has already scheduled your next appointment

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I'm lovin it

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Tendai posted:

you're in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker:


This looks like the extremely right neighborhood

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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What if mother nature, like, is LSD

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Why this birb screaming

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Sun Conures are explosively loving loud and like to stick their beaks into your ear and scream and then run away like dicks

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Do doxx me :greenangel:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Master Twig posted:

But what are birds?



I don't know!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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That bird's grin is infectious.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Aww the random albino one

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I'm getting sympathetic ASMR tingles from this

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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2/2 Artifact Creature with Flying

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Love to eat my bed

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Jisae posted:

I'd like the tag you have! Here's my Cakes to offer up as content :3:

https://twitter.com/CarlyLady/status/1077602496082862080

I dig your bird and your art a lot

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Don't let birds do this, it puts them into nesting behaviors and they turn into huge assholes because they're all horned up

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I want a branch to fall on the car and puncture a thousand tiny holes in it

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Looks like he belongs on a votive candle

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Bored posted:

That pigeon looks like the kind of old weirdo who would just be out in his open garage watching TV, blissfully unaware that while he remembered to put on a very colorful shirt this morning, he forgot pants. And he can't figure out that the neighborhood kids keep riding by to point and giggle because he looks silly in a hawaiian shirt and old, white briefs that feature an overstretched waste band

I am this guy, and thus, I am this bird

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Once I climbed to the top of Horsetooth Rock and hung out with an absolutely gigantic old crow and we sat and watched the sunset together while the wind blew his feathers around. It was a good time with this crow

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I loving hate "superb owl"

However I loving love superb owls

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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This is why crows are the natural friend of the human

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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"Nice morning -- dude, wha- what the hell? Is that... How is that happening?... Whatever, fine."

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Those some mufuckin pigeons?

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Kissing is currency in bird world

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