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i have recently learned that there is a type of owl that is named Powerful Owl. the name seems appropriate.
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*sigh* why can't I be Powerful like the other owls?
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Jul 28, 2020 02:27
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https://twitter.com/Sparr0w_0324/status/1293846127561728002?s=20
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Aug 13, 2020 17:54
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the pelican is cute but do know that if it was larger or the man smaller, it would devour him.
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Aug 13, 2020 18:00
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https://twitter.com/carmichaelsk/status/1299454001096916993?s=20
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Aug 29, 2020 23:00
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Platystemon posted:People like to say that the mind is the person and the body is a mere instrument. The reality is that our brains evolved as pilots for our genitals. when i go out and yell "sit on my face" at women people get mad at me, not sure what i'm doing wrong.
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Oct 20, 2020 18:28
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https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1321199826676162560?s=20 parrots seem to experience music or beats similarly to people and i'll never get tired of it.
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Oct 28, 2020 03:56
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https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1292354617674801152?s=20
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Nov 14, 2020 04:17
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a challenger appears! https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1331699882357379074?s=20
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Nov 26, 2020 04:48
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https://twitter.com/HesterCoxPrint/status/1349089169386201088?s=20
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Jan 14, 2021 05:39
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https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1453403750111002638?s=20
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Oct 29, 2021 21:22
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wish i could do that. fun party trick.
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Nov 1, 2021 17:16
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surprise motherfuckers! guess who's back?! https://twitter.com/CrazyLipz/status/1460104259077382145?s=20
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Nov 15, 2021 23:31
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I wish i lived in a giant cactus. https://twitter.com/thetidebreaks/status/1494514634262560770?s=20&t=eZ_qaL6O-f3qzHWT2oIpng
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Feb 18, 2022 20:34
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https://twitter.com/Brink_Thinker/status/1515795744942403584?s=20&t=zVdNCqRA9g6s8PCCT9leDA
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Apr 18, 2022 16:42
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sure i could clip your head off your shoulders like a pair of garden shears. but i won't. because i like you! https://twitter.com/stormcabbirds/status/1516770019560108047?s=20&t=ADFh-2HIS0YifVy2_Fj93g
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Apr 21, 2022 21:03
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"get a load of this show-off over here. psssh. oughta be a law."
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Apr 26, 2022 18:55
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the grim and terrible secret that has gone undisclosed thus far is that the bird feeder has blood in it. those birds are vampires.
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Apr 26, 2022 22:48
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https://twitter.com/RateMySalad/status/1521079599739850752?s=20&t=Z5jVh0xSK8HTZ2AWwwrDQQ
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May 3, 2022 22:46
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May 4, 2022 17:09
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i looked at an article about the red rear end bird and it said "it is a mild mannered creature except when it becomes horny, then it may attempt to kill you." ok, not exactly that but the gist.
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May 8, 2022 22:25
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"so cute! does he ever stop doing flips? he's been at it a while!" "no." "oh. well that's inconven-" "we had to have a special cage built. 20000 dollars for that cage." "uh" "my life savings, gone. he will live for 80 years i am told." "well-" "and they never stop growing. he speaks to me in my dreams." 
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May 13, 2022 18:57
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1.21 gigaquacks?!
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May 22, 2022 22:46
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by gwah that's a dang muppet!
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Jun 3, 2022 16:04
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a noble creature https://twitter.com/LoreleiKing/status/1536361235415019522?s=20&t=G0yxi55cm8SF2waWs27Mgg
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Jun 14, 2022 20:09
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https://twitter.com/krisgillam1/status/1536745091255177217?s=20&t=KMyVgfhutMySIqmWLSBzCw https://twitter.com/BinAnimals/status/1537058129032224768?s=20&t=KMyVgfhutMySIqmWLSBzCw why do they call it- 
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Jun 15, 2022 15:55
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they are not homeless, they are free, and even now they plot their grim vengeance.
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Jun 16, 2022 16:15
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home for birdlike pets (do not eat)
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Jun 17, 2022 03:14
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i'll take a grande piccione.
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Jun 17, 2022 20:54
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also, obviously a dinosaur.
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Jun 18, 2022 00:44
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*roar* https://twitter.com/mawtype/status/1537224717395849216?s=20&t=P4oIDTCDyuOlhrekfpxTGg
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Jun 18, 2022 00:55
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https://twitter.com/mellifexfarm/status/1538897435057078272?s=20&t=asK0FM7nOS6813eMTAUUNA
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Jun 21, 2022 00:58
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simply challenge the bird to single combat, may the best bird win.
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Jun 21, 2022 21:56
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https://twitter.com/chrismlizama/status/1543316693702692864?s=20&t=e1qVZKpl-Z2bUkvXQ2AlMg
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Jul 4, 2022 00:21
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rise o you beauteous green nuggets!
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Jul 9, 2022 01:00
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expect him https://twitter.com/lorifaithnyc/status/1546283147414966272?s=20&t=NSmKlm_krTmAC-XruiZqsw
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Jul 11, 2022 02:20
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Jul 26, 2022 01:37
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she's wearing a bird proof wig. everyone should own at least one.
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Jul 30, 2022 16:34
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:
admit it, you made up this bird. it is a false bird.
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