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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Who are these people that have owls living in their homes?

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I want a bird. :saddowns:

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Ariong posted:

What is your stance on feces?

It makes me gag. That’s one of the reasons I haven’t bought a bird yet.

I’d love to know how to get over my gagging reaction to poo poo, though.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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GOD I want a bird!

But I also want extravagant furniture and priceless antiques, and I just don’t know if the two can coexist without one ruining the other. :(

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Plz give me pet owl tia

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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just gonna dump out some bird vids so I can get rid of these tabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WL9Orh7auA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exIYiwbyJU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmg3utBh58

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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starlings are...... bigger than I thought

do they really perch on rando peoples’ hands like that?



why are we not hunting them with bb guns in North America if they’re so invasive and problematic?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I MUST learn how to do this

Deteriorata posted:

You're gonna need a lot more than a bb gun, son.

batrachotoxin solves a lot of problems. if it’s not solving your problems, you’re probably not using enough

or making enough

what I’m saying is we should mass-produce synthetic batrachotoxin and put it in stuff. like bullets

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I. M. Gei
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then let’s do the systemic approach?

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I. M. Gei
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Agrinja posted:

Those starlings didn't ask to be here, either. It's a big problem but killing millions of birds seems like a lovely solution.

You got a better idea? :colbert:

I say we engineer a contagious disease that renders them infertile and only affects starlings


There’s video of a great horned owl doing this in the wild, to escape from a bigger bird.

I’m pretty sure owls are smarter than we think they are. Maybe not a lot, but I feel like a lot of our tests for measuring animal intelligence are pretty flawed.

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