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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Oh good, I think I got it twisted because Feyd’s kid shows up in the failson books

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Farad'n is Feyd's boy, isn't he?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Farad'n Corrino is Harq al Ada, married to Ghanima and a foundational block of the Golden Path.

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

Mister Speaker posted:

Farad'n is Feyd's boy, isn't he?

Nah. He's the deposed Emperor's grandson and Irulan's nephew.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Mister Speaker posted:

Farad'n is Feyd's boy, isn't he?
Nah, his mother was Irulan's sister Wensicia, and his father was an obscure Fenring.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Oh right. Who is it trying to kill Leto and Ghanima with the laser tigers again? Some Bene Gesserit RM? Children is IMO the weakest book and I haven't read it in a lot longer than some of the other ones.

While I'm here, is it mentioned in the original book that Guild navigators are mutated and tank-bound because of the spice, or is that something from the encyclopedia or later books? I know the Emperor's conversation with a 'stage four navigator' in the Lynch film is largely cribbed from details from the later books but I can't remember how much of the navigator myth is OG.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Just read the synopsis of that part of “Paul of Dune” and got mad about how lovely and dumb the failson books are

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

Mister Speaker posted:

Oh right. Who is it trying to kill Leto and Ghanima with the laser tigers again? Some Bene Gesserit RM? Children is IMO the weakest book and I haven't read it in a lot longer than some of the other ones.

Farad'n's mother Wensica was the mastermind of that scheme, if I recall correctly, although my memory might be more of the SciFi miniseries version, which might not be entirely book accurate.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

priznat posted:

Just read the synopsis of that part of “Paul of Dune” and got mad about how lovely and dumb the failson books are

They're so loving bad

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Improbable Lobster posted:

They're so loving bad

Even children of dune is a goddamn masterpiece in comparison

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Bezoar posted:

Indeed, but Denis did add the pain box to this in a move that made me and a few friends of mine wonder if we misremembered the book.

That sequence was so good too

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Mister Speaker posted:

Farad'n is Feyd's boy, isn't he?
In the original books, there’s no mention of a family tree (he can be assumed Corrino by blood, because of the ways the Frauferluche system works), but in Dune Encyclopedia (which Frank stated as being canon, up until the events of Heretics), he’s the grandson of a second-cousin of Shadam IV.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
I think people are wrongly equating the golden path being necessary to Herbert actually advocating a “stern hand” and authoritarian government. Remember one of the most important parts of the plan was making people so sick of that very thing that they’d develop a cultural aversion to it so that no one is ever able to do it again. Plus he literally hits you over the head with the message that nothing human, only an inhuman monster, could have actually done so. I sincerely doubt that Herbert thought an immortal Jabba the Hutt who could see all possible pasts and futures was something replicate-able in the real world. Part of sci-fi is looking at how new or “impossible” things completely change the context of morality and ethics of human actions. To bring it back to what Spazzle said about Foundation, In a lot of ways GEoD is about showing how prescience doesn’t lead to benign liberal technocrats guiding man to the “right choices”, it leads to incomprehensible tyrants completely detached from standard human morality.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
uhum, uhum, yes, we should shun the dickless worm, i agree, go on

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Bubblyblubber posted:

uhum, uhum, yes, we should shun the dickless worm, i agree, go on



Avoid the reeking herd,
Shun the dickless worm,
Live like that stoic bird,
The eagle of the.. sperm?.

captain innocuous
Apr 7, 2009
If you unlock your genetic memories, wouldn't you just have the memories of a bunch of horny young people? How would that help at all?

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

At least it would select against incel memories

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

They say an incel dies twice. The first time happens when their hearts stops beating and the second time happens when someone has a genetic memory of them for the last time.
so uh both deaths happen simultaneously

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

galagazombie posted:

I think people are wrongly equating the golden path being necessary to Herbert actually advocating a “stern hand” and authoritarian government. Remember one of the most important parts of the plan was making people so sick of that very thing that they’d develop a cultural aversion to it so that no one is ever able to do it again. Plus he literally hits you over the head with the message that nothing human, only an inhuman monster, could have actually done so. I sincerely doubt that Herbert thought an immortal Jabba the Hutt who could see all possible pasts and futures was something replicate-able in the real world. Part of sci-fi is looking at how new or “impossible” things completely change the context of morality and ethics of human actions. To bring it back to what Spazzle said about Foundation, In a lot of ways GEoD is about showing how prescience doesn’t lead to benign liberal technocrats guiding man to the “right choices”, it leads to incomprehensible tyrants completely detached from standard human morality.

On top of this, Leto’s cunning plan only works in so far as it scatters humans into a bunch of unknown frontier zones that have no political contact and thus can’t imperialize all over each other. Removing worm cycle, prescience, navigator monopoly etc from the equation did absolutely nothing to keep people from becoming incomprehensible amoral tyrants obsessed with the greater good, they will just become tyrants with sex magic/slo mo cheats/cat people instead.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

skasion posted:

worm cycle, prescience, navigator monopoly [...] tyrants with sex magic/slo mo cheats/cat people

We need a cadaver synod w/ ole Frank where we just yell "stop it, you weirdo! Stop being weird!!" for a few hours

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
i for one welcome our new catgirl overlords

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Bubblyblubber posted:

i for one welcome our new catgirl overlords

Catgirls are underpeople unfortunately. The new overlords are mind controlling escort/freemasons who even if you sever their entire nervous system have rigorously trained their legs to autonomously kick you to death

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

captain innocuous posted:

If you unlock your genetic memories, wouldn't you just have the memories of a bunch of horny young people? How would that help at all?

This is one of the most fascinating unexplored angles of that ability. Thousands of lives' worth of memories, but no old people.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Does it actually work that way? Alia's memories don't seem to be limited to The Young Baron.

Many strange implications. Wouldn't there be some incentive to wait until people are older so those Reverend Mothers get as many memories as possible?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
BGs/Fremen reverend mothers have a bunch of internal old people because they get memories from Sharing and not just heredity

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Also due to spice longevity, wasn't the Baron supposed to be like 80?

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

skasion posted:

Catgirls are underpeople unfortunately. The new overlords are mind controlling escort/freemasons who even if you sever their entire nervous system have rigorously trained their legs to autonomously kick you to death
I'm almost sure this is a reference to that other fictional universe where a rugged people hold a monopoly on a life-extending substance that can only be produced by giant animals on their desert planet.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Also due to spice longevity, wasn't the Baron supposed to be like 80?

yes

dr Yueh was supposed to be 103 :ibadpop:

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

The Sausages posted:

I'm almost sure this is a reference to that other fictional universe where a rugged people hold a monopoly on a life-extending substance that can only be produced by giant animals on their desert planet.

I hope so but tbh, Smith’s underpeople are way way more interesting than whatever the futars are supposed to be

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

skasion posted:

Catgirls are underpeople unfortunately. The new overlords are mind controlling escort/freemasons who even if you sever their entire nervous system have rigorously trained their legs to autonomously kick you to death

hot

i mean, awful, terrible, please don't murder me in the throes of ecstasy praying mantis space mommy

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Vampire Panties posted:

yes

dr Yueh was supposed to be 103 :ibadpop:

A hundred birthdays are not enough for Yueh

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm reading Heretics and it's pretty wild. There are two Bene Gesserit in a room, and one of them says something like "How's it going" and the other says "Fine" and then there are paragraphs of unspoken moves and countermoves as they attempt to read the very serious important meaning implied by those words. Then this repeats with two other Bene Gesserit in a room on another planet. And if any of them have a nice set of mommy milkers, you're gonna hear about it.

Using my mentat powers of straight-line computation, I found 87 instances of the words "breed," "breeding," "bred," and/or "breeder" in the text. Who was it who said that you read Messiah to find out what happened to Paul, Children to find out what happened to the Atreides, God Emperor to find out what happened to the Imperium, and Heretics/Chapterhouse to find out what happened to Frank Herbert? I'm finding out.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
ow geez ow ow ow that honored matre kicked me right in the beefswelling and now my girdershape is all bent ow gently caress ow

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm reading Heretics and it's pretty wild. There are two Bene Gesserit in a room, and one of them says something like "How's it going" and the other says "Fine" and then there are paragraphs of unspoken moves and countermoves as they attempt to read the very serious important meaning implied by those words. Then this repeats with two other Bene Gesserit in a room on another planet. And if any of them have a nice set of mommy milkers, you're gonna hear about it.

Using my mentat powers of straight-line computation, I found 87 instances of the words "breed," "breeding," "bred," and/or "breeder" in the text. Who was it who said that you read Messiah to find out what happened to Paul, Children to find out what happened to the Atreides, God Emperor to find out what happened to the Imperium, and Heretics/Chapterhouse to find out what happened to Frank Herbert? I'm finding out.

Frank's missus got hella ill (Cancer of the lots or something) and Frank was her carer. I presume he was kinda pent up sponging her titties day in day out.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bubblyblubber posted:

ow geez ow ow ow that honored matre kicked me right in the beefswelling and now my girdershape is all bent ow gently caress ow

Haw haw -- lookit that gross protuberance!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Halloween Jack posted:

A hundred birthdays are not enough for Yueh

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Bubblyblubber posted:

ow geez ow ow ow that honored matre kicked me right in the beefswelling and now my girdershape is all bent ow gently caress ow
The whole Honored Matre Kick thing has me curious. I'm guessing that either a) Frank picked up a book on tae kwon do in the library and just decided that it was the greatest thing or b) he just reasoned from first principles that legs are stronger than arms so a prana-bindu master would obviously kick you to death.

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate
He mentions HMs disemboweling someone with a kick. Super Saiyan Teg chopped a dude's head off with his hand. In both cases the speed of the attack is stressed, so I think it's the logical conclusion of the prana/bindu stuff.

Alternatively, the "speed kills" campaign started in 1968. Frank was really trying to promote safe driving practice.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
I would guess Frank had a yearly or lifetime subscription to National Geographic and he read a cool article on some lil shrimp or the like that has an attack faster than thoughttm.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Yeah, this is the kind of science fiction I love, the kind that takes advertisements in comic books seriously and imagines that the Ubermensch will be a master of neurolinguistic programming and Count Dante's World's Deadliest Fighting Secrets.

Also this is weird:

Heretics of Dune posted:

Without looking up, Taraza said: "I was glad when both you and Lucilla accepted the assignment. It makes my task much easier."

"I would like to have met this Lucilla," Odrade said, looking down at the top of Taraza's head. Odrade's voice came out a soft contralto.

Taraza cleared her throat. "No need. Lucilla is one of our finest Imprinters. Each of you, of course, received the identical liberal conditioning to prepare you for this."

There was something almost insulting in Taraza's casual tone and only the habits of long association put down Odrade's immediate resentment. It was partly that word "liberal," she realized. Atreides ancestors rose up in rebellion at the word. It was as though her accumulated female memories lashed out at the unconscious assumptions and unexamined prejudices behind the concept.

"Only liberals really think. Only liberals are intellectual. Only liberals understand the needs of their fellows."

How much viciousness lay concealed in that word! Odrade thought. How much secret ego demanding to feel superior.

Odrade reminded herself that Taraza, despite the casually insulting tone, had used the term only in its catholic sense: Lucilla's generalized education had been carefully matched to that of Odrade.
So Odrade bristles at the thought of being called a liberal even though she knows that's not what Taraza meant. Cool story!

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