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Who will win?
Moore! *grope*
Jones! *shrugs, looks around* who?
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/940681757673828353

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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

how the gently caress did humanity live before twitter

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Main Paineframe posted:

how the gently caress did humanity live before twitter

Not well, but better.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The only people I hate more than Republicans are horse-people.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Frijolero posted:

The only people I hate more than Republicans are horse-people.

Most horse-people are Republicans anyway.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
The centaur wing of th GOP

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Moore ain’t gonna win the cavalryman vote with shameful horsemanship like that

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i'm not a billionaire's kid or a rancher so tell me what's going on in the horse photo

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

He's never been comfortable riding anything over 5'

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Frijolero posted:

The only people I hate more than Republicans are horse-people.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7EyqBVFhbs

Fallen Hamprince has issued a correction as of 21:52 on Dec 12, 2017

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Main Paineframe posted:

how the gently caress did humanity live before twitter

links to blog posts

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/940683172559417345

time to die...

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gazpacho posted:

i'm not a billionaire's kid or a rancher so tell me what's going on in the horse photo

He's not controlling the horse with his legs. This is damning because the opposition party is totally dead.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Vox Nihili posted:

The centaur wing of th GOP

centaurs don’t have wings that’s pegasuses

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

Gazpacho posted:

i'm not a billionaire's kid or a rancher so tell me what's going on in the horse photo

He's holding the reins wrong so the horse is clearly confused, his legs are spread out to the side like a dweeb, he's pulling at the bit, the saddle is the wrong size and likely the wrong style, horses are frightened by evil.

Confirming horse people are terrible tho.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Probably Magic posted:

I'm going to be ill.


the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Gazpacho posted:

i'm not a billionaire's kid or a rancher so tell me what's going on in the horse photo

he's clearly never ridden a horse in his life and is just playing pretend cowboy for the chuds, which will probably work because none of them have ever ridden a horse either

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Zero people care about Roy Moore riding a horse.

They vote for him because he's anti-taxes, pro-guns, and pro-"life"

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Frijolero posted:

Zero people care about Roy Moore riding a horse.

They vote for him because he's anti-taxes, pro-guns, and pro-"life"

wow thanks for the no-bullshit insights there my man

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Frijolero posted:

Zero people care about Roy Moore riding a horse.

They vote for him because he's anti-taxes, pro-guns, and pro-"life" TRUMP!

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fallen Hamprince posted:

wow thanks for the no-bullshit insights there my man

Oh poo poo I'm sorry


Pee poo Tormp, Moore can't horse lamffo

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Frijolero posted:

Zero people care about Roy Moore riding a horse.

They vote for him because he's anti-taxes, pro-guns, and pro-"life"

They barely care about those things either. They mostly like him because he triggers the buttmad libs

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Middle-class whites voted for the low-taxes bigots before Trump and they will do so after Trump.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/940434721061949441

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vox Nihili posted:

They barely care about those things either. They mostly like him because he triggers the buttmad libs

Are we talking about the online non-people or the actual voters?

I think a majority of his voters are going to be middle-aged, white people who only care about taxes and guns.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
roll tide

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Frijolero posted:

Zero people care about Roy Moore riding a horse.

They vote for him because he's anti-taxes, pro-guns, and pro-"life"

yea dude no poo poo, but it's still funny that mr fancy cowboy clearly has never ridden the horse he made a big show about riding. Like, things can just be dumb and funny, it's not some big "GOT HIM", it's just 'lol this guy's loving retarded'

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

even for inbred mongoloids they're better than this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i mean, if moore wins its going to be hard to argue that they're wrong

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

senator Roy Moore

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
ben garrison will run a victory cartoon with moore rearing his horse tho

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Frijolero posted:

Are we talking about the online non-people or the actual voters?

I think a majority of his voters are going to be middle-aged, white people who only care about taxes and guns.

Both. Half of them would modify their "convictions" to match whatever their tribe decides is appropriate. The other half just really, really like playing with guns.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gazpacho posted:

ben garrison will run a victory cartoon with moore rearing his horse tho

pence will get the original framed

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

sexpig by night posted:

yea dude no poo poo, but it's still funny that mr fancy cowboy clearly has never ridden the horse he made a big show about riding. Like, things can just be dumb and funny, it's not some big "GOT HIM", it's just 'lol this guy's loving retarded'

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWCoS5zGYZg

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Pick posted:

centaurs don’t have wings that’s pegasuses

pegasi

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




oh great not this freaking derail again

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

euphronius posted:

senator Roy Moore

Judge Senator Royce Moore.

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