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here is a campaign poster i just drew up... feel free to use it
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lets brainstorm some ads building off this pathetic little tramp posted:Tan Parker has definitely raped someone There is no evidence that Tan Parker has ever sexually assaulted anyone. But look at the guy. If it turned out he did, would you be surprised? Trust your gut, not Tan Parker's suspicious face. make sure yr name isnt in the body text there, you only want the other guys name next to the words about (no evidence existing of) sex crimes
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Richard "The Executive Producer" Wolf for Texas Lege
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Dec 13, 2017 23:16
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Many people are saying Touchy Tan Parker hosed a pig. Disgusting!
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it's awesome that you're running. you might want to get a photographer to take a headshot that doesn't make you look like the boston bomber.
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Dec 14, 2017 00:15
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i will literally give you money this could be the most exciting goon project yet!
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Al! posted:petition to subtitle this thread "the zyborne candidate" tia Karl Barks posted:i'll make the wiki close thread & goldmine akadajet posted:it's awesome that you're running. you might want to get a photographer to take a headshot that doesn't make you look like the boston bomber. hey, my mom took that picture of me  as soon as i can get one of my camera owning friends to pull through for me i will definitely be taking new photos. InfrastructureWeek posted:i will literally give you money this could be the most exciting goon project yet!
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i will not join, and indeed decry as ungentlemanly, the chorus of my fellow party members who claim that tan parker pays undocumented laborers to engage in intimate contact w mr parkers wife while shouting insults in spanish at mr parker, who sits naked in the corner of the room i will not, no matter how much evidence they show me
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now is not the time to focus on a candidates history of gang membership or assault convictions. instead of looking at past sins, id rather talk about mr parkers terrible policies that affect texans futures
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for anyone who hasnt already followed my official campaign facebook page heres a little peak of what youve missed out on by that i mean this is one third of everything ive posted so far slouch has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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akadajet posted:it's awesome that you're running. you might want to get a photographer to take a headshot that doesn't make you look like the boston bomber. otoh use a pic of the actual boston bomber
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slouch posted:for anyone who hasnt already followed my official campaign facebook page heres a little peak of what youve missed out on drat and u lookin like adam scott too?! well shiet then u better pick out a power suit and $500 shoes as u perfect ur rhetoric while the C-SPAM collective brainstorms 24/7 over lawn sign designs cause ur bound 4 glory Mr. Wolf!  
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slouch posted:this was probably a dumb idea hahahhaha no fukken way anybody likes that no matter how much they gettin paid
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One question: are there stairs in the texas house of representatives
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Dec 14, 2017 02:32
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slouch posted:(meeting with my real digital team soon)
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Did you win yet?
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Good luck! Hopefully this starts a trend, if we want political representation we need to become our own elected representatives. It's time for America's newest political grassroots movement - CSPAM posters.
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slouch posted:that movie watching and beer drinking event sounds like fun. probably coming out to that, hope to talk to people and see whats good. ive wanted to participate for a while but just havent gotten my rear end out my chair yet there may be popcorn we may also throw the popcorn at the screen BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 07:34 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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can i give you money yet
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Did you win yet? the numbers are coming in and i must say they look pretty nice  Vox Nihili posted:can i give you money yet ive sent in my details to Act Blue and they are supposed to get in contact in 1-2 business days about setting up donations. slouch has issued a correction as of 08:18 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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Slouch I'll donate and help in anyway you want. I'm in Delaware, but I'm sure I can do stuff remotely. PM me if you have specific things I can do. I earnestly believe America deserves C-SPAM.
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I’m just west of you in wise county. it’s hard out here for a dem, no candidates are running in any county races. the only dems switched parties years ago to keep getting elected as its pure straight ticket voting out here.
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Over Easy posted:So the good news is that your opponent is some ivory tower business nerd that makes an easy 6 figures as one of the do-nothing executive vice-presidents of a company that provides bullshit corporate workshops for inexcusable sums of money. I think this point above is something you want to hammer this guy with pretty mercilessly.
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lelandjs posted:One question: Yes they were built by slaves I mean imprisoned laborers and if you hang out near there you will hear jokes and laughter as tour guides explain about how efficient this was. Are you from Texas slouch? That area?
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Dolomite posted:I’m just west of you in wise county. it’s hard out here for a dem, no candidates are running in any county races. the only dems switched parties years ago to keep getting elected as its pure straight ticket voting out here. sounds like you need to run in wise county then
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Vox Nihili posted:can i give you money yet The Saucer Hovers posted:Yes they were built by slaves I mean imprisoned laborers and if you hang out near there you will hear jokes and laughter as tour guides explain about how efficient this was. i was born in north texas and lived in my district since kindergarten. spent 3 years in denton attending UNT and now im back. born and bred with REAL TEXAN VALUES
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Dec 14, 2017 20:09
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Typical. This would take the Denton mindset.
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i should meet you nerds around here and also maybe help with campaigning if u want
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slouch posted:one of my neighbors still has a Hillary for Prison 2016 sign in their yard. as soon as i have some ill ask if they would like another to go beside it.
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Tan Parker is a loving bellend.
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i doubt hes parked a single tan
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Al! posted:petition to subtitle this thread "the zyborne candidate" tia
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I'm glad your running though op.
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I bet he hasn't even read Gamestorming.
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op you are very handsome but the facial hair, while not bad, is a bit too stoner/slouch for a campaign. If you shaved and did a few meet and greets you could easily net a double-digit percentage of the horny dallas milf demographic.
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also you need to get a suit, erase all internet history, marry an attractive but not too attractive blonde wife and declare that Israel is a Jewish state that has a right to defend itself
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:also you need to get a suit, erase all internet history, marry an attractive but not too attractive blonde wife and declare that Israel is a Jewish state that has a right to defend itself also make sure you disappear all the teenagers u hosed
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