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op take pictures of yrself looking like a filthy goon in a pervert hovel and put them in mailers w text that by implication leads the reader to believe they are pix of yr opponent
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Completely serious post here. I'm be an effete left-coast soy-drinking non-binary Antifa super-soldier cuck, so I don't know how to run political campaign to appeal to REAL AMERICANS. However if you follow and DM @MichaelWBeyer and ask nicely, he'll probably
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life is a joke posted:op you are very handsome but the facial hair, while not bad, is a bit too stoner/slouch for a campaign. If you shaved and did a few meet and greets you could easily net a double-digit percentage of the horny dallas milf demographic. no its necessary to hide my weak jawline. trust me. also being a slouch is kind of my thing StashAugustine posted:also make sure you disappear all the teenagers u hosed lmao i post here do you really think ive ever had sex ive had sex with one person with whom ive been in a long term relationship and she is older than me Sheng-Ji Yang posted:also you need to get a suit, erase all internet history, marry an attractive but not too attractive blonde wife and declare that Israel is a Jewish state that has a right to defend itself  Squizzle posted:op take pictures of yrself looking like a filthy goon in a pervert hovel and put them in mailers w text that by implication leads the reader to believe they are pix of yr opponent
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oh poo poo yall good fuckin news now you can deliver money directly into my rear end in a top hat (the money actually comes to me as a check in the mail weekly)
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have $200 edit: you better actually try to actually win friendo bob dobbs is dead has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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Dec 15, 2017 15:24
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you better run the weirdest, most dirty-tricks campaign seen in texas since lbj
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donated, goonspeed.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:have $200  you are insaneyeah for all the self deprecating crap in this thread i am seriously putting my own money, effort, and time into this campaign. i love to gently caress around & have fun but i also want to make my contribution to fixing my state + pushing the democratic party in a better direction. im already planning meet and greets with every democrat organization in my district. last night i did a candidates forum (all the state level candidates from denton county were doing a panel) and it felt like my message resonated with the crowd. more than i would have expected. people are tired of the same old thing and are hungry for someone who will seriously fight for that good progressive poo poo. i will work my best to make you proud Bob Dobbs is Dead. Squizzle posted:you better run the weirdest, most dirty-tricks campaign seen in texas since lbj i wont be getting my dick out, if that's what you mean. really though lyndon johnson is a major political role model (minus the whole vietnam thing (edit: and the dick thing because seriously there is a problem with that in texas state congress)) and whenever i drive down LBJ freeway a single patriotic tear rolls down my cheek. slouch has issued a correction as of 18:01 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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$200 would feed me for weeks thats it I'm running too
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Sent $50. Best of luck and give them hell. (and by hell I mean practical progressive socialist solutions) edit: also is your name really Dick Wolf?
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i gave you 6.66 so you better win
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If I donate will that break us campaign finance laws
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Jose posted:If I donate will that break us campaign finance laws excited for the first federal indictment from a goon project
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dick wolf go on cumtown
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Huragok posted:dick wolf go on cumtown
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Would your campaign like to comment on this local tragedy?
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hello if i vote fraud for you from washington state will you teach me how you do your hair so perfectly
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Slouch I sent you a PM with a document I got from a campaigning training thing here. If I get other similar resources from groups in DE, I'll send them to you so hopefully you can make use of some of it.
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powerball i know you are reading this you need to get tan parker dick pix w his face clearly visible in them do yr goon duty
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all of yalls generosity and lack of financial senses has been super crazy and i highly appreciate it. ill be keeping the thread up to date with all spending that occurs w/ campaign funds. thanks x 100 seriouslyJose posted:If I donate will that break us campaign finance laws i'm pretty sure act blue won't let you donate if it would be illegal for you to do so. i don't know your situation so i wouldn't be able to look it up on your behalf. Cantorsdust posted:Sent $50. Best of luck and give them hell. (and by hell I mean practical progressive socialist solutions) yes it is. and thank you for the money i will treasure it Over Easy posted:Would your campaign like to comment on this local tragedy? while this tragic crime occurred outside my district, i do feel for the loss of the victim. i do not want us to miss the forest for the trees, however. the big crime here is Wizard's of the Coast artificially raising the "value" of their cards for the purpose of selling more gambling-style booster packs to children. i would gladly serve on a committee to find productive solutions to this issue that satisfy industry needs while still protecting consumers. juche avocado posted:hello if i vote fraud for you from washington state will you teach me how you do your hair so perfectly please do not commit voter fraud, seriously. if you want to know the secret to my hair styling it's actually quite simple. i use a flat iron to form loose curls for the sake of volume. then i hold my head upside down and spray it with hairspray to maintain the shape throughout the day. now that my hair is longer it's much more messy than in the one photo of me but i'm getting it cut soon.
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for the record it is illegal to donate to a political candidate if you are not a citizen
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what about a superpac
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:for the record it is illegal to donate to a political candidate if you are not a citizen yeah please don't try to donate if you aren't a us citizen or green card holder Squizzle posted:what about a superpac slouch has issued a correction as of 07:35 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Since this is something that you plan on following through on (and you're taking donations), have you thought about having less jokey content on your fb page? I'm not saying that you need to go out and start taking fake-smile headshots in a suit and tie, but eventually non cspam people will be using their free time to research your positions - memes and photoshops are fine for an SA joke but if you're for real it might be time to clean it up. Sorry to be a downer!
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You should seduce tan Parker in some seedy toilets now before he knows who you are for the ultimate oppo research
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Describe his dick in such derail he either has to show everyone to prove you wrong or drop out
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Jose posted:Describe his dick in such derail he either has to show everyone to prove you wrong or drop out that is NOT how you make someone show you their dick you need to show yours first
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a dick can only be observed by another dick
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life is a joke posted:Since this is something that you plan on following through on (and you're taking donations), have you thought about having less jokey content on your fb page? I'm not saying that you need to go out and start taking fake-smile headshots in a suit and tie, but eventually non cspam people will be using their free time to research your positions - memes and photoshops are fine for an SA joke but if you're for real it might be time to clean it up. Sorry to be a downer! do the opposite of this
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I would support you but that would count as foreign money International leftist meme solidarity May flights of shitpost sing thee to thy seat
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would it count as a real bad federal crime if i set up a go fund me for foreign friendos to pay for my basic living expenses because i was pouring all my money into a pac for texas wolf goon
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Hell yeah dude. I live in Denton County but not your district, here's some memecash. 
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Also you should make $69 a selectable option on your page.
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Sojenus posted:do the opposite of this yeah it's 2017
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i suspect meming has nothing to do with anything and your ability and willingness to canvass and put up super lame lawn signs has more to do with things
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Squizzle posted:would it count as a real bad federal crime if i set up a go fund me for foreign friendos to pay for my basic living expenses because i was pouring all my money into a pac for texas wolf goon yes it would. attempting to evade foreign contributions laws like that is still illegal. ScrubLeague posted:Also you should make $69 a selectable option on your page. i really dont think that spending more than 5 dollars is a good idea so i dont want to promote that. thank you for the $$$ though bob dobbs is dead posted:i suspect meming has nothing to do with anything and your ability and willingness to canvass and put up super lame lawn signs has more to do with things so far this has been the case. everything i do in person is professional - i am deliberately making an effort to show that irreverence to the status quo and a serious attitude about policy are not mutually exclusive. plus old people like facebook memes too. speaking of, today i did block walking with my town's local democrat group. there really is a lot of support here. most who live in my area of north texas moved here from some other state and just aren't politically active because they feel like there is no point.
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Suck his dick op
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In light of the net neutrality debacle and cities all over the US nationalizing the internet, I've been debating running for city council in Madison, WI with your usual liberal stances on poo poo.
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Hilario Baldness posted:In light of the net neutrality debacle and cities all over the US nationalizing the internet, I've been debating running for city council in Madison, WI with your usual liberal stances on poo poo. nah, run for mayor. it will be up for grabs in spring 2019
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i would like to announce here my candidacy for co-prince of andorra
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