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Squizzle posted:i would like to announce here my candidacy for co-prince of andorra u gonna challenge macron or the . .... Pope? is the Pope the other one, idr!!
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Squizzle posted:for too long have the ewoks suffered under the inept rule of the olympian jupiter o i c i support u in this 
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I'll take things i primarily know due to Paradox map games/wiki sprees therefrom for $500, alex i'll stop making GBS threads up yr thread now 
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Dec 18, 2017 01:26
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wasnt "dick wolf" a problematic meme a few years back?
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Dec 18, 2017 02:11
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Yeah, the Penny arcade guys
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potential campaign slogan: Awoouu (wolf Howl)
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Drunkboxer posted:wasnt "dick wolf" a problematic meme a few years back? yeah i usually tell people that when they encourage me to go by "dick wolf" but so far nobody has remembered or recognized what i was referring to. even people who are penny arcade fans. in other news - denton area goons i'll be attending the dsa fundraiser movie watching / beer drinking event tomorrow night. feel free to come to that and say hello to me if you would like. i don't intend on it being a campaign thing just something fun to do because ive been busy af for the last week. currently have some people working on a campaign logo for me and a campaign anthem that will hopefully be a real banger.
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slouch posted:yeah i usually tell people that when they encourage me to go by "dick wolf" but so far nobody has remembered or recognized what i was referring to. even people who are penny arcade fans. Have a good time yall. If you're interested in getting a dsa endorsement at some point later, here are the requirements for national endorsement. Conditions for local endorsement is up to each local. https://twitter.com/demsocialists/status/867490376218804227?lang=en
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Dec 19, 2017 00:25
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question for the candidate what is the most scandalous moral failing that no one can prove you know that tan parker does not demonstrate
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Dec 19, 2017 01:41
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slouch posted:oh poo poo yall good fuckin news now you can deliver money directly into my rear end in a top hat I gave you $1.69 but I can TRIPLE-MATCH that if you get ur poo poo together, OP. Wealth b yond measure... At your fingertips
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Ruzihm posted:Have a good time yall. Remember 2 try 2 win, OP
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Vox Nihili posted:Remember 2 try 2 win, OP ya, if you are going in with the expectation of losing & just being a protest vote, national isn't interested. OP seems in it to win it.
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Dec 19, 2017 05:36
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be sure to mention in your platform that subsidized long term contraceptives both decrease abortions and save taxpayer dollars
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Dec 19, 2017 10:36
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baw posted:be sure to mention in your platform that subsidized long term contraceptives both decrease abortions and save taxpayer dollars one weird trick to lower your taxes!
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Dec 19, 2017 13:54
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s/he's running?
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Huragok posted:one weird trick to lower your taxes! one weird trick to lower your taxes and gently caress
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slouch posted:nah, run for mayor. it will be up for grabs in spring 2019 I'm not that loving delusional. I'll shoot for council though
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Dec 21, 2017 01:56
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the gently caress kind of name is Tan texans don't typically like tan people
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looks like he won with 30 - 60k votes over the last several elections, and the entire population of the district is 164... so man good luck coming up with *at least* 40k supporters
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Misogynice Job! posted:the gently caress kind of name is Tan its some kinda weird nickname for nathaniel. this week has been slow af because of the holidays. people are too busy "traveling" or "spending time with family" to volunteer their hard labor to my cause. in other news, my donation check arrived in the mail and i have received all yalls money. thanks a hundred to everyone who has been supportive. since it's goon money i figure ill just ask you how i should spend it. i have other financial support for most "serious" stuff (paying block walkers, business cards, flyers, hangers, and professional looking yard signs) so feel free to recommend the dumbest thing you could imagine a politician spending money on for their campaign
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Dec 25, 2017 19:17
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in proud lf tradition you should spend it on really nice pants
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Dec 25, 2017 19:22
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spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) particularly people under 45 or hispanic or 'low-income' make the ads as stupid as you possibly can so long as your name sticks in their brain
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Dec 25, 2017 19:28
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StabbinHobo posted:spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) This Extremely targeted ads ftw
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StabbinHobo posted:spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) would people be interested in having a mini contest with this? like anyone who comes up with any kind of facebook advertising content (plain text, pictures, video) that is amusing to me and not illegal i will pay to have run for my campaign. facebook ads can be placed for mad cheap and it's really easy to set them up. good / bad it doesn't matter as long as its got my name i can always just make my own advertising though if other people aren't interested.
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StabbinHobo posted:spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) i have contacts in moscow who can help you out with these
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slouch posted:would people be interested in having a mini contest with this? like anyone who comes up with any kind of facebook advertising content (plain text, pictures, video) that is amusing to me and not illegal i will pay to have run for my campaign. facebook ads can be placed for mad cheap and it's really easy to set them up. good / bad it doesn't matter as long as its got my name 
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slouch posted:this was probably a dumb idea holy poo poo my dude 
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Grand Prize Winner posted:in proud lf tradition you should spend it on really nice pants
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you don't need targeted ads just buy really nice pants and then post about your nice pants and people will share and re-share on their own
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this is so small ball that there's no way he has security or drivers or anything. stick someone on him with a long lens for as much time as they'll volunteer. absolute worst case scenario you run a bunch of negative ads of him right in the middle of eating something. everybody looks stupid eating. and you gotta find his social media accounts. even better dating site profiles. edit: reach out to every candidate that ran against him in the past, primary or general, and get whatever they'll give. *somebody* probably hates him. StabbinHobo has issued a correction as of 23:08 on Dec 25, 2017 |
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you should get the republican vote by doing something to imply that you'd lower taxes like legally change your name to mister lowertaxes or something
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Tunicate posted:you should get the republican vote by doing something to imply that you'd lower taxes richard "lowtax" kyanka
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campaign on govt funded injections of boner suppressant for armadillos so texas children dont have to see armadillo boners
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Donated 24.20. 4.20 seemed a bit low, and 14.20 signaled the wrong things...
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if soemone gives him 5 he'll have gotten 420 total. just sayin. after that we clearly cant give any more though, unless its $270
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I can't sorry it's illegal
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:if soemone gives him 5 he'll have gotten 420 total. just sayin. Wow just skip right over 666 as though it's not the funniest number of all, shameful
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the foreign goons who cant donate money to him should be spending money on the facebook ads havent you been watching the news my suggestion is an ad that says EXECUTIVE PRODUCER of the xth district DICK WOLF
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Shear Modulus posted:the foreign goons who cant donate money to him should be spending money on the facebook ads havent you been watching the news i believe this is illegal too. not sure 100% but paid advertisements sound like an in-kind donation which has to be reported like regular cash donations
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