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you realize that koch operatives browse these forums for ammo against liberal swine, all your posting will be audited. make sure you adamantly defend your posting. always confront, never back down and admit it was a shitpost. be aggressive, republicans are scared by liberal alphas but seriously good luck.
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Dolomite posted:I’m just west of you in wise county. it’s hard out here for a dem, no candidates are running in any county races. the only dems switched parties years ago to keep getting elected as its pure straight ticket voting out here. sounds like you need to run in wise county then
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slouch posted:lawn signs are bad. they are astonishingly expensive and do practically nothing for your campaign. nobody ever actually engages with a lawn sign. they are boring and leave no long term impression. and you can't fit any actual policy stuff on them at all. the one thing i have to say is that while lawn signs are garbage they sway like 2% of the voters who just vote for whatever name seems to be the cool person they see all the houses they drive by every morning to work its literally getting votes by having your supporters make it seem like supporting you is the cool thing cool kids do in public. so yard signs are worth like 15 votes in your district buy a week of billboard before the primary and two or three weeks a month before the general
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:go to kinkos get a hundred cardboard signs that are tiny with even tinier text so people have to pick them up and read them and have people put them right along the sidewalk so everyone walking by will be liek "what the gently caress is this tiny sign" and actually read what it says and you will win the election. i gave you $4.20 so you have to do what i say or signs that are literally nothing but blue cardboard with automotive clear coat sprayed over them, just enough to survive a few rainstorms. because blue means evil liberal democrat so a lot of blue signs mean that its cool to be an evil liberal democrat and vote for the democrats people dont have the attention spans for names
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slouch posted:another quiet day of tossing and turning in bed. scheduled some stuff. also did a finance reporting thing and i want to give a quick shout out to all the people working in the military industrial complex. y'all are by far the number 1 most common industry contributing to my campaign (aside from college students) I’m both. Don’t double count me.
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is this guy less cool than you? probably https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/19/us/politics/ted-cruz-beto-orourke-election.html liberal pipe dream of blue texas is looking less like a fantasy but more like an uphill battle
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slouch posted:lol what staff its ok we live on being snubbed by impressive people who were once cool young and hip the anger drives us
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umm you have to fondle your donors its in the political contract
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this can only go well
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Grand Prize Winner posted:the shitpost cannot hear the shitposter the center cannot hold
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the center left cannot hodl socialism now
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Mar 6, 2018 03:59
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slouch posted:lmao i loving hate this one. they made me skype in at the last second so i look like a dumbass no, you conveyed your authenticity *spins that*
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tower time posted:Today i want to vote for good policy or democrats. But i keep getting turned away from the polls by evil ghosts. Good democrats might not be real. Ghosts are very real and scary. Any advice? those ghosts are just racist old people wearing pillow cases shriek at them about the gay liberal Oscar addenda and they will flee in fear
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Mar 6, 2018 16:07
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Gringostar posted:this is the only winning move winning accidently becoming governor of tex rear end move
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Mar 6, 2018 17:14
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doing great work looking forward to texas blue wave followed by giant pot cloud wave
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the dick vote count is racking up right now! the dick poll lines are long! its hard to vote for anything but dick!
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Mar 6, 2018 22:39
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neo- libs not reporting their districts count because they cant believe their safe vanilla ice cream isnt winning
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involve more evolve memes politicc harder three goons in office by 2020
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Mar 7, 2018 17:03
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negging politicians to get in their campaign pants to ingratiate yourself into the deep state bold move, i like it
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Mar 8, 2018 05:57
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well we now have a pac for the 2020 election so this was definitely a roaring success
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Mar 8, 2018 07:16
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can we elect slouch as forums representative? hes over qualified also hes inspired more goons to run for office or take up civil service, he has left an indelible mark
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dick wolf, rising political hero
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honestly it sounds like you dodged a crazy bullet with the ex find someone who likes you for your raging hard policy and not your pretty campaign
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