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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
If I donate will that break us campaign finance laws

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You should seduce tan Parker in some seedy toilets now before he knows who you are for the ultimate oppo research

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Describe his dick in such derail he either has to show everyone to prove you wrong or drop out

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Suck his dick op

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I can't sorry it's illegal

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
big fan of your work op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynbgMKclWWc

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Dallas was very disappointing when I was there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ruzihm posted:

from the facebook page

you're p cute op

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Don't go bald

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

This district voted for Trump, so the Dallas Morning News clearly doesn't know what it's talking about. But the Dallas Morning News having no idea what it's talking about is not unusual.

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm glad there are a bunch of well off goons who can donate joke amounts of money

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you win the primary will there be a public debate with him?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i still stand by my force a sex scandal with tan parker before he knows who you are plan

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm going to do it. i'm going to vote for you and be a foreign power rigging the election

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Squizzle posted:

he drank the balcony water, hes florida now

the guys in the building seemed certain the filters in the fridge would keep the water drinkable regardless of what happened lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Go do he sex scandal for him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yo slouch fly me out and i'll comee door knocking with you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
it'll cost like 2/3 of that 2k you just got donated lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Taintrunner posted:

please actually spend my money on things that will get you elected and elevate me to the illustrious donor class

can play guess where i'm from and i just get progressively more drunk and talk to people

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
gl everyone and i hope the gang tag is cool

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
go infect the other primary candidate and tan parker

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Can't believe you're ignoring my advice to infect your opponents

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Making weapons pays the bills.

:murder:

EDIT: \/\/\/\/ I mean, I'M not joking. I'd rather be doing other things than weapons, but yeah, I like both food and shelter at the same time.

you suck

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Grand Prize Winner posted:

You really should campaign on the idea that you're both the same guy. Wish history had gifted me with a badass name like that instead of what my parents gave me. Hugepenis Lotsamoney III isn't going to impress anyone. :(

convincing people you're a famous economist who google have hosted will do wonders for your brand op. nobody will remember by the time you're up for re-election

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

slouch posted:

for what it's worth all the moms who have met or interacted with me seem to like me quite a bit.



congrats on all the hot moms you'll be having campaign scandals with op

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him socialist powers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm thinking that if they do a debate he should spike tan parker with loads of klonopin

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

slouch posted:

literally my only chance of winning the general is to get tan man to resign before November so i will be going extremely scorched earth on that poo poo


i dont support cronyism and corruption so none. i can submit resolutions honoring random goons for their service though. so you can tell your friends you have been officially recognized by the state of Texas for being a brain genius

i told you to suck his dick before he knew who you were

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You live in Texas and were extremely not racist

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
time to hook up with all teh texan moms who liked you

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