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what is yr position on private ownership of tigers what if its restricted to only me, as tiger owner
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i declare that this thread is now the official opposition research office for ops campaign comport yrselves appropriately (helldumpishly, but politics)
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lets brainstorm some ads building off this pathetic little tramp posted:Tan Parker has definitely raped someone There is no evidence that Tan Parker has ever sexually assaulted anyone. But look at the guy. If it turned out he did, would you be surprised? Trust your gut, not Tan Parker's suspicious face. make sure yr name isnt in the body text there, you only want the other guys name next to the words about (no evidence existing of) sex crimes
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i will not join, and indeed decry as ungentlemanly, the chorus of my fellow party members who claim that tan parker pays undocumented laborers to engage in intimate contact w mr parkers wife while shouting insults in spanish at mr parker, who sits naked in the corner of the room i will not, no matter how much evidence they show me
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Dec 14, 2017 01:01
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now is not the time to focus on a candidates history of gang membership or assault convictions. instead of looking at past sins, id rather talk about mr parkers terrible policies that affect texans futures
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Dec 14, 2017 01:03
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i doubt hes parked a single tan
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Dec 15, 2017 00:04
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op take pictures of yrself looking like a filthy goon in a pervert hovel and put them in mailers w text that by implication leads the reader to believe they are pix of yr opponent
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Dec 15, 2017 03:11
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you better run the weirdest, most dirty-tricks campaign seen in texas since lbj
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Dec 15, 2017 16:01
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powerball i know you are reading this you need to get tan parker dick pix w his face clearly visible in them do yr goon duty
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Dec 16, 2017 05:31
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what about a superpac
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Dec 16, 2017 07:23
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a dick can only be observed by another dick
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Dec 16, 2017 14:43
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would it count as a real bad federal crime if i set up a go fund me for foreign friendos to pay for my basic living expenses because i was pouring all my money into a pac for texas wolf goon
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Dec 16, 2017 16:14
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i would like to announce here my candidacy for co-prince of andorra
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Dec 17, 2017 15:47
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for too long have the ewoks suffered under the inept rule of the olympian jupiter
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Dec 17, 2017 15:48
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question for the candidate what is the most scandalous moral failing that no one can prove you know that tan parker does not demonstrate
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Dec 19, 2017 01:41
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campaign on govt funded injections of boner suppressant for armadillos so texas children dont have to see armadillo boners
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Dec 27, 2017 19:49
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buy root beer barrel candies and fire them into the air w a shotgun during parades
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Dec 30, 2017 20:09
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reignonyourparade posted:This makes me wonder whether ads 'for' a candidate legally actually have to be, y'know, good. wouldnt that just count as free speech not as donation
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Jan 3, 2018 21:51
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crazy cloud posted:automated luxury gay space communism or bust would you compromise??
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Jan 4, 2018 22:45
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automated luxury enthusiastically bicurious space communism??
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Jan 4, 2018 22:45
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Ruzihm posted:I'm the uncensored "gently caress" among a sea of "sh*t"s deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that
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Jan 20, 2018 18:46
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is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam what if it had its own thread and richard promised to they not to read it
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Jan 20, 2018 19:09
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i propose we call the pac "pro life texas gun owners for a return to the gold standard"
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Jan 20, 2018 19:18
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folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd itd be rad to see if a lil natural-ish natl attn could build so that maybe some of the media folks take a peek, have some laffs, and do an article/tele-vision piece on him
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Jan 21, 2018 03:56
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the answers on the gun question are so fuckin amazing
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Jan 21, 2018 07:10
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REPUBLICAN LADY: look, im a gun owner. my father was a gun owner. his father was a gun owner. my fathers fathers father? gun owner. and that mans father, a gun owner as well. they enjoy shooting deer, but also turkey, and possum, and snowmen; but also, they like to shoot raccoons, dumpsters, logs, voles, goshawks, volcanos, ghosts, and frisbees. using basic sabermetric methodolgy, i would rate every shooter ive ever met according to the following metrics: COOL GOON: idgaf
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Jan 21, 2018 07:15
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is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it
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Ruzihm posted:https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo
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Jan 23, 2018 00:04
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lmebo at massively out-raising a primary opponent by posting
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Jan 23, 2018 13:31
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Jose posted:i'm going to do it. i'm going to vote for you and be a foreign power rigging the election florida is not a foreign power
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Jan 23, 2018 14:07
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freckle posted:he's british, he was only in florida to die he drank the balcony water, hes florida now
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Jan 23, 2018 16:22
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slouch shoot hours of b roll w you doing things like lassoing bankers and sharing edibles w a horse
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Jan 23, 2018 17:39
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youve been  ing for nearly a decade, displaying yr nuänced policy positions and engaging in discussion w all comers. does yr opponent even have a regdate?? i bet she does not—what is she trying to hide???
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Jan 23, 2018 18:58
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tower time posted:The Richard Wolf blimp GOOGLE WOLF, DICK
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Jan 23, 2018 19:36
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:do this ad: gun discharging wildly in all directions you throw it down but it just keeps firing bullets ricochet in all directions, you dive behind a concrete pylon, crying "poo poo!! poo poo!!!" over and over PAID FOR BY RICHARD WOLF FOR TEXAS
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Jan 23, 2018 20:02
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print a target that says SINGLE PAYER FOR ALL and in yr commercial use bullet holes to make it say SINGLE PAYER FOR ALLAH'S GREATER GLORY then turn and wink at the camera
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Jan 25, 2018 01:33
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Agean90 posted:assuming you win the primaries you should refer to the incumbent as "accused child molester tan parker" tan parker, a man somehow never convicted of doing those horrible things to children—never convicted SOMEHOW, and you want to give him more power????
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Jan 25, 2018 02:21
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some say never accused!!!! hard to believe that many stay silent, out of fear
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Jan 25, 2018 02:22
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i've got your campaign look that poor cowboy w single payer his scoliosis could have been detected and treated at an early age
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dick guns and pot, for texas
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