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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

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donated, goonspeed.

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Huragok posted:

dick wolf go on cumtown

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slouch posted:

yeah i usually tell people that when they encourage me to go by "dick wolf" but so far nobody has remembered or recognized what i was referring to. even people who are penny arcade fans.

in other news - denton area goons i'll be attending the dsa fundraiser movie watching / beer drinking event tomorrow night. feel free to come to that and say hello to me if you would like. i don't intend on it being a campaign thing just something fun to do because ive been busy af for the last week. currently have some people working on a campaign logo for me and a campaign anthem that will hopefully be a real banger.

Have a good time yall.

If you're interested in getting a dsa endorsement at some point later, here are the requirements for national endorsement. Conditions for local endorsement is up to each local.

https://twitter.com/demsocialists/status/867490376218804227?lang=en

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Vox Nihili posted:

Remember 2 try 2 win, OP

ya, if you are going in with the expectation of losing & just being a protest vote, national isn't interested. OP seems in it to win it.

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the goon candidate is here at this DSA meeting haha yes

it's really happening

:hellyeah:

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from the facebook page

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slouch posted:

im like 90% there i just have to win the election and this will be me. also i didnt go to yale

also i'm filing my first campaign finance report today and holy crap some of yall who donated are like, really smart and well employed people. makes me wonder what brain disease made you think to donate to me. thanks a bunch to everyone by the way

daww you are too kind :kiddo:

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hell yea

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I'm the uncensored "gently caress" among a sea of "sh*t"s

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Donated more for state weed production. Hey can you look into Corbyn's right to first refusal? Would be a killer thing to add to your platform

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I only suggested this because you said you liked Corbyn

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Ah, I was more thinking of targeting franchises in Texas that could be headquartered elsewhere, also including small businesses that are only in Texas. Maybe adding it as a provision to to whatever business license already exists (or whatever that binds local franchises to local/state regulations)? Ignore me if I'm saying something obviously dumb :buddy:

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Squizzle posted:

deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that

:prepop: yes

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Squizzle posted:

folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd

itd be rad to see if a lil natural-ish natl attn could build so that maybe some of the media folks take a peek, have some laffs, and do an article/tele-vision piece on him



here's something to get started

with extra deep fry:

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Squizzle posted:

is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it

https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form

The form to submit candidate information at the bottom of the page is written as if the candidate themselves is filling it out, so I'm guessing it's best left to the candidate or an official contact they are using.

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier
so loving funnier
it would be years of lols, not months
do you understand the principles of glorious comedy capitalism

:hai:

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Taintrunner posted:

I just contributed $2,000 and I hope you give them hell

:eyepop:

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

isn't the r/me_irl mod a big mefite? i could try talking to him that way. think you are prolly now the most r/me_irl political candidate anywhere

I think an actual dog is a /r/me_irl mod or something https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=212748

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I think the sentiment of "pls put the money used for my wages into a non mic industry and then let me work there" is a more common sentiment than people realize

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zeal posted:

if people like the nuclear nerd actually felt that way they could always loving quit

Ya and unemployed ppl should just get a job lmao

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:syoon:

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I felt it needed to rep texas & district 63

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Shear Modulus posted:

im in dsa and im all in for mr dick wolf

same

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he protec (undocumented immigrants)
he attac (fossil fuel lobbyists)
and also he got ur bac (commute/pardon/etc weed offenses)

:shobon: Yeah I dunno it's a toughie

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:eyepop:

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Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O state-managed weed production
L retroactive decriminalization of weed
F turning oil profits into common needs

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augias posted:

what if one of those statements began with one of the letters in wolf but was in the wrong spot

or all :unsmigghh:

Ruzihm posted:

Hell yea I voted for WOLF:

W offering sanctuary for undocumented immigrants
O weed production managed by Texas
L forgiving weed possession
F levying taxes on oil for common needs

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https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/969318892458971140

heres some inspiration for u op

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slouch posted:

posted and paid to have it boosted. thanks "paintrunner"

update: facebook denied my advertising request because it did not meet their advertising standards. might have been the knives but idk.

paint reaped again

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Drunkboxer posted:

did you win?

primary is march 6

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good luck wolf, dick

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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Friend posted:

whatever happens I'm proud of you mr. wolf

real talk u did a good

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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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            つ

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

This is also an insanely good core of an application back to college, btw, which you will need (and probably law school) if you have actual political aspirations

for reals, getting over 15% of the vote is a good thing to put on your resume

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DMCrimson posted:

Do this, we need to see what the gloves-off ideas look like.

also this. team up with DSA and get some propaganda out there or something.

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anime was right posted:

just remember bernie ran and failed to win local office a few times before he made it big, he was by societal standards a deadbeat at the time

what im saying is congrats on being prez in 2060

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