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i volunteer as your campaign manager, i have lots of experience in texas politics such as running this campaign:
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Darkman Fanpage posted:were you the guy that bought everyone those lovely megaman x avs? uh, sure
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CREEP, the Committee to E-Elect the Poster
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Dec 13, 2017 18:09
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Many people are saying Touchy Tan Parker hosed a pig. Disgusting!
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Dec 14, 2017 00:11
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akadajet posted:it's awesome that you're running. you might want to get a photographer to take a headshot that doesn't make you look like the boston bomber. otoh use a pic of the actual boston bomber
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Dec 14, 2017 01:06
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also you need to get a suit, erase all internet history, marry an attractive but not too attractive blonde wife and declare that Israel is a Jewish state that has a right to defend itself
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Dec 15, 2017 02:32
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i gave you 6.66 so you better win
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Dec 15, 2017 22:23
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Jose posted:If I donate will that break us campaign finance laws excited for the first federal indictment from a goon project
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Dec 15, 2017 22:30
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for the record it is illegal to donate to a political candidate if you are not a citizen
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Dec 16, 2017 07:03
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StabbinHobo posted:spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) i have contacts in moscow who can help you out with these
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slouch posted:would people be interested in having a mini contest with this? like anyone who comes up with any kind of facebook advertising content (plain text, pictures, video) that is amusing to me and not illegal i will pay to have run for my campaign. facebook ads can be placed for mad cheap and it's really easy to set them up. good / bad it doesn't matter as long as its got my name 
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Dec 25, 2017 21:48
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if soemone gives him 5 he'll have gotten 420 total. just sayin. after that we clearly cant give any more though, unless its $270
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Dec 27, 2017 23:49
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apparently creating a super Pac is basically free
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Jan 2, 2018 02:57
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thinking of creating a super Pac and running dumb ads on fb against candidates I don't like
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Jan 2, 2018 02:59
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im going to unsticky this for a bit because tbh i think people are less likely to read stickies
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Jan 7, 2018 23:23
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Jose posted:big fan of your work op lmao i cant believe google invited him
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Jan 7, 2018 23:40
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that's the best endorsement of a candidate I've ever read
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Jan 20, 2018 02:08
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imo someone needs to send this to breitbart and fox news to get some free publicity from Horrified Conservative Boomers
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Jan 20, 2018 08:31
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tan parker? i dont even know 'er!! this ad paid for by the Patriotic God Fearing Gun Havers & SHooters of America
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Jan 20, 2018 20:22
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ScrubLeague posted:what the gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y1Uh5T57SI
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Jan 23, 2018 07:06
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taintrunner do you want a gangtag. i fee l like 2k should at least get a gangtag
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Jan 23, 2018 08:41
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Jose posted:i still stand by my force a sex scandal with tan parker before he knows who you are plan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEJGKusJb8
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Jan 23, 2018 11:38
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do this ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wqOApBLPio but just completely gently caress it up imo
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Jan 23, 2018 19:58
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hell yeah come to austin and meet up with alex for that good poo poo
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Jan 23, 2018 22:41
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someone make the gt and ill get it added
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Jan 23, 2018 22:42
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:as someone who has seen a dude just chilling in his vehicle (covered in trump and infowars stickers) in a whataburger parking lot in corinth at 11:00 a.m. on a weekday, with his door open and with talk radio cranked up, i think giving an interview to infowars is a good idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_f7eIjjFk
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Jan 24, 2018 00:29
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mmake that incredibly bad song your official campaign song imo
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Jan 24, 2018 00:30
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do tiny lawn signs. like 1 foot by 1 foot.
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Jan 27, 2018 11:37
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go to kinkos get a hundred cardboard signs that are tiny with even tinier text so people have to pick them up and read them and have people put them right along the sidewalk so everyone walking by will be liek "what the gently caress is this tiny sign" and actually read what it says and you will win the election. i gave you $4.20 so you have to do what i say
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Jan 27, 2018 11:38
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tiny signs are the wave of the future
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Jan 27, 2018 11:39
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america is already great
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Feb 9, 2018 23:54
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i wish i was the fat koch failson right now so i could bankroll your elections like a real plutocrat
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Feb 10, 2018 00:00
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what was the turnout in the last dem primary?
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Feb 10, 2018 03:01
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please make this your official campaign song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
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Feb 27, 2018 23:40
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you gotta one up this dude by shooting up fentanyl in a campaign ad to show you understand the opiate crisis better than anyone else
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Feb 27, 2018 23:41
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republicans screaming about how obama's extremely tepid liberalism is Socialism has done more to advance socialism than the entire New Left did
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Feb 28, 2018 01:00
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lmfao how can you keep on becoming abetter and better candidate
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Mar 1, 2018 00:02
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for the record it appears that dick wolf is going with a full denial in his first political scandal. smart politics, even if its clearly a lie https://twitter.com/_richardwolf/status/968970527770636289
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Mar 1, 2018 00:05
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getting more attention from left twitter would be good
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Taintrunner posted:bad, actuallly that too
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