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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Jose posted:

convincing people you're a famous economist who google have hosted will do wonders for your brand op. nobody will remember by the time you're up for re-election

after you win, the famous google economist bitch will pretend to be you





edit: do you need to know poo poo about agriculture to run in Texas?

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

hows ur .gif game

https://twitter.com/thedlcc/status/966108075529777153

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

man, what is it with wolves

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

win by a margin larger than the total population

it shows dominance

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


:vince:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

slouch posted:

im probably going to take a klonopin to manage my panic attack and then fall asleep. the day after that is my birthday so hopefully the numbers turn out well

lol I bet you could livestream how much you don’t care about election night



“ITS ELECTION NIGHT, LETS CHECK IN ON RICHARD WOLF QUIETLY EATING LASAGNA. ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.”

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

that sounds suspiciously like employee of the month...and goddamnit I LOVE being employee of the month!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

can you get endorsed by Richard Wolff who was on chapo two weeks ago

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

also get endorsed by the parents of your opponents tia

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

no pac but the wolf pack

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

why even go in to politics if not for free food and liquor.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

lollontee posted:

We're looking at the beginning of something beautiful awful. The birth of The Internet Party. It'll solve the taxmans money too

that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard of, so I believe in my heart that it will definitely happen

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

slouch posted:

i also would like to know now. but we must wait until tomorrow

edit: also im going to be printing up some 40x32 inch copies of taintrunners pic tomorrow to attach to some big pieces of plastic for signs. i will make democrat poll greeters hold them around the district. unfortunately when i went to the nearest large sized color printer place they werent able to do .png images (???) and were closing too soon for me to come back. so ill be out there at the crack of dawn tomorrow to print out my dumb rear end face larger than life size.

normally i hate signs and would never do this but idk what else i would be able to do tomorrow

this is good. I usually come to the polls with only two or three firm opinions and then I vote of 15 different things

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ayyyy lmao

https://twitter.com/debramessing/status/970817106974531587?s=21

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ron Paul had to make a cgi video of himself surrounded by cheering fans

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

[DentistCSPAM waiting room]

Me: [chanting] dick, dick-

Other posters: dick, DICK

Moderator: [pounding her clipboard] DICK, DICK, DICK!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Agean90 posted:

the year is 2018 and one day after a presidential aide melted down on national tv im most worried about a statehouse primary in a state i have never lived in

:same: つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Bad news Dick Wolf, you now have to accept her offer as Vice State Representative.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

In my head cannon you got 666 Texans to vote for you. That is beyond perfect in every way.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

support Dick Wolf by supporting Laura Haines

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from my highly-sensitive and well-placed sources, i.e. facebook, it appears richard "dick" wolf is moderating a candidate forum in flower mound this weekend

so he's staying busy

this is good


Dick "Richard" Wolf is good

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I don’t think this even counts as a failure or a loss. It’s just the first sentence in the “Political Career” section of your future Wikipedia page. “At the age of 23, Richard Wolf ran unsuccessfully in the democratic primary for Texas House District 63”, followed by a few other paragraphs about your subsequent successful campaigns, followed by a massive ten page section about your sex scandals and cover ups

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

holy poo poo

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