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Taintrunner posted:I’m not loving kidding either this almost makes up for you not believing in the piss tape which is real
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:also yeah, use the 2 grand on a blimp & skywriting. full on aerial campaign. a dick blitzkrieg falling from the texas sky dong drone https://youtu.be/IRslKeT0EmQ
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see if you can't get an endorsement from robert morrow you might be a democrat but you are willing to reach across the aisle to accuse trump of being a child rapist also you lack publicity so everything you say to the media should be the most inflammatory poo poo about trump/republicans possible it's probably all true anyway
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Shear Modulus posted:alex jones: mr wolf it seems you are a huge liberal. why did you ask to appear on my show how's the wife and kids?
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Agean90 posted:assuming you win the primaries you should refer to the incumbent as "accused child molester tan parker" Gringostar has issued a correction as of 02:22 on Jan 25, 2018 |
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slouch posted:just got response from the billboard people. looks like weekly rate is $525 dollars for a spot. it's one sign on the biggest highway in my district. should i do a week or two worth of time before the primary or not drop that kind of cash this early? fwiw other candidates are spending similar amounts of money on regular small lawn signs. normally i would just jump directly into it but since y'all are my biggest source of funding i figured i should greenlight it first. never do lawn signs like ever maybe do a week before the primary?
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are there facebook we can join to shitpost on your behalf? asking for a friend 
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when you're a candidate they let you do it
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Karl Barks posted:i have come into possession of a certain "tape" depicting your opponent in a... compromised position. please dm me for details piss tape is real
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if you win the primary please record a version of the dean scream also do that if you don't win
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Mar 1, 2018 18:39
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disappointed you're not gonna do huge bong rips all night
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Mar 2, 2018 05:59
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Marxalot posted:Is it bad that 90% of the reason I want him to win the primary is to see him rip on that loving nerd Tan Parker yes it should be 100%
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slouch posted:literally my only chance of winning the general is to get tan man to resign before November so i will be going extremely scorched earth on that poo poo 
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i can't vote for you because i live in ca op but here is a thumbs up from johnny utah for good luck tomorrow 
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Mar 5, 2018 18:53
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slouch posted:i am never going to check the results and just keep campaigning like i won this is the only winning move
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Mar 6, 2018 16:51
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Dick is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
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i can't believe how excited i am for the dick! wolf! campaign
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Mar 6, 2018 23:10
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clearly texas is not ready to embrace dick
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i would reach out to the dem that won and say you would be glad to help her campaign against the republican just so you can continue to go scorched earth against him
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