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have $200 edit: you better actually try to actually win friendo bob dobbs is dead has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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i suspect meming has nothing to do with anything and your ability and willingness to canvass and put up super lame lawn signs has more to do with things
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Yeah, the Penny arcade guys
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StabbinHobo posted:spend it *all* on fb ads targeting your zip code(s) This Extremely targeted ads ftw
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there, rounded off to 420
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When's the primary, btw? You said someone else was running
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slouch posted:march 6th. this month and next month are going to be busy pm sent
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if you win the primary i'll round the thing off to $690 or a grand, if it's at $690 already by then
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yo what's your primary opponent's platform why are you better as dem candidate than them
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Jan 3, 2018 21:21
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OK! I believe in you! Go win that primary
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the goon candidate is here at this DSA meeting haha yes gently caress, you live near this guy? send pics
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lol - sent from glorious people's republic of california
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The Aardvark posted:We got mudslides and rain now. lol - sent from the part of the glorious people's republic of california which hasn't had that poo poo
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you go be this dude https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/01/12/how-to-turn-red-state-blue-purple-alaska-politics-2018-216304
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slouch posted:im like 90% there i just have to win the election and this will be me. also i didnt go to yale this is the secret about these dead comedy forums we were all computer touchers and nerdlords before and now computer touchers and nerdlords make the figgies a fact which the lowtax-form does not understand
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how about 2/1 for rounding you off to 690 and round you off to a grand if you win the primary i hope you bought some facebook ads or some poo poo
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Jan 19, 2018 18:55
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slouch posted:seriously please don't donate to me anymore you've given way too much already. give it to a charity or someone who can make better use of it. lol this is in part to embarrass you into trying hard no placement = video or target harder
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read the voter guide i'll round you off to $1k on 2/1 and max out my allowed contribution if you win the primary
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Dear god, you have twice the specific policy discussion in half the goddamn words. only half? just look at the loving thing
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Squizzle posted:you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier so loving funnier it would be years of lols, not months do you understand the principles of glorious comedy capitalism
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Beaten!
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ScrubLeague posted:i will be insanely disappointed if he cuts his hair $690.69 coming your way 2/1 the rest if you win the drat primary (i'm not slowing down my charitable contributions or my investments for you, lol)
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Jan 23, 2018 18:32
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obviously strong godless islamic communist hypercapitalist bourgeosie california values
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Jan 23, 2018 18:56
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do a thing or two with high luls/money ratio, busting like $100 or whatever on that and then spend the rest on winning
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Gringostar posted:dong drone you see, an extremely large, thick, veiny dildo is in your budget, not a drat blimp bring it to the debates. or don't, lol
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Comrayn posted:see if you can do an interview with infowars
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Jan 23, 2018 23:07
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isn't the r/me_irl mod a big mefite? i could try talking to him that way. think you are prolly now the most r/me_irl political candidate anywhere
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Jan 24, 2018 18:51
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Agean90 posted:assuming you win the primaries you should refer to the incumbent as "accused child molester tan parker" get the austin crazy man to do it either jones or the trumpisachildmolestor guy, either way
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Shear Modulus posted:lowtax should run on a platform of raising taxes to fund better education the sn is 100% actually from his internship with a dude who literally changed his middle name to "Low Tax", i recall
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Jan 25, 2018 23:02
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slouch should change his middle name dick gunsandpot wolf
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Jan 26, 2018 07:40
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for the love of god do every lawnsign possible
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Feb 1, 2018 15:53
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wotcha doin op
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ah well don't die op, we need your laffs
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covered under irrespective ban, sadly e: argument against that point: you got the flu cuz you met lots of peeps during campaign actvitiy bob dobbs is dead has issued a correction as of 21:30 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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Feb 2, 2018 21:28
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they actually might have the attention span for richard "dick wolf" wolf
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Feb 2, 2018 22:55
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should pull a kardashian, gain fame by putting out a sex tape
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drat, someone posted michael tubbs on the fb page who is a friend of a friend, apparently? i also knew a guy my year at stanford who ran, rob harlow. dunno what happened to him
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gently caress, he's running for gov https://ballotpedia.org/Bob_Harlow i have a great story about that guy freshman year and a startup a poor-decisions-making mutual friend was gonna make e: i told him to get rich first and run maybe his family's rich, i dunno
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gently caress, not touchin computers?
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