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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Search "caste in proverbs" on this page to get to the right place to start: https://archive.org/stream/cu31924024114773/cu31924024114773_djvu.txt



Regarding the Sonar caste (goldsmiths)

--Trust not the goldsmith; he is no man's friend, and his word is worthless.

-- A Sonar will rob his mother and sister; he will filch gold even from his wife's nose-ring

-- A pair of rogues: the goldsmith and the man who sifts his ashes for scraps.


And the slam that I first stumbled across that drew me into this book:

-- If you have never seen a tiger, look at a cat; if you have never seen a thief, look at a Sonar.

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

quote:

" To sell a needle in the

Lobars' quarter," is one of the Indian analogues of our '" Coals

to Newcastle.'"

:confused:

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

"Coals to Newcastle" means to sell someone something they don't need because they already have a lot of it (Newcastle had a lot of coal). So kind of like "selling refrigerators to Eskimos."

The example I always think of was a dumbass friend who brought his own weed to Oregon, crossing several "you'll do hard time for possession" states on his way, when he could get better and cheaper totally legally just down the street from the house where he was staying.

So I guess the joke is "Lobars [ironsmith caste] got lots of needles, so no point trying to sell needles in the same neighborhood where everyone is making them."

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

Is dunyd men tin kas'ai,
Pisu, khatmal, Brahman bhal.

Which may be rendered —

" Blood-suckers three on earth there be,
The bug, the Brahman and the flea."

If you're a Brahmin, better slap some ghee on that, 'cause you just got burned.

-- if a snake has to be killed the Brahman should be set to do it, for no one will miss him.
-- he washes his sacred thread but does not cleanse his inner man

Fart jokes are eternal:

-- [The Brahim's] stomach is a bottomless pit; he eats so immoderately that he dies from wind.


TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Dec 16, 2017

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore
"In old days the Bhakats used to wash their firewood before
cooking ; now they do not even wash their feet."

loving bhakats and their dirty feet. It must them who shits in the river.

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
"A bhabi with large nipples
Surely is full of vitality"

--Ancient wisdom regarding bhabis

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

DreadLlama posted:

loving bhakats and their dirty feet. It must them who shits in the river.

This book dishes the dirt on a lot of nasty habits. For example, the Hindki (an Afghan border ethnic group):

"If a Hindki cannot harm you he will leave a bad smell as he goes by."

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
The Meds (a sailing caste on the coast of Pakistan)

-- The black-faced Meds are like tamarisk sparks, without any glow of courage.
--The Med sailor lives by the wind and by the wind he dies.

Then it just gets cruel:

--The Med is wrapped up in his voyage, and his wife is wrapped up with her lover.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Dec 18, 2017

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

CarpenterWalrus posted:

"A bhabi with large nipples
Surely is full of vitality"

--Ancient wisdom regarding bhabis

God dang it Bhabi

That boy ain't right I tell you what

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

--The Med is wrapped up in his voyage, and his wife is wrapped up with her lover.

dayum

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
none of these things are as problematic as a white guy doing an Indian accent on The Simpsons

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

CarpenterWalrus posted:

"A bhabi with large nipples
Surely is full of vitality"

--Ancient wisdom regarding bhabis

The only worthwhile post in this retarded thread

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big nipples big bhabi

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

CarpenterWalrus posted:

"A bhabi with large nipples
Surely is full of vitality"

--Ancient wisdom regarding bhabis

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Regarding the Sutar (carpenter) caste

-- "The carpenter's face " is cited as a type of unpunctuality, since it is never to be seen at the time when he promised to come.
-- "A whore's oath and a Sutar's chip " are examples of worthlessness.
-- When out of work he keeps his hand in by planing his friends' buttocks.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

-- "The carpenter's face " is cited as a type of unpunctuality, since it is never to be seen at the time when he promised to come.

loving contractors

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"eat like a bird, poop like an elephant"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
"planing his friend's buttocks"

lol those carpenters and their crazy pranks

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The potter gets off cheaper than the rest ; his honesty is not impeached, though his intelligence is

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
This proves that racist jokes are ok, since they were doing them back in the good old days. What do you have to say about that SJWs?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Lol at all this ownage. Fuckin Sonars making jewelry and ornaments that are elaborately designed and inlaid with precious and semi-precious stones. Pieces of poo poo!

naem
May 29, 2011

Imagine being born into a caste of potters

Hi, im a potter. Because I was born

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

naem posted:

Imagine being born into a caste of potters

Hi, im a potter. Because I was born

Regarding the Potter caste


--But when the clay is on the wheel the potter may shape it as he will, though the clay rejoins, " Now you trample on me, one day I shall trample on you."

-- If you are civil to a potter he will neither respect you nor will he sell you his pots.

-- The frequency of petty thefts in India is illustrated by the saying, " The potter can sleep sound ; no one will steal his clay."



Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
Beware the sexy bhabi
Your pennies will rotate three hundred degrees
And fack your dad

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Regarding the Baniya (money-lender caste)

-- he is less to be trusted than a tiger, a scorpion, or a snake;

-- he goes in like a needle and comes out like a sword; as a neighbour he is as bad as a boil in the armpit.

-- If a Baniya is drowning you should not give him a hand : he is sure to have some base motive for drifting by

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Regarding the Baniya (money-lender caste)

-- he is less to be trusted than a tiger, a scorpion, or a snake;

-- he goes in like a needle and comes out like a sword; as a neighbour he is as bad as a boil in the armpit.

-- If a Baniya is drowning you should not give him a hand : he is sure to have some base motive for drifting by




Checks out.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
ahahahaha gently caress everybody in every trade lmbo amirite guys??

ps nice dogwhistling with the moneylenders stuff.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Welp that sure was a post

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Does it count as a dogwhistle if they're just strait up saying it?

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I don't know that india had the same moneylenders that europe did when their biases arrived.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Exactly, they're ripping on Baniya, not Jews

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ripping on moneylenders is one of the original christian values so dont sweat it guys

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Regarding the Sutar (carpenter) caste

-- "The carpenter's face " is cited as a type of unpunctuality, since it is never to be seen at the time when he promised to come.

even in olde india people were griping about union breaks

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Now Gupta, Now Khan, Now Reddy, Now Sinjar,
Please do the needful and turn in your car.
The indian consulate is down the street,
I just canceled your H1B.

R-Type fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Dec 21, 2017

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

poverty goat posted:

ripping on moneylenders is one of the original christian values so dont sweat it guys

Burn all usurers regardless of ethnicity imho

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

-- he washes his sacred thread but does not cleanse his inner man
are Brahmins the ones that used a thread to literally clean out their sinuses by threading it up one nostril and out the other, I know some group did (and still does?) that but I have no idea where in the world or who

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

KomodoWagon posted:

Burn all usurers regardless of ethnicity imho

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

naem posted:

Imagine being born into a caste of potters

Hi, im a potter. Because I was born

genetic testing indicates the dalit / untouchable castes were segregated from the general population 10,000 years ago

like, at the very dawn of neolithic civilization, people were like “gently caress those people with the darker skin than us”

what the hell is wrong with us

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

OMGVBFLOL posted:

what the hell is wrong with us

Exclusion is in our nature.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OMGVBFLOL posted:

loving contractors

Good to know that, despite the gaps in time and culture, some things remain the same.

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