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What's up everybody, I think CATS SHOULD VOTE!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 01:45 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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It's nuts, parts of the song have been stuck in my head since I first found it around a decade ago.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:58 |
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Phlegmish posted:
That one made me laugh out loud, it's such a distinctly computer-y but banal solution.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 02:04 |
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SerialKilldeer posted:What happens when you force a bot to read Garfield: Garfield started out as creative and funny, but (as shown) quickly devolved into safe, samey audience-pleasing pap, imo.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 06:45 |
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 15:50 |
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 03:09 |
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 23:25 |
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ai21 posted:I was born. I grew up. I got married. And then I died. Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Aug 21, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 14:19 |
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Elentor posted:Pretty sure that's literally the first 2 minutes of at least 10 TV shows from the past decade and the en passant background story in who knows how many others. That's pretty true, also I just realized it wasn't super representative as the interface is clunky enough that I thought I was just asking for a generally short story rather than literally a few words. Let's try again. ai21 posted:I was born. And there was no room in hell for me, I could not be damned, I was too small, too weak, too stupid and too sick for sin. And then I died.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 14:41 |
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Melville 2.0 posted:Call me Ishmael... The story revolves around a woman named Rachel, the story's protagonist, and her search for her children. When she discovers all of those orphans her search to find them, and their whereabouts, becomes a life-ruining mystery. After this, Rachel, and her parents decide to take on a new persona as children. However, the only real child of the orphans that their new identity can really be accepted is her father, who died when she was two-years-old. The father of the children is called Ishmael. I...I think I want to read more
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 15:15 |
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Mario posted:Let's-a go! [Smash Smash] Whoo. My f-ing hand shot through a window. Holy gently caress! Oh f-God! What a stupid-looking hand. Jesus. Why'd you just try to-a smash me in the eyes when all you needed to do to me was smash my head? Waaagh! I've got nothing to lose. It's just the fact that I can't see you. I'm not looking at you. You're all dead. You're all dead— Oh my gently caress-you God, what have I done? Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! [Bowser laughs evilly]
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 17:21 |
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Samovar posted:It can't deal with jokes very well. quote:Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, is all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'I think I have a tumor on my liver.' Doctor says, 'You have to have surgery.'
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 19:53 |
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quote:Here on the Something Awful Dot Com(TM) forums, ******** and its associated trolls have decided to stop fighting each other and get some laughs. The idea here is to troll everyone on the forum and get as much poo poo off their backs as possible while keeping the trolls out of other people's websites as soon as possible. The best part is that everyone gets poo poo off their backs. It is also very easy to do this. Just go to the "I'm a Troll" page and you will see that everyone has a "You" page. The trolls have to be pretty angry to be able to go through and troll everyone.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 16:25 |
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frankenfreak posted:Oh my god, 1:15. We've achieved our ultimate goal as a species.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 00:02 |
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https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1166066356690849794 Someone made a flag mashup bot inspired by that emoji bot from a while back, it's pretty simple and often just mildly interesting to follow and see how its rules work but occasionally it comes up with something great.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 00:14 |
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That one's good, the color mashups are interesting but hit-or-miss in terms of how they end up looking. Thaierland and Satania are two of the other good name combos it's come up with Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 00:52 on Aug 27, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 00:49 |
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Kennel posted:Another EmojiMashupBot inspired account: That one is pretty fun, but it seems a bit more limited in selection compared to how the original emoji bit divvies up design components. That one's been pretty consistently creating entertainingly insane things (or just weirdly off ones that somehow work) at least once a day or so, stuff that would be awesome to have in a standard emoji keyboard.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 03:57 |
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Good news if anyone wants more Emoji Mashup Bot goodness, Emoji Mashup Bot+ now exists! It mostly looks like a more refined update that allows more granularity in the aspects it can pick to mash together, but it's already come up with some pretty fun stuff in the day or so it's been alive. I mean, who doesn't need such useful emotes as: Happy Apple Contented Ogre Star ...this and Friendly Skull
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 02:37 |
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I'd believe that a goon could do that and recount the details for us, guess they've passed the SA Turing test.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2019 01:38 |
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quote:You look like a loving ken doll quote:You look like the kind of girl that says " I'm gonna blow you" then laughs about how you're gonna get a "blow job" from her. ?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 02:24 |
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Honestly that thing is *meaty cracking noise followed by high-pitched screaming* Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Nov 13, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 07:11 |
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Hempuli posted:Eats, 1 Poodle, a Husband Good to see the panda grammar author is still getting work
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 21:25 |
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 20:12 |
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i'm a college student. What are you studying i'm a nurse. What kind of nurse i'm a professional medical assistant. In what medical field i'm a nurse. No what kind of nursing do you do i do it for fun. Cool what do you do for fun? Catch Pokémon that's cool. i love singing. A singing nurse?! no, but i do enjoy singing. Why don't you sing while nursing i like to run. While singing? yes, i love singing. Do you run while doing nurse stuff? no, i like to swim. Do you sing while swimming? yes, i do. :o how i love singing too. How do you breathe though i don't breathe.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 00:15 |
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game posted:You are Hygiene, a ranger living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a hunting I...I think I won
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 02:33 |
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Santa's got a little friend His name is Dominick The cutest little donkey You never see him kick your rear end You've been tricked by a mischievous devil I was kicked all across a field And Dominick is smiling on his favorite field Look, his tiny lil' tail flyes Don't try to touch me or my little friends Don't try to touch me or my little friends Don't try to touch me or my little friends I was on the steps, and Dominick was leaning over Get off the steps
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 19:02 |
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Brawnfire posted:"Ahhh, freshly-cut Christ " WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MEASURE IT!!
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 21:47 |
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What if, and bear with me here, somebody....threw one of the axes
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 17:54 |
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The singularity is here
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 19:55 |
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https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1215834913888460800 OK...this was the one that broke me, although I'm willing to be convinced otherwise. Can a bot even write something like this? The separation between the setup and punchline just seems beyond what I'd expect from an algorithm.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 06:27 |
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Hempuli posted:I'm pretty sure that pretty much all bots like these are handed extremely cherry-picked results from a whole bunch of generated texts. Even a markov chain -type generator can occasionally get the punchline right by pure chance, but with GPT it'll be way, way more likely. That's fair, I guess I'm underestimating the amount of help it's getting. Even so, it's had some impressively canny jokes that sure don't feel generated.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:16 |
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And every single one a stronger design than the Tesla CYBERTRK. (It's actually really cool, and I enjoyed not having the slight creepy factor with the human-related ones)
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 18:22 |
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Kinda want to read some stories about this guy
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 00:28 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:The dick dripper Haha...I hadn't even noticed that. It definitely has the tendency to do melty sort-of-clothing approximations, things get weird fast the further you go from well-defined body parts.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 01:20 |
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thiscatdoesnotexist came up a while ago, but somebody in another thread reminded me it exists by way of this twitter account. https://twitter.com/normalcatpics/status/1223782045442179072 Y'know, just in case anyone wants a curated selection of....things
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 05:59 |
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, JON
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 17:25 |
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Incredible.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 18:03 |
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Honestly I feel like you could make a ton of money selling TIME 2 WANK-esque candy hearts.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 21:21 |
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#mildfeel
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 19:55 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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@normalcatpics has been on a tear lately
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 16:39 |