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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I'm old enough that I honestly wouldn't know that those names are all fake.

JACKED LIKE A MAN

# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 00:50

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:41

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I need to remember that "360 noscope" one for if I'm ever in the clinch again.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 22:58

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Old German Baby :hitler:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 05:14

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Biggest seller will be Hotel Murder Nurses. :black101:

# ¿ May 16, 2018 09:01

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Unlikely Romantic Enemy :lol:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 17:09

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Friend posted:

That's awesome. Using the Haykranen one, I got:

edit: ha N64 is even better

STAR BALLS :hellyeah:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 22:52

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

When I was a kid I think it was Asimov who was asked where the boundary was for a computer becoming sentient, and he said "When it objects to being turned off."

We can add a new definition: When it objects to being force-fed memes.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 23:36

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Tiggum posted:

Destiny's Least Favorite Child Killed

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 23:39

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

HAPPINESS IS MORE WOMEN ON BICYCLES

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 14:56

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

frankenfreak posted:

These read like replicant tests from Blade Runner 2049.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 19:36

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

SerialKilldeer posted:

Another gem from the GPT Tumblr:

And another SCP one:

That blood one is borderline Cormac McCarthy. :clint:

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 18:46

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh�user Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to walk the path that leads from madness to sanity. Time to die a slow and agonizing death." ―Kylo Ren

# ¿ May 9, 2019 18:55

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Fister Roboto posted:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
And the truth of my story is
For some reason, my wife had an abortion

# ¿ May 10, 2019 00:25

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Krankenstyle posted:

this is freaking me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPhUhypV27w

I saw it before it had the Deep Fake comment in the title and I thought I was hallucinating.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 18:16

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I can't see one of these posters without imagining that the names are all machine generated. It's especially easy because I recognize so few of the names below the top billed folks.

https://twitter.com/brandicarlile/status/1135947877065248768

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 17:36

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Phyzzle posted:

Here's some death metal.
https://youtu.be/CNNmBtNcccE

Holy gently caress this is amazing! :black101:

EDIT: I'm going to blast this in my office until someone tells me to turn it off.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 16:37

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Kennel posted:

(sorry for blurriness)

The whole thread is gold.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/c1hn7n/i_have_been_on_reddit_for_over_3_years_ama/

# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 19:42

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Fed it some Tom Waits...

She was a middle class girl. She was in over her head. She thought she would stand up in the deep end. And the water level was coming back. And she just went deep. She couldn't find a way in. So she ran. And they saw this girl and they started yelling, "Get off the river," as if they knew she was dead. And then the next thing they knew, everybody came jumping off the shore, and the river was in her arms. And then they went into the deep. And she fell into it, and that was it. And then she went in the deeper. And there she was, when the sun came up. And she was back. But now she's dead. She's so dead. Forever dead and lovely now.

:haw:

Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. And say the exact same sentence to a different person, and you both say plate. So the other person says plate o' shrimp. But when you say plate you mean nothing. You're either trying to be different people or you're a weirdo, and sometimes people who are weirdos are weird. And you've got the same problem with fish. Let me give you an example. Imagine a plate o' chicken. When you put it in front of someone, he says chicken, but when you put it in front of somebody else, she says chicken. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 17:35 on Aug 21, 2019

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 17:25

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I fed it some Trump speech and :stare:

...

A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said: "I want to thank you, Mr. President, for saving our country." And he had tears coming down his eyes. So I said to him: "If only the first 100,000 people came forward and voted�but that's not about us, that's about them." I saw his face change. That's how I came to know, and to know that he believes this. And I'm trying to help a lot of people understand what we really stand for."

But Trump doesn't believe it, and for good reason. He's only interested in protecting what "people" have in mind:

And they're going to be totally protected. Nobody's going to get in � we have to keep a wall. We have to keep a lot of people out. We have to keep our country safe. And if we have to do that, that's fine by me. Do you see what's going on? I mean there's not the wall to help us. There are people that want to help us, as I've always said I want to help.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 18:06

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1166822003476590592

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 17:51

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Work is not my strongest suit, and I apologize for that. :smith:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 23:15

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hempuli posted:

More books! This time I removed all book titles starting with a number and most parentheses from the dataset, because parentheses were usually used to mark which part of a series the book was, and there were several sci-fi and other books that had just numbers in the title. Emphasis mine, as usual. Somehow it's gotten much harder to find good entries; I've pondered this before but it really might be that with markov chains increasing the dataset size might make the results more predictable in a bad way.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 03:44

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hempuli posted:

It's wonderful! Amazing work!

https://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/pulp-o-mizer/pulp-o-mizer.html

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 09:23

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

dril-bot is my new AI hero

https://twitter.com/minimaxir/status/1208119448126676992

https://twitter.com/queenoflaurels/status/1208240276222828544

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1208240929284341760

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1207756990774165505

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1207818143487410176

# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 05:37

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/scattermoon/status/1209252466749059072

https://twitter.com/impiri/status/1209282408530554885

https://twitter.com/scattermoon/status/1209252478002323456

https://twitter.com/horsewizrd/status/1209274152558845952

# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 15:49

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

repiv posted:

http://dril-turing-test.surge.sh

Take the drilbot challenge!

Some of those had me fooled...

"so i was walking around town with my shirt completely off, and some guy asked me if i wanted to "Get my rear end Banned From Subway" (yes)"

# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 17:55

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Woebin posted:

Came across this thing yesterday: Mubert, streaming AI-generated music. Been listening to it all day while working and it's not bad!

This is fascinating and as an ambient fan I am problem squarely in the target market. Is there a desktop version?

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 17:56

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1248727806080454656

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 22:50

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Click through under "Curated Samples" to "Completions", then click the last one to hear some eerie robot-world Rick Astley

Oh man I thought I got rick-rolled there for a minute. :lol:

The Stevie Wonder one sounds like he's having a stroke.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 08:53

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Tunicate posted:

Ryan North has access to GPT-3
https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1279430451648532480

https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1280540328626237441?s=20

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 21:19

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I am almost 100% certain that Syd and Cardio are AIs. :tinfoil:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 12:04

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Phanatic posted:

This is reminding me of that bit in that one Crichton novel where the two Eliza bots get really pissed off and start shouting at each other.

They turned that into a Black Mirror episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 19:27

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/pushmatrix/status/1333773295385194502?s=20

# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 02:03

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/etienneshrdlu/status/1329894296544305158?s=20

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 15:05

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The AI generated Christmas song now has fan art...

https://twitter.com/mossdogmusic/status/1343754894621237249?s=20

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 04:45

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

code:

You are a weightlifter at Gold's Gym. You are trying to win a competition for having the largest pecs.
"I can do it! I am a strong man!" you exclaim.

> You inventory.
You have a dirty pair of pink boxers on your body.
You have been in jail before. You lost your virginity as well.
You are in the city jail in the town of Gold Flake.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 21:22

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

quote:

You snap awake, the lights piercing your eyes. The captain's voice rings through the intercom, followed by a beep.
"We're being attacked, Mr. Kelso! Load the torpedo launchers!"

> You load the torpedo launchers.
"Torch launchers ready, aye!"
"Target whats?"
"The whats, sir?"

> You ask the captain "who is on first?"
The captain laughs, a harsh sound. "Target the ship, Mr. Kelso. If they have shields up, strike them while they're vulnerable. But do it quickly. We're not getting out of this one."

> You target the ship and fire torpedoes.
"Go for the ship, Captain," you say.
"Aye, sir. Loading torpedoes..."
The torpedo tubes hum to life. Two fish, gently curled in sleep, are released into the darkness.

> You apologize for loading fish instead of torpedoes.
"Apologies, sir. We're out of torpedoes at the moment."
Kelso snorts. "Fishing boats, fishing boats, everywhere. It's enough to make a man cry," he says.