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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Make sure to watch the last 30 seconds.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I spent last night cry-laughing at these.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/top/?sort=top&t=all

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Milkshake Duck strikes again!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Some procedural stores in The Crew 2:
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-crew-2s-america-features-some-very-weird-stores/

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/Olivier_Grenet/status/682503529139941376

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Here's the direct link to the tool btw: http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.google.fi/search?q=idiot&num=40&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwix7qSgqY_dAhWFfywKHUHZBQUQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=631

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1036603194028240896

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention

New Jersey: High-Ranking SWAT Leader Arrested for Putting Googly Eyes on You...

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Haha


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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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It's a Shoggoth.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Someone should do one with those Fear Factory haunted house photos.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Love the one where they got tall and fell over to go fast :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puxvC9qGP_o

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Maybe it'll learn to call everything sportsball.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Not all that different from SA's Ultimate Nancy Generator.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I feel like there might be some original connection to brute force, because people just throw the data in without curating or anything and the algorithms might not be very sophisticated.

And it sounds more silly that way and is a minor meme now.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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The names were honestly the best part.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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"In ancient Babylon, an old farm boy once approached a crooked, old
gorgon and asked her "how come you are so beloved, you who are but a
crooked, old gorgon?" "Oh, the reason for that is that I always try to
remember that: a crooked, old gorgon is only a crooked, old gorgon if the a
crooked, old gorgon thinks herself to be a crooked, old gorgon" replied the
gorgon. After hearing this the farm boy became sure that the gorgon had
disrespected him, and took it to his heart and brought it with him for the rest
of his life, and a couple of years later, he died."

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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zedprime posted:

Seems closer to mad libs, crossing 2-4 phrases into a sentence out of different buckets than statistical generation. Not really any less procedural even though it takes more human input to throw phrases into the buckets it works out of

Yep, it's most obvious in these long stories.

Kennel posted:

"In ancient Babylon, an old farm boy once approached a crooked, old
gorgon and asked her "how come you are so beloved, you who are but a
crooked, old gorgon?" "Oh, the reason for that is that I always try to
remember that: a crooked, old gorgon is only a crooked, old gorgon if the a
crooked, old gorgon thinks herself to be a crooked, old gorgon" replied the
gorgon. After hearing this the farm boy became sure that the gorgon had
disrespected him, and took it to his heart and brought it with him for the rest
of his life, and a couple of years later, he died."

Mokinokaro posted:

edit: Centuries ago, in pre-colonial South America, lived a highly respected king
who was walking around on a desert island in search of a magical cave,
when he spotted a fat maiden. "Can you tell me where to find a magical
cave?" he asked the maiden. Immediately she answered him: "A magical
cave is not on a desert island. It is on the top of the highest mountain." The
king was puzzled by the maiden's answer. Then he offered her some cake as
a reward. The following spring the king finally understood what the maiden
had meant: every human being is born evil if only we try our best. And there
was much rejoice.

zjentohlauedy posted:

"Long ago, in ancient Mesopotamia, there was a hideous marksman who
was in search of a lost kitten. That was when he ran into an ugly, old
priestess."Where can a hideous marksman like myself find a lost kitten?" he
asked the priestess. The priestess closed her eyes as if in a trance. And then
she said: "A lost kitten is not in the desert. It is in the last house you visited."
The marksman fondled the priestess. Then he exposed himself to her. The
following summer after hours conversing with his lover, the marksman
understood everything: Wealthy is a friend who respects his mistress, for he
also shares with his neighbor his respect. And when he departed everybody
cried."

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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crossposting

Olaf The Stout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3MCb4W7-kM&t=4530s

So they used deepmind technology to teach a program how to play starcraft 2. From what I've gathered, they fed in 10's of thousands of replays of games from battlenet across all skill bandwidths and made the ai simulate them, then created dozens of slightly different versions of this starcraft-playing system. Then they simulated 200 years of matches, and took the reigning champion from that period and made them play starcraft 2 pros. This is a pretty simple explanation for a very complicated things.

It can only play protoss vs protoss on one specific map. It uses a virtual keyboard and mouse and therefore must enter its commands the same way a human player would, especially in regards to the minimap, and is hardcapped to 150 actions per minute. In this video it sweeps 2 separate professional starcraft 2 players, 0-5 each.

You guys it's so alien. It constructs its bases in ways that look like a termite colony. The rather standard early game meta for starcraft is 16 probes to a mining base, and about 50 for your 200 supply lategame. It makes 24 probes per base and latgame has 80, something no other pro has ever gone close to doing.

Lategame pros will kill off a bunch of excess workers and make strong units during it's final push. This AI instead kills off any injured member of its own offensive army, and then kills off any surviving low-tech units, something no other pro does.

Its control of its units is so exquisite that it takes units that are normally countered by others, and flips the counter back, hard, just through superior precision positioning during combat.

This exhibition match will literally change the current starcraft 2 meta. The later matches the pros were already trying to copy the AI just during this little exhibition to try and keep up. In the majority of the matches the human players never even make it halfway across the map.

e.

Qwertycoatl posted:

quote:

It uses a virtual keyboard and mouse and therefore must enter its commands the same way a human player would, especially in regards to the minimap, and is hardcapped to 150 actions per minute. In this video it sweeps 2 separate professional starcraft 2 players, 0-5 each.
That part isn't true. It spiked up to 1000apm and was entering commands that it would be literally impossible to do with mouse+keyboard.

And for most of the matches it could see the whole map at once (fog of war still present, but it didn't have to scroll around). That capability was turned off for the match it lost.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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That better trained AI is almost indistinguishable from an average news article comment.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Grimrock 3 looking good.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Tunicate posted:

That's all I've got for now. You can watch the video here. It's called:

Cat Pooping In His Own Cat's Mouth

Where's the video???!!!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I wish Headline Smasher didn't use so many right wing nut job sources. Sure, they produce some silly material, but it's pretty infuriating and depressing to be exposed to that garbage constantly.

Anyway here's bunch of my best liked smashes:

-Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand

-Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon

-Stolen Picasso Painting Found in Background of NBA Trading Card

-World's Journalists Have a Record Number of Children So They Can Kill Them

-Easter Island Governor Begs British Museum to Return a Confederate Statue

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Someone is upset about menstruation.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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PYF procedurally generated content: Zodiac Killer’s real name is Adolf Hitler


Also, my zodiac sign is FBI director David Brinkerhoff.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Tomorrow: AI designs an image that makes your brain self-destruct.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1124418163167285248

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Brawnfire posted:

Lice one, mite.




Distress cookies

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I decided find more about this classic:




e.

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May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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The original ending of Animal Farm was a bit more intense.

quote:

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. But the man was not even as we now see him. He had no eyes; and even those that had eyes looked so black behind them, and their mouths seemed so dry. Then, as before, suddenly there came, and at first I could not distinguish it from a distant thunderclap, a great yell, like thunder, which was followed by another great roar. Then the clouds parted and the sky opened into two immense white orbs which rose and fell like the mountains of Egypt, so that it looked as though some enormous earthquake had been made; for they looked as though they had just been made in a very small space, and were standing like towers in the air. Then they had turned into black clouds, and seemed to have formed a sort of circle about them. And a certain kind of creature, which I did not recognize

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You have died of dysentery. Your son can be born now as you have died of dysentery. Your daughter and son will be born as you have died of dysentery. You have died of leprosy. They will be born as you have died of leprosy. If you can go back in time as you did before, you have died of leprosy and will need to leave New York, as you should. Your daughter and son have died of dysentery. The man with whom you are about to have sex is not a natural husband for you. When you are about to leave, he is going to die before you can die of dysentery, and so you've died of dysentery, but you've also died of pregnancy. You have died of dysentery. You have been born with a defective lung and therefore cannot breathe properly. The man with whom you are about to have sex is not a natural husband for you. If you go back in time as you did before, he is going to die of dysent

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