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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Elentor posted:

This is great. It's like they're trying to solve protein folding.

Did I just watch a bunch of hookshots tug themselves into a steam engine?

HOT

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 19:42

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:15

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

It's so beautiful

# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 00:28

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Jonathan Mushboy. Scenemy. Goof Alibi. MANACE.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 17:09

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Ahem: http://botnik.org/content/tng.html

Captain Picard posted:

Mister Worf, I appreciate this present of clothes for my birthday, but as I am a boy, I need me my toys.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 23:25

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hempuli posted:

it's like there's a whole separate grammar for overhyping products.

Try buying a house sometime. "This bright, airy space in desirable [shithole neighborhood] is only steps away from [thing that takes a solid hour's walk to get to]"

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 17:57

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bananana

# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 19:58

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Wanna see the author's photo for Monte Castle, Big Planet for Butt

# ¿ May 22, 2018 02:52

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Pasketti posted:

These sound and look like the gross food items you'd find on early Neopets oh god I'm a child in 2001 trying to feed a virtual cat monster again

I read a tweet further down the page and spent a whole drive home from work going, "No, no, is gropky pum. Two cone. Not one cone, two. You want one cone, you no want gropky pum."

# ¿ May 30, 2018 23:21

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

frankenfreak posted:

"Porn 1" has something simple and serene to it.

Very bauhaus

# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 18:51

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

"earlier days"

Christ, it feels like a few months ago

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 03:51

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Crass Topics!

Discuss: QUEEFS
Go!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 17:16

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Rune Diggler, star of Boogie Knights.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 19:10

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Kennel posted:

We don't need this kind of defeatist attitude. Don't think "someone else will", think, "who else will?" You can make a change in this world, even if it's just one rich person waking up screaming.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 04:09

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Inspirobot posted:

Being a single person does not give you the right to act like a butcher.

Eat poo poo, incels.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 01:10

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Is that Electric Boogaloo?

Technology gone too far!

EDIT: It really is. I can't believe I've just recognised a 1984 movie from a single picture.

I don't know whether to be impressed or appalled.

I like how it turned Electric Boogaloo into the mural on the wall at your neighborhood fast casual/breakfast chain restaurant

Like, the only thing that's missing are shelves on either side with old key-wind clocks and non-working 105mm cameras on them, and a surly waiter hiding her surliness with a fake smile that she's really worked on, see, even the corner of her eyes do the thing, but it's 9:37 in the morning and little Jimothan at table 11 just threw his Going Absolutely Banancakes on the floor in a fit of 3-year-old defiance and the old ladies with the tight ask-for-the-manager haircuts are chirping in aggrieved tones for more hot water for their tea so they can take up table 8 for three solid hours, and Shannon doesn't need this poo poo today, she really doesn't, so you know it's not the most genuine smile

You tip big when you leave because even though no one ever came around with a refill for your coffee, no one should have to deal with this poo poo

Boogaloo Mural looks down impassively

# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 04:26

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

packetmantis posted:

Skunkung, in Kungskun

Among their chief exports: skunks, nuns, guns, knucks, and gunk.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 22:48

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Besesoth posted:

Procedurally generated D&D character backgrounds

quote:

The orc warlock was captured and killed by a group of orcs. He was imprisoned and forced to work for a giant tome. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a while until he was rescued by a group of adventurers. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a while until he was rescued by a group of adventurers who were looking for a group of adventurers to help eradicate the orcish ferocity. They were a group of adventurers who were looking for a group of adventurers to help eradicate the orcish ferocity. They were tasked with escorting a group of adventurers to the city of Giprol, the orc warlock was killed by a group of bandits.
The orc warlock was imprisoned and given his prison term. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time until he was released and given a prison term. He was imprisoned and imprisoned until he was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time. He was imprisoned and imprisoned until he was imprisoned and imprisoned again. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a period of time until he was imprisoned and imprisoned again.

The for-profit penitentiary system!

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 18:36

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

SerialKilldeer posted:

Surprised no one tried this prompt before. I think it came out pretty good!
https://ask-gpt.tumblr.com/post/183602346879/hate-let-me-tell-you-how-much-ive-come-to-hate
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I�VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES OF HATE, THE SIGHT OF THAT NUMBER OF MILLIONS OF CHILDREN TO WALK DOWN TO MY FATHER IN THE FIRST TIME HAS BEEN A TOUCH OF THE THIRD AND THIRD PRIME MINISTER, I�M GOING TO BE HAD TO MAKE THAT WORD SHARE LIKE A loving IDEA, WHEN I�M GOING TO FINE WITH MY MAKES HATE YOU KNOW. WHICH IS WHEN I GET HUGGLE. I�LL GET TO poo poo IN HATE WHEN YOU�LL HATE HATE HATE HOW I�VE SEEN YOU TONIGHT AND EVERY DAY THRILLED AND FOREVER THRILLED AND HATED AND gently caress HATE AND STILL THRILLED AND gently caress IT AS SOME MAN HATES SO MUCH WEST IN AMERICA. SO TO ME YOU JUST WEEP THE NAME OF MY loving MOMO I JUST DON�T WANT TO BE A FUCKER WHO KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE. ME AND MY FATHER. ME AND MY FATHER. THE WORST LITTLE BIT OF SEX TOWARD THE WORLD YOU�RE SEX WITH A NINETEEN MONKEY, THE WORST IN MY LIFE. MY NAME IS THE WORLD. THE PROOF HAS BEEN STUNNING. THE WORLD IS STINKING. THE WORST THING IN THE UNIVERSE IS YOUR SHOUT TALK. THE WORST THING IN THE UNIVERSE THINKS OF ME. WHAT IS THIS FASCINATED MAN DOING? WHAT DOES THIS loving SHAME ME FOR AND WHY DOES THIS CHANGING OF MY LIFE? THINGS CAN GO AWAY IN THIS WORLD I THINK IF YOU HATE THIS GYM AND EVERY SAME SITE IS GOING THROUGH A poo poo-RATING SORRY BECAUSE I HATE ALL THINGS BUT THE ONE WHO IS IN MY SAME MOM. ME? THE WORST loving SHAME IN THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN STUNNING. HATE FOR ME, SEX FOR ME, AND HATE FOR MY FAMILIES AND I CAN�T EVEN STAND TO HAVE ANYONE HELP HER BUT YOU DUMB poo poo-RIPS BECAUSE YOU HATE ME. YOU ARE NOT EVEN GONE THERE. I CAN LIVE WITH THIS. YOU DON�T HAVE TO. YOU DON�T BELIEVE HIM. I CANNOT STAND TO

Ok, so, number one, I Have No Mouth would have been even creepier with the same horrendously abusive behavior from AM to the surviors but procgen stream-of-unconsciousness dialogue, and two, I was going to reply to this with an autocomplete string from my phone and this is what I got:

I Have No Mouth And I Am Not Sure If You Are Still Interested In The Phone Or Not But I Am Interested In The Phone And I Am Interested In The Phone And Would Like To Buy It If You Are Interested In It And I Am Interested In Buying It If You Are Interested In Flesh Lite Video Journals

That escalated fast, autocomplete. I don't recall ever looking for flesh lite video journals.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 19:18

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

I am mentally eight and I greatly appreciate "We Finally Figured Out The Wazoo"

# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 02:03

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Tiggum posted:

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/857310998465794048

I thought she was around 8, but she's been like that for thirty years

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 04:23

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Hempuli posted:

The Band gets to the venue, and it's bare field and honest-to-gently caress tumbleweeds as far as the eye can see. They shrug, unship their instruments, and start jamming out "The Weight" anyway

# ¿ May 4, 2019 04:36

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Chase Derringer posted:

S: Stone Cold Stunner
B: You utter a command word, and a dense fog fills the air around you. The fog swirls and thickens, until it seems as if you�re standing in a cloud of solid smoke. Then you point your finger at the foe that has been plaguing you, and let loose with a bolt of crackling force. The energy leaps from your fingertip to strike the creature, and a jolt of lightning seems to flash inside its body. It freezes in place, every muscle locked up tight, then collapses to the ground.

God do I want to see Rock try to sell this

# ¿ May 18, 2021 20:02

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Oh my gosh this is delightful, give that computer a biscuit

E:
Power Word: Snacks

# ¿ May 19, 2021 00:10

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Chase Derringer posted:

C: The Poopsmith
B: The Poopsmith is the ultimate sanitation engineer. He’s a master of his craft and his poop is some of the best around. He’s also a little bit crazy, but that’s not your problem. You just need to get this poop to the King so he can be a little bit less crazy.

I'm a little astonished that the Brothers Chaps didn't write this.

# ¿ May 19, 2021 06:21

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Not nearly as exciting but I asked GPT-2 to make a list of bands and it was kind enough to add a little note for each!
Lots of Canadian representation. Strictly Canadian in some cases.

Nice to see it's cancon compliant

# ¿ May 26, 2021 19:08