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I wanted to see if I could get AI Dungeon to make up TV shows, and was not disappointed:quote:You are in an empty room with a single television screen. In your hand is a button, and each time you press the button a random image appears. The first image is a red banana being eating by a horse. You press the button again.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 22:35 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 07:12 |
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Celebrity poo poo Talk generated a near perfect rendition of Roseanne Barr:quote:Today's guests are David Bowie and Marilyn Manson!" The screen changes over to a more professional looking show with a stadium audience, a large screen in front and two leather chairs with celebrities in them. David Bowie is on the left, looking quite tiny despite his height with his long blond hair combed over and even longer sideburns. To his right sits Marilyn Manson, who has disheveled black hair and equally dark eye makeup under his eyes. Beside him is a large, redhaired woman who looks to be in her late thirties or early forties. The audience is loudly cheering as the camera zooms in on Manson. Brown Moses has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Dec 8, 2021 |
# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 23:48 |
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EVIL Gibson posted:if you have the account I think putting "in the style of Junji Ito" will give the crab people a flavor I've been trying that out on DALL-E Mini https://twitter.com/ThomasClaburn/status/1534917607786041344?t=w4L8X5LIdPRxraS3d3Fyow&s=19 https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1534913001555472388?t=UZL0gNU5gpohpt36HkxXFA&s=19 https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1534915714947207168?t=-Cvu8rg-VljGmAXqQ9-kgg&s=19 https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1534831975093133312?t=-B9nnynAwEeBOOgHjpNgkg&s=19
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 18:26 |
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I did a thread comparing Midjourney v4 images to v5 images of the same prompt, the difference is really impressive: https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1636129680922226695 https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1636134229644853248
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 00:05 |
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You can use ChatGPT 4 to have Sitcom characters address the problematic behaviour of their creators: https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1637557207582531584 Title: "The Community Comes Clean" INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY The study group is sitting around the table, drinking coffee and chatting. JEFF (Taking a sip of his coffee) Did you guys see that tweet from Megan Ganz last night? BRITTA Oh, you mean about how Dan Harmon harassed her? Yeah, I saw it. It's so disgusting. ANNIE Who's Dan Harmon? ABED He's the creator of our show. The show that's actually a show within a show, which is a commentary on the nature of television and reality. TROY (Putting down his coffee) Wait, so the guy who created us harassed someone? That's messed up. SHIRLEY (Sympathetically) Poor Megan. I can't imagine what she must've gone through. PIERCE (Smirking) I don't see what the big deal is. People in show business do that kind of stuff all the time. JEFF (Annoyed) That's not an excuse, Pierce. What he did was wrong. BRITTA (Frustrated) You know what? We should do something about this. We can't just let this slide. ABED(Thoughtful) Maybe we could create an episode that addresses the issue and helps bring awareness to workplace harassment. TROY Yeah, and we could have a wacky subplot to keep it from getting too dark. SHIRLEY (Smiling) I can bake some "Sorry, Megan" cookies for the crew. JEFF (Firmly) Alright, it's settled. We'll create an episode that tackles this issue head-on, while also providing some wacky humor. Let's do it for Megan. INT. DEAN'S OFFICE - DAY The study group bursts into the Dean's office, catching him off-guard. DEAN (Surprised) Oh! Hello, Greendale Seven! What brings you here today? BRITTA We want to create a special episode of our show to address the recent news about Dan Harmon harassing Megan Ganz. DEAN (Concerned) Oh, I heard about that. It's a delicate subject. Are you sure you can handle it? ANNIE (Confidently) We can, Dean. We want to help people learn from this and prevent it from happening again. DEAN Well, you have my full support. Anything you need, just let me know. INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY The study group is brainstorming ideas for the episode. ABED (Excited) Okay, so the main storyline can focus on us discovering the harassment and then trying to find a way to make things right. For the wacky subplot, we can have Chang accidentally start an animal therapy program on campus. TROY (Laughing) Yeah, and he can have a bunch of exotic animals like llamas and kangaroos! SHIRLEY I like that idea. It's funny and heartwarming at the same time. JEFF (Grinning) Alright, team. Let's get to work on this episode. INT. CAMPUS - DAY A montage begins of the study group planning and executing their special episode. They are writing the script, casting guest stars, and setting up the animal therapy program with Chang. INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY The study group, exhausted but proud, finishes the final draft of their script. ANNIE (Exhilarated) We did it, guys! We created an episode that not only addresses a serious issue but also has some wacky humor to keep it light. BRITTA I'm really proud of us. This could make a difference. JEFF (Grateful) We couldn't have done it without each other. Now let's get this episode made. INT. CAMPUS - DAY The study group watches as their episode is filmed, with Chang running around, managing the animal therapy program, and everyone else confronting the harassment issue. INT. DEAN'S OFFICE - DAY The study group is in the Dean's office, watching the final cut of the episode. DEAN (Tearing up) That was truly fantastic, everyone. You've touched on a difficult topic and managed to make it educational and entertaining. SHIRLEY (Grinning) And don't forget the "Sorry, Megan" cookies for the crew. Everyone laughs. JEFF (Reflecting) I think we've done Megan proud. And maybe, just maybe, we've helped create a better environment for everyone in this industry. ABED (Smiling) It's just like in the movies. We came together as a community and made a difference. The study group exchanges smiles and nods, knowing they've accomplished something meaningful. FADE OUT. THE END
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 22:00 |
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Title: "Captain's Log Jam" Act One Int. Bridge - Day Captain Picard is in his ready room, looking visibly uncomfortable. He clutches his stomach and winces, then addresses the computer. PICARD Computer, how long until the Enterprise reaches Starbase 23? COMPUTER Approximately 3 hours, 27 minutes. Picard sighs, knowing he can't wait that long. He exits the ready room and makes his way to the turbolift. PICARD (whispering to himself) I just need to make it to Deck 7. As Picard enters the turbolift, Riker approaches. RIKER Captain, we've just received a distress call from a nearby Federation vessel. They're experiencing a warp core malfunction and are requesting immediate assistance. Picard tries to hide his discomfort. PICARD Very well. Set a course, and keep me informed. RIKER Aye, sir. Picard continues to Deck 7 and finds the nearest restroom, but just as he's about to enter, Dr. Crusher appears. CRUSHER Captain, I've just received word of a potential outbreak of the Telurian flu on the ship. I need you to order a ship-wide quarantine and assist me in coordinating treatment efforts. Picard, now sweating and even more uncomfortable, nods and tries to conceal his urgency. PICARD Understood, Doctor. I'll meet you in sickbay shortly. Crusher walks away, and Picard quickly enters the restroom. However, within moments, his communicator chirps. WORF (V.O. over communicator) Captain, we are receiving a priority one message from Starfleet Command. Picard clenches his fists in frustration but knows he can't ignore the message. PICARD (through gritted teeth) Very well, Mr. Worf. I'll be on the bridge shortly. Picard exits the restroom and heads back to the bridge, his discomfort growing by the minute. Act Two Int. Bridge - Day Picard, now clearly struggling, receives the message from Starfleet Command. Admiral Nechayev appears on the viewscreen. NECHAYEV Captain, we've just received intelligence that the Romulans are attempting to disrupt the peace talks on Betazed. The Enterprise is the closest ship – I need you to proceed there immediately and ensure the talks continue. Picard, trying his best to maintain composure, nods. PICARD Understood, Admiral. We'll set course for Betazed immediately. NECHAYEV Thank you, Captain. Nechayev out. The viewscreen goes dark, and Picard orders the course change. He then turns to Riker. PICARD (whispering) Number One, I need you to handle the situation with the Federation vessel. I trust you can manage without me? RIKER Of course, Captain. Picard nods and heads back to the turbolift, praying for a moment of respite. Once again, he makes his way to the restroom on Deck 7, but before he can enter, Geordi appears, looking concerned. GEORDI Captain, we've detected a sudden power drain in the ship's systems. It could be indicative of sabotage. I need you in Engineering to help investigate. Picard, now on the verge of tears, nods. PICARD On my way, Mr. La Forge. Act Three Int. Engineering - Day Picard and Geordi work to identify the source of the power drain, all while Picard's discomfort reaches critical levels. Finally, they discover a faulty power relay and fix the issue. Picard sighs in relief, both at the resolution and the prospect of finally reaching a restroom. PICARD Excellent work, Mr. La Forge. I'll leave you to finish up here. As Picard heads towards the nearest restroom in Engineering, he receives an urgent call from Dr. Crusher. CRUSHER (V.O. over communicator) Captain, we've managed to isolate the cause of the Telurian flu outbreak. It's a highly contagious virus, and we need your authorization to distribute the vaccine immediately. Picard, now desperate, agrees. PICARD Proceed, Doctor. Let me know when the situation is under control. He finally enters the restroom and, at long last, finds relief. Int. Captain's Ready Room - Day Picard, now feeling much better, records a log entry. PICARD Captain's log, supplemental. The peace talks on Betazed have resumed, the Federation vessel has been saved, and the Telurian flu outbreak has been contained. I've been reminded today of the importance of delegating tasks to my capable crew, but some missions are best handled alone. He smiles to himself, knowing he's successfully navigated one of the most challenging days in his captaincy. Int. Bridge - Day Picard emerges from his ready room, looking refreshed and focused. The crew notices his improved demeanor. RIKER Captain, you're looking much better. Are you feeling all right? PICARD Yes, Number One, thank you. It seems that all pressing matters have been resolved. Now, let's continue on our course to Starbase 23. The crew nods and resumes their duties. As the Enterprise continues on its journey, Picard takes a moment to appreciate the resilience of both himself and his crew, knowing that they can overcome any challenge thrown their way. FADE OUT. THE END
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 23:01 |
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Another version I did of that did a weirdly good job of integrating Inspector Spacetime into the script: Title: Harmonic Consequence INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY The study group is gathered around the table, working on a class project. Britta is passionately arguing a point while Jeff rolls his eyes. BRITTA I’m telling you, Dan Harmon harassed Megan Ganz! It’s all over the internet! JEFF (looking smug) And we all know the internet is never wrong. BRITTA (ignoring him) I think we should boycott watching “Community” until he apologizes! ABED Actually, Dan Harmon already apologized, and Megan Ganz accepted it. BRITTA (stubborn) Well, I still think we should boycott the show! Annie raises her hand, wanting to change the subject. ANNIE Uh, guys, can we please focus on our project? We can discuss this later. TROY (to Abed) Hey, Abed, do you want to play “Inspector Spacetime vs. Constable Reggie” later? ABED (smiling) Definitely. PIERCE (grumbling) What kind of childish game is that? TROY It’s not childish, Pierce. It’s a game of wit, strategy, and obscure British television references. PIERCE Sounds stupid. ANNIE (excited) Oh, can I play too? ABED (skeptical) It’s a pretty complicated game, Annie. I don’t know if you’d enjoy it. TROY Yeah, it’s not for amateurs. Annie looks slightly offended but tries to hide it. ANNIE (faking a smile) Oh, okay. Never mind then. LATER INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY The group is still working on their project, but the focus has shifted. Jeff is smirking, Britta is angrily typing on her laptop, Abed and Troy are whispering about their game, Pierce is annoyed, and Annie is trying to focus on the project. BRITTA (suddenly triumphant) Aha! I found an article that proves Dan Harmon harassed Megan Ganz! JEFF (reluctant) Fine, let me see. Britta triumphantly shows Jeff the article, but her smile fades as he reads it. JEFF (smug) This article actually says that Harmon already apologized and Ganz accepted it. You just proved yourself wrong. Britta refuses to accept defeat. BRITTA (defiant) Well, I still think we should boycott the show! Annie sighs and tries to get everyone back on track. ANNIE Guys, please! We need to focus on our project. Can we put this aside for now? ABED (whispering to Troy) I’m going to play the “Time Key Card” to go back and save Inspector Spacetime from the Blorgons. TROY (giggling) Classic move, Abed! PIERCE (angry) Would you two stop talking about that stupid game? We’re supposed to be working on a project! Annie sees this as her chance to join in on the game. ANNIE (enthusiastic) Yeah, what’s so great about this game anyway? Maybe I should give it a try! Troy and Abed exchange a concerned look. ABED (sighs) Alright, Annie. You can try, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. INT. STUDY ROOM - LATER Abed and Troy are trying to explain the rules of their game to Annie, who is getting more and more confused. Meanwhile, Britta is still arguing her point, and Jeff is enjoying her frustration. Pierce sulks in the corner, and Shirley tries to mediate the situation. ANNIE (confused) Wait, so the “Quantum Spanner” can reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, but only if you roll a seven? TROY No, that’s only if you have the “Temporal Paradox” card. ABED You really should’ve started with the beginner’s version, Annie. Annie looks even more frustrated, but she’s determined to learn the game. ANNIE (determined) No, I can do this. Let’s keep going. BRITTA (heated) I don’t care what that article says! Dan Harmon needs to be held accountable for his actions! JEFF (teasing) Britta, you’re fighting a losing battle here. SHIRLEY (disappointed) Can’t we all just get along and work on our project? Suddenly, Abed and Troy burst into laughter, startling everyone. ABED (laughing) Annie, you just caused a paradox that wiped out the entire universe! TROY (chuckling) I told you this game wasn’t for amateurs. Annie looks embarrassed and defeated. The group realizes that they need to put their differences aside and focus on their project. JEFF Alright, let’s get back to work. We can discuss Dan Harmon, boycotts, and time-traveling games after we finish this project. The group reluctantly agrees and refocuses on their project. INT. STUDY ROOM - LATER The group finally finishes their project, looking exhausted but satisfied with their work. They begin to pack up their things. BRITTA (sighs) Fine, I guess I was wrong about the whole Dan Harmon thing. JEFF (smug) I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you. BRITTA (annoyed) I said I was wrong! Happy? JEFF (grinning) Ecstatic. ABED (to Annie) You know, maybe we can create a simpler version of the game for you. ANNIE (smiling) Thanks, Abed. I’d like that. TROY (smiling) Yeah, we’ll call it “Inspector Spacetime: Beginner’s Edition.” As the group leaves the study room, they continue to talk and laugh, showing that despite their disagreements and flaws, they always find a way to come together as friends. THE END
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 00:04 |
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This Twitter thread got me banned from Midjourney and made international news, so I might as well post it here" https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1637927681734987777 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 15:49 |
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I hope Midjourney bans him too https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1638969629409431552
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 21:26 |
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My Trump arrest thread ended up on Russian TV, apparently presented as the real thing
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 19:48 |
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What was the prompt used on this one? Usually my lyrics don't really tell a story like that.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 18:33 |
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This one I call "Welcome to the Something Awful Forums" https://files.catbox.moe/24tf2h.mp4 This Goon Swarm themed one came out really well https://files.catbox.moe/311et2.mp4
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 21:44 |
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If you like weird, experimental music of certain genres with lots of sound filters and effects then this is a free music generator. https://files.catbox.moe/i5o6yf.mp4
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 22:02 |
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I tried something similar on Amazon UK and got a French language calendar of baboon erections, which apparently there's a market for.
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 07:12 |
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Sadly it appears Amazon removed all the items overnight, so no monthly baboon dongs for anyone anymore.
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