Smythe posted:

plwase cut off my dick and spit on me, call me racial slurs, castrate me and lock me in a cage to die, and laugh at me as i become emaciated like my family who died in the holocaust lol. rip out my hair with tweezers and slowly insert wasps into my stomach by cutting a hole in it and putting a long tube that goes into their nest. Donald. Trump.

C-Euro posted:

One of my best friends in grad school was a Jewish girl and one night we were out drinking and she bragged to me about never having seen an uncircumcised cock in person. Anyway that's my circumcision story.

E: Also I thought being circumsized was supposed to make sex feel better not worse due to the increased sensitivity, what the hell

Mariana Horchata posted:

only one way to find out...

C-Euro posted:

Well I can't grow that poo poo back so...

C-Euro posted:

E: Also I thought being circumsized was supposed to make sex feel better not worse due to the increased sensitivity, what the hell

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

lol dude of course an uncut cock feels better in your rear end, duh

C-Euro posted:

Well I can't grow that poo poo back so...

Smythe posted:

plwase cut off my dick and spit on me, call me racial slurs, castrate me and lock me in a cage to die, and laugh at me as i become emaciated like my family who died in the holocaust lol. rip out my hair with tweezers and slowly insert wasps into my stomach by cutting a hole in it and putting a long tube that goes into their nest.

Jose posted:

an apprentice at work was too enthusiastic loving his gf and tore his frenulum and at 18 was waiting on having a circumcision lol

Jose posted:

an apprentice at work was too enthusiastic loving his gf and tore his frenulum and at 18 was waiting on having a circumcision lol

Calibanibal posted:

i swoop in, wearing a cloak of stitched foreskins. the circumcision defender has logged on

the bitcoin of weed posted:

this probably depends entirety on where you live

is there anywhere besides the US that circumcision is super common? all the (4) american girls ive asked about this think uncut dicks are gross

Jose posted:

an apprentice at work was too enthusiastic loving his gf and tore his frenulum and at 18 was waiting on having a circumcision lol

Mariana Horchata posted:

the rear end: free of gender, full of splendor

Aliquid posted:

christ in heaven lil bottles of lube should be just as available as barrels of free condoms at university quads

quote:

To Poole's delight, Mistress McAuley's Ident conveyed the information that she was currently between lovers, and he wasted no further time in contacting her. Within twenty-four hours he was pillion-riding, with his arms enjoyably around her waist....

The next morning, shaken and mortified, he contacted Professor Anderson.

"Everything was going splendidly," he lamented, "when she suddenly became hysterical and pushed me away. I was afraid I'd hurt her somehow.

"Then she called the roomlight - we'd been in the darkness - and jumped out of bed. I guess I was just staring like a fool . . ." He laughed ruefully. "She was certainly worth staring at."

"I'm sure of it. Go on."

"After a few minutes she relaxed and said - I'll never be able to forget -

Anderson waited patiently for Poole to compose himself.

"She said: 'I'm really sorry, Frank. We could have had a good time. But I didn't know that you had been mutilated.'"

The professor looked baffled, but only for a moment.

"Oh I understand. I'm sorry too, Frank perhaps I should have warned you. In my thirty years of practice, I've only seen a half a dozen cases, all for valid medical reasons, which certainly didn't apply to you . . . Circumcision made a lot of sense in primitive times and even in your century, as a defense against some unpleasant, even fatal, diseases in backward countries with poor hygiene. But otherwise there was absolutely no excuse for it and several arguments against it, as you've just discovered.

"I checked the records after I'd examined you the first time, and found out that by mid-Twenty-first Century there had been so many malpractice suits that the American Medical Association had been forced to ban it. The arguments among contemporary doctors are very entertaining.

"I'm sure they are," said Poole morosely.

"In some countries it continued for another century: then some unknown genius coined a slogan - please excuse the vulgarity 'God designed us: Circumcision is blasphemy.' That more or less ended the practice. But if you want, it would be easy to arrange a transplant. You wouldn't be making medical history, by any means."

"I don't think it would work. Afraid I'd start laughing every time."

"That's the spirit you're already getting over it."

Somewhat to his surprise, Poole realized that Anderson's prognosis was correct. He even found himself already laughing.

"Now what, Frank?"

"Aurora's 'Society for Creative Anachronism.' I'd hoped it would improve my chances. Just my luck to have found one anachronism she doesn't appreciate."

Nevvy Z posted:

Mariana Horchata posted:

take the 30 day rear end only challenge

cumshitter posted:

i want to be a foreskin pirate, sailinga round on a ship with sails made from the foreskins of those who i have forcibly circumciszed

Calibanibal posted:

i swoop in, wearing a cloak of stitched foreskins. the circumcision defender has logged on

General Dog posted:

MY PENIS

General Dog posted:

MY PENIS