NFL N/V Week 16: My son is also Bang-Bang Play

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DaFrugalGamer: Aug 6, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

The Seahawks lost the Rams, get your digs in now because the only hole you're going to get is your own hole, you are digging for yourself. The Seahawks are getting healthy just in time for the playoffs and if you aren't scared , then be ready for Halloween in January. And the costumes are Blue and Greeb.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:47

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Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

im glad the steelers lost

# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bill Dungsroman posted:

N: Jimmy G

V: Bitch

# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:49

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

DaFrugalGamer posted:

The Seahawks lost the Rams, get your digs in now because the only hole you're going to get is your own hole, you are digging for yourself. The Seahawks are getting healthy just in time for the playoffs and if you aren't scared , then be ready for Halloween in January. And the costumes are Blue and Greeb.

Do you really need to be healthy to watch the playoffs from your couch? I'm not sure why that would matter.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:50

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Steelers signed Stevan Ridley and put James Conner on IR.

You know, for all those snaps Bell doesn't play.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:51

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

http://www.espn.com/blog/baltimore-ravens/post/_/id/41692/a-virtual-lock-ravens-chances-of-reaching-playoffs-up-to-91-8-percent

Today I learned Kawalimus writes for espn.com

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:09

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Kalli posted:

Steelers signed Stevan Ridley and put James Conner on IR.

You know, for all those snaps Bell doesn't play.

Our deep cover sleeper agent is going to fumble the ball at a crucial moment in the AFCCG to guarantee a Patriots win.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:16

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

I do not enjoy Patriots fans, but I definitely prefer them over the chatter of Seahawks("best team ever! dear leader said so!") and Vikings fans("I've got a forty year chip on my shoulder so even winning makes me post angrily"), this season

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:35

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

ulmont posted:

Anybody got a video of those 2 Bucs missing Matt Ryan and going helmet to helmet on each other instead?

No, but one of them (Glanton) somehow broke his leg on the play.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:35

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Drunk Nerds posted:

I do not enjoy Patriots fans, but I definitely prefer them over the chatter of Seahawks("best team ever! dear leader said so!") and Vikings fans("I've got a forty year chip on my shoulder so even winning makes me post angrily"), this season

i think you're looking a bit too deep into posts about football

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:42

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

wandler20 posted:

No, but one of them (Glanton) somehow broke his leg on the play.

Thank you, that let me find the video. I didn't realize there was a leg break there.
https://deadspin.com/bucs-lb-adarius-glanton-carted-off-after-gross-leg-brea-1821412751

# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:50

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Sour Diesel posted:

i think you're looking a bit too deep into posts about football

I'm always looking too deeply for things to get angry about

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:01

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm always looking too deeply for things to get angry about

that's fair

i can respect that

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:02

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wrong thread

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:04

DaFrugalGamer: Aug 6, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

I do not enjoy Patriots fans, but I definitely prefer them over the chatter of Seahawks("best team ever! dear leader said so!") and Vikings fans("I've got a forty year chip on my shoulder so even winning makes me post angrily"), this season

Heh, you little worm. If the Seahawks dynasty gets any larger we are going to start posting in Chinese. Check out some history books and you will understand what I am talking about.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:05

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/packers/status/943224437255655427

:rip:

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:05

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

"Flacco has been warming up the past few weeks. In the past three games, he has thrown for the seventh-most passing yards (826) in the NFL in that span, producing five touchdowns and one interception." Yall sleeping on January Joe.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:08

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/packers/status/943224437255655427

something something kaepernick

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:09

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

I�m a little bummed the Vikings won�t be able to beat Aaron Rodgers this year but am relieved because the 40 year chip on my shoulder tells me they would have lost anyway.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:09

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

DaFrugalGamer posted:

The Seahawks lost the Rams, get your digs in now because the only hole you're going to get is your own hole, you are digging for yourself. The Seahawks are getting healthy just in time for the playoffs and if you aren't scared , then be ready for Halloween in January. And the costumes are Blue and Greeb.

If by "healthy" you mean "Avril, Sherman, Chancellor still done for the season and Wagner playing at, maybe, 80% on a team that relies heavily on its defense until the offense decides to get a first down" then yeah, "healthy" is what I'd call it.
I've got Zeke at 125+ yard this week. Dak 90+.
RW gets sacked at least 5 times. 2 ints, one while throwing under pressure, the other by trying to force it downfield.
Whichever HB they have starting gets a groin injury. Wagner exacerbates his injury. Rawls comes in and fumbles.
Defense is so angry about turning to poo poo that they start a fight or play more dirty than usual and one player gets ejected.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:10

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Don't encourage him.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:11

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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piss tape israel posted:

something something kaepernick

GB is eliminated. No point now.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:13

DaFrugalGamer: Aug 6, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Don't encourage him.

Sorry I'll try my best to ignore him in the future

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:14

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Mr. Nice! posted:

You don't understand what subjective means in this context. There isn't a subjective nature to the current rule. If you go to the ground in the process of catching you must maintain possession throughout.

Also you feel that it's only caused problems because you don't notice all the situations where any of the proposed rules or the old rules would have problems.

Like every game there are catches that are clearly ruled as not catches by the standard that go without any fanfare that would become ambiguous and game changing.

You are incorrect, as the rule is inconsistently applied. CF: The Patriots victory sealing TD vs the Texans this very season.

Everything said after is dismissable due to the false premise.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:14

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Belichick asked about the catch rule:

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:15

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Don't encourage him.

But it's so fun. What else am I supposed to do? Bitch about the Pats or discuss what a catch is?

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:16

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

mods pls rename to bang-bang play

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:18

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Seahawks are some sore losing baby back bitches, rest of the NFC West c/d?

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:18

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Kalli posted:

Belichick asked about the catch rule:

All that needs to be said about this topic.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Randaconda posted:

Seahawks are some sore losing baby back bitches, rest of the NFC West c/d?

Don't lump all of us in with that fucknut you keep engaging with for some dumb reason.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:21

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

GaussianCopula posted:

All that needs to be said about this topic.

Mods please change my name to "Bang-Bang Play"

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

All fans are whatever the worst fan on the forums is. :colbert:

Patriots fans are all literal Nazis from Germany who jumped on the bandwagon in 2007
Seahawks fans are whatever a Lord Waffle Beard is

etc., etc.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:27

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

hawks fans are definitely more benny than lwb

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:28

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

All fans are whatever the worst fan on the forums is.

Patriots fans are all literal Nazis from Germany who jumped on the bandwagon in 2007
Seahawks fans are whatever a Lord Waffle Beard is

etc., etc.

All Redskins fans are rapists.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:28

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Apparently Kaep and P. Diddy are interested in buying the Panthers

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:30

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

DariusLikewise posted:

Mods please change my name to "Bang-Bang Play"

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

mods pls rename to bang-bang play

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:31

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kalli posted:

Belichick asked about the catch rule:

I like how this slowly devolved into rapid fire cliches.

It reads like an onion article.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:34

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

piss tape israel posted:

Apparently Kaep and P. Diddy are interested in buying the Panthers

It'll never happen, but I can only imagine the outrage that would come from so many people. I don't think I'd ever want for salt again.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:40

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Kalli posted:

Belichick asked about the catch rule:

so philosophically you can have a philosophy where the philosophy of the league has been to philosophically rule incompletions

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:41

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Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

whypick1 posted:

Don't lump all of us in with that fucknut you keep engaging with for some dumb reason.

Seriously, this poo poo is getting real old, y'all keep falling for the dumbest loving trolls and then calling the rest of us super homers and/or bandwagoners

# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:43

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