NFL N/V Week 16: My son is also Bang-Bang Play

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Alaois posted:

you're loving dumb as hell

I wanna visit his food truck irl

I was in Vegas over the weekend and thought about betting on the Jags to win it all but I cheaped out :saddowns:

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

little munchkin posted:

as a patriots fan i still think the catch rule is dumb, but the steelers lost any sympathy when afterwards they decided to hurriedly run a play with 10 seconds and no timeouts then throw the ball into a guy surrounded by five defenders

Yeah, not sure why they didn't just spike the ball to stop the clock, take the three points and send it to overtime.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 18:38

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/packers/status/943224437255655427

something something kaepernick

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 22:09

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Apparently Kaep and P. Diddy are interested in buying the Panthers

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 22:30

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Serves you traitors right for leaving SD.

Ross is to blame for the Chargers moving out of San Diego because...?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 00:55

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Three pro bowlers for the Broncos (Harris, Miller, Talib)

FizFashizzle posted:

If you were wondering about his wife, Julius Peppers is doing alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73rJynTnE6E

dat booty

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 04:43

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Hot Diggity! posted:

But I was aware of this: it's a dude pissing in his own mouth https://deadspin.com/rugby-team-cuts-player-for-photo-of-him-pissing-into-hi-1597604524

but why

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 05:25

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I mean, if Marc Trestman can succeed...

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 17:04

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Barstool is also run by garbage chads

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 19:37

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

What the goddamn hell
https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/943564874876989440

The Jimmy G Effect

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 20:37

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

kiimo posted:

http://www.12up.com/posts/5925066-raiders-cb-sean-smith-could-face-serious-jail-time-for-disturbing-assault-charges?a_aid=40734

Sean Smith pulled a Tony Soprano and curb stomped some dude.

jfc

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 23:31

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

GaussianCopula posted:

Deep down you all want to root for the Patriots.

It's the evil you know and have become accustomed to (and which will not go away anyway) - do you really need new bandwagon fans of some upstart team like it happened with the Seahawks or Broncos?

And here is an early Christmas gift, BB dissecting a few plays from the Patriots win over the Steelers

http://www.patriots.com/video/2017/12/20/belichick-breakdown-top-plays-against-steelers

The best part is at the end when he looks at the "fake spike" and explains why all the Patriots knew that it's a fake (Ben signaled a play), which somehow all the Steelers missed.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 15:36

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Barry Word

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 16:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Samkon Gado

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 16:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Sanjay Beach

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 17:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

God Shamgod

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 17:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

James Hellwig

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 17:23

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Billy Joe Tolliver

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 18:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Eric the Mauve posted:

They kinda sorta were though. Pretty much every NFL covering media person on earth was really really eager to crown Peyton Manning's rear end during those years

Not in 2004

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 20:18

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

kiimo posted:

Why aren't people mad that Rivers made the probowl over Alex

Because Rivers is better, even though he plays like dogshit against the Chiefs for some reason

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 21:03

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

N: Charles Robinson of Yahoo! Sports thinks Case Keenum will command anywhere between $16M-18M per year during free agency next offseason

V: I know Keenum has been playing very well but that seems like a huge gamble

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 21:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

*Peyton yokozunas a pizza in the middle of a board meeting* OMAHA!

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 23:20

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Adun posted:

So help me god I will lose my remaining faith in mankind if Rich Eisen or Kurt Warner are pervy assholes

Much like a lot of perverts, Warner is very religious. It makes you think

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 02:49

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

It's all Rahim Moore's fault

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 16:27

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Brock for Flacco

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 17:59

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

lol if the patriots fall apart because of the quack doctor

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