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No Butt Stuff posted:It's week 16, Trump is president, the Patriots are in first place, and Roger Goodell has a new contract. Insert "We STILL don't know what a catch is!!!211! kvetching in there someplace too. Then again the alternative was the Steelers at #1 and the NFL glorifying an "alleged" rapist even more on every media platform in TYOOL 2017 so uh yeah.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 15:21 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:27 |
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evilweasel posted:why would we hate hearing that? it owns. you guys lost in pretty much several of the most infuriating ways possible, at once. you lost to a last minute brady nonsense in a game you dominated AND to an obnoxious rule AND to your quarterback throwing to the entire patriots secondary at once leading to a game-sealing interception on a game you had going to overtime at a bare minimum locked down. I like this take.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 18:24 |
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All fans are whatever the worst fan on the forums is. Patriots fans are all literal Nazis from Germany who jumped on the bandwagon in 2007 Seahawks fans are whatever a Lord Waffle Beard is etc., etc.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 22:27 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Remember when the Pats were plucky umderdogs Being the plucky underdog is bullshit.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 18:16 |
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Codependent Poster posted:Looks like Bill traded the wrong QBs this year. Yeah, starting the probable league MVP is a real hardship. But in all seriousness, I"m pretty sure the plan is everybody is gonna just quit when Brady retires, and then Gillette Stadium is going to implode and sink into the Earth's core. Over the smoking ruin they'll say you can hear the ghost of Victor Kiam, floating around in circles whispering Disposable razors are for cocksuckers
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 22:53 |
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I can believe that, in the ocean of new age magic crystal loving bullshit Guerrero pushes, there is something worthwhile. Probably something superbly mundane you don't need to be a huckster cocksucker to suggest, like "Stretch and massage body parts you don't want to tear when you become an old gently caress. No, I mean do A LOT of that poo poo, not just the loving around everyone does before practice." But mostly Brady is just a Favrian genetic mutant, only he chugs
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 19:39 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Couldn't he just do leg presses if they're so freaked out over his back? <-- Serious answer is that leg presses aren't nearly as good as squats.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 19:41 |
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Shinjobi posted:Run trick plays on the Cowboys, is what I'm learning today. Not even that, just do anything remotely unexpected and he can't cope. Also if he loses a single good player the team shits itself for several games at least. Smith got hurt and they gave up 12 sacks in 2 games because a) they have no depth and b) they left their scrub backup on an island as if he waa as good aa Smith.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 15:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:27 |
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The more you piss and moan, the more the insufferable Pats fans win, you know.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 16:56 |