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It's officially starting now, it's time for me to do what the cowards in the liberal media never will. Happy Holidays
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"I'm declaring war on Christmas" says the idiot liberal, not realizing that other idiot liberals did that immediately after Jesus was born.
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Dec 23, 2017 22:17
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it's time for a Festivus for the rest of us and I won't stop until this revolution claims all corners of the Christmas vanguard
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Dec 23, 2017 22:18
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freckle posted:"I'm declaring war on Christmas" says the idiot liberal, not realizing that other idiot liberals did that immediately after Jesus was born. afaik we've never had an official declaration of war, i'm just getting the formalities out of the way so the purge can begin
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Dec 23, 2017 22:18
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Thank you Prosident Turmp for Making Christmabs Great Again
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Dec 23, 2017 22:19
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jesus was a communist we should be celebrating christmas as good bernie-supporting liberals
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jesus would have supported guillotining the rich and redistribution of wealth and resources to all the poor
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whats important about Christ isnt that he was born, its that He died easter is the only real christian holiday
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freckle posted:"I'm declaring war on Christmas" says the idiot liberal, not realizing that other idiot liberals did that immediately after Jesus was born. Typical libs punching left at true reformers
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Dec 23, 2017 22:22
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Drinking eggnog, aka daddy's cummies, to trigger the libs
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The Republican Party and their strong family values cannot stop my crusade against Christmas
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StashAugustine posted:Typical libs punching left at true reformers liberals loved the fascist romans more than the socialist jesus.
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Calibanibal posted:whats important about Christ isnt that he was born, its that He died that bunny is next on my list, not a single Christian shall remain not even the incredible integrity of Roy Moore can stop me
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Dec 23, 2017 22:30
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LegoPirateNinja posted:i like christmas 
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Dec 23, 2017 22:40
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Can we please put the GOD back in EGGNOG?
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i've fought the war on christmas for the past decade, up until i lost my leg in a chimney *shifts uncomfortably* but the thing they never tell you, is that even after you're done fighting...the war never really ends *looks off into the distance with a thousand yard stare, hears a faint sound of jingling bells*
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In kimmy Schmidt voice They say there’s a war on Christmas, Well sir, put me on the front lines!
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The Nastier Nate posted:In kimmy Schmidt voice INVINCIBLE! He's alive, dammit! It's a miracle, but Jesus is strong as hell!
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youre a madman!
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I'm currently serving in the 101st Ebenezer Brigade and we are pinned down outside the Walmart. Tell my wife I lo
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Rand alPaul posted:I'm currently serving in the 101st Ebenezer Brigade and we are pinned down outside the Walmart. Tell my wife I lo drat it not the ebenezers, and now the 74th grinch platoon is gone too, it's a fuckin meatgrinder out here
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Yinlock posted:drat it not the ebenezers, and now the 74th grinch platoon is gone too, it's a fuckin meatgrinder out here Hold the line, comrade.
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Dec 24, 2017 05:53
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anti christmas guerrilla fighter, setting fire to tree farms and hijacking egg nog tankers
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sieze the means of production (the elves) and mass transit (reindeer)
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jeff sessions is clear proof that the elves are reactionary scum and must be purged when the Dictatorship of the Raindeertarliate is established
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Hold the line, comrade. we've managed to stall them by putting up a happy holidays sign and they all turned their wheelchairs around to go complain at city hall, but who knows how long this peace will last
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Dec 24, 2017 06:59
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dearest elizabeth war has come to the dollar store
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Dec 24, 2017 07:02
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The War on Christmas is a costly boondoggle and trillion dollar handout to Big Kwanzaa. Wake Up Sheeple
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We have Ian Ziering and we will not let him go until you take the Hallmark Channel off the air.
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Evangelicals didn't celebrate Christmas until a little over a century ago but now demand control over it just like everything else in our lives because they're garbage people.
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Spending Christmas at home with my loving family, sharing stories and drinking cocoa to own the Libs.
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the worst part of xmas is feeling obligated to spend time with family and pretend to be happy when they give you poo poo you dont want
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i'm glad obama found santa and killed him in pakistan
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Splatmaster posted:INVINCIBLE! He's alive, dammit! It's a miracle, but Jesus is strong as hell!
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