The Yule Log - Festive Football Speculation (a transfer thread)

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Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Boro got mo besic on loan from Everton. Any good?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 14:21

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:26

Lenin Riefenstahl: Sep 18, 2003; That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

mo besic, mo problems

# ? Feb 1, 2018 14:32

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

vivisectvnv posted:

he has had back to 20+ goal seasons and will probably get close to a third this season what are you talking about

the most skilled center forward russia has had since, jeez i don't know, pavlyuchenko for that 07-09 blip

aie, must of been counting the europa league contributions, but anytime you get over 15 a season in the RPL, is honestly a very good season in a league where everyone but the moscow clubs and zenit/krasnodar park the bus

yeah he�s been bafflingly good for krasnodar but you must have a short memory if you don�t remember when he was in the Russian national team despite only having scored about 3 career goals

# ? Feb 1, 2018 14:42

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Arsenal missed a trick

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# ? Feb 1, 2018 15:09

vivisectvnv: Aug 5, 2003

RideTheSpiral posted:

yeah he�s been bafflingly good for krasnodar but you must have a short memory if you don�t remember when he was in the Russian national team despite only having scored about 3 career goals

i think his first permanent place in the national team was after that 1st good season with Krasnodar, during the run-up to and the 2016 Euros

all i'm saying is it's not patently ridiculous for West Ham to have pursued him and just as stupid for them to have put in an insanely low bid for him considering the market

# ? Feb 1, 2018 17:50

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Bape Culture posted:

Boro got mo besic on loan from Everton. Any good?

Completely forgot about him. I recall him looking solid for Everton when he first arrived.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:08

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Van der Wiel signed for a MLS club for 220k. He was at PSG not long ago, wtf happened

# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:39

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Van der Wiel signed for a MLS club for 220k. He was at PSG not long ago, wtf happened

turns out he was actually really bad once he left Ajax.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:55

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

This was a transfer window lacking in ridiculous drama and nonsense, but luckily some has apparently been found.

https://nos.nl/artikel/2214824-hoe-linksback-agbenyenu-psv-in-de-kou-liet-staan.html

This article written in moon language apparently says that PSV thought they had signed Lunor Agbenyenu. They had a camera crew at the stadium and an unveiling ceremony ready to go and everything, but he apparently just didn�t show. Instead he flew to Lisbon and signed for Sporting.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 19:26

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

Better than getting Berbatov'd, I guess

# ? Feb 1, 2018 19:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Karen brady wrote an article for the sun last year that leicester owners took offense to so when they enquired about slimani were told there was no chance.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/feb/01/west-ham-suspend-tony-henry-racism-claim-sign-african-players

Karen Brady posted:

A fellow Premier League director reports that last night he bumped into the Leicester chairman at London�s most expensive wine shop, The Leicester owner told him they�d sacked Claudio Ranieri.

He then casually settled his bill for wine and champagne. Since the sum was close to �500,000 I guess the compensation to his old manager is pocket change. At least the owner can drown his sorrows in style!

# ? Feb 2, 2018 10:23

Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Karen Brady will be forever hoisted by her own petard as long as her column exists.

# ? Feb 2, 2018 10:33

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

She�s a daft cow and I hope she goes to prison

# ? Feb 2, 2018 10:59

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Bape Culture posted:

She�s a daft cow and I hope she goes to prison

i want to shag her imo

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:08

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

RideTheSpiral posted:

i want to shag her imo

If Kurt Russell is your thing sure

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:11

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Ninpo posted:

If Kurt Russell is your thing sure

please don�t kink shame

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:21

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Ninpo posted:

If Kurt Russell is your thing sure

Lmao

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:27

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Ninpo posted:

If Kurt Russell is your thing sure

why wouldn't you want to bang kurt russell, he's been in great films!

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:28

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

Captain Ron, the sexy~~~

# ? Feb 2, 2018 11:33

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hadji murad posted:

Captain Ron, the sexy~~~

Snake Plissken fucks!

# ? Feb 2, 2018 13:02

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

fat gay nonce posted:

why wouldn't you want to bang kurt russell, he's been in great films!

Brady was great in Tango and Cash

# ? Feb 2, 2018 13:30

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Ninpo posted:

Brady was great in Tango and Cash

Fuckin hell thats uncanny

# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:03

Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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I want to shag her and I hate her, this isn�t the first time this has happened to me.

# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:27

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Ninpo posted:

Brady was great in Tango and Cash

Lmao

# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:36

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

Brady was great in Tango and Cash

AHahahaha

# ? Feb 2, 2018 17:02

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Also

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# ? Feb 2, 2018 17:06

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Ninpo posted:

Brady was great in Tango and Cash

lmao i honestly can�t tell if her face is shopped in there

# ? Feb 2, 2018 17:26

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She's glaring at a sales guy whose CV says he always gives 115% and that he sold the most toasters in Europe in 2013

# ? Feb 2, 2018 17:41

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

fat gay nonce posted:

She's glaring at a sales guy whose CV says he always gives 115% and that he sold the most toasters in Europe in 2013

I'm the article written to seem like she's scoffing at the ostentatiousness of her fellow Club Owners enjoying expensive champagne as if she's washing down a happy meal with some Lambrini and not at all bad mouthing Robbie Brady between chews of caviar as her giant lantern jaw bumps people sat either side of her

# ? Feb 2, 2018 17:46

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:26

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

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You 	Pissflaps 	For 		Making
		
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		Really 	    Great

# ? Feb 2, 2018 19:10

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