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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Carroll to Chelsea off because of yet another injury. Classic Carroll.

what sort of loving idiot allowed Andy Carroll to train during a transfer bid?

Lock the lanky fucker in an ice tub until he signs the dotted line. If it takes longer than a week feed him with a straw. The guy breaks every time he goes to a pub and they didn't encase him in ice, christ.

Bogan Krkic posted:

https://twitter.com/talkingbaws/status/947249514523475968

https://twitter.com/robsnodgrass7/status/939214382801747968

I wouldn't want to come back if was him tbh

also it says a lot about west ham transfer policy that the only right sided player we can identify to sign is the one we already signed and spent 6 months publicly slagging off for not being good enough

the incompetence of those three is amazing, I do not understand why they still think they should have any say whatsoever in club business. They're so poo poo.

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

West Ham are mad to want him.

Sullivan might actually be the worst scout to have ever "worked" this long in football, he had the worst money spent for goal return in english history before spending £60m on shite this summer

he bitches about fans expectations being unrealistic and already having the worlds 14th highest wage bill as if it wasn't entirely down to his incredible record of awful signings. it'd be worth going down to the conference to bankrupt him but all that would happen is he'd loan more dildo money to the club at above-market interest

joe fart ffs

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Even with all the injury problems, inconsistent scoring and disciplinary issues, Andy Carroll is probably their most successful striker signing ever. And that's just tragic

32 goals in 6 years makes him west hams best striker since carlton cole

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Andre Ayew back to Swansea looks to be done according to the BBC. Which means that West Ham are actually going to be signing Jordan Hugill. Presumably as a joke

did you see the russian striker telling the owners to gently caress off and not insult his club with lovely bids? summed it up

also lmao that they made their main target a russian striker after it becomes public that every last sportsman and footballer in Russia is on the state-run doping program and Russia is kicked out of the paralympics

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

They never intended on signing him or Dendoncker (the latter being even more infuriating as he seems to really want to come here). They did what get always do. Put in a lovely low bid/loan offer so they get to turn around and say "at least we tried" while selling the only two strikers who can actually run and buying more tacky poo poo for their sons with the money.

Their excuse for Dendoncker now is that it's too late for him to have a medical.

I'd rather have a bankrupt icelandic nutter than these two and I'd probably take Brown over them as well

they claimed the protest was unfair because people wanted them to spend money and the wage bill but the problem is really clearly them. I still can't get over how poo poo gold is at buying strikers, it shouldnt be possible.

Sakho scored against PSG on his debut lol

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
im hearing a lot of rumours about tony henry to the jobcentre just as soon as someone can stop david gold from tweeting his support

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