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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

Somebody Chinese or stupid please buy Kalinic

Someone Chinese and stupid already did?????

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Finally official. I hope he gets a lot of minutes and his legs don't explode.

https://mobile.twitter.com/s04_en/status/949000186726178816

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Wesley Sneijder is transferring to a Qatari club, presumably also to die, in his case it'll be heat stroke

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Chelsea must need some players to meet homegrown requirements or something, yeah?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Tevez scored 4 goals, made like $20m, absolutely shat on the Chinese league and players about their lack of quality in the press, missed about half of the team's games, then hosed off home to Argentina to force a transfer.

It's the ur Tevez experience.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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He does.

Theo Walcott's agent is batting his eyelashes at the Milan clubs in the press. I actually hope he does go to an Italian team, would be interesting to see how it goes.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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https://twitter.com/LFC/status/949717326651379712

there you go

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Blue Star Error posted:

"I was just saying Oblak" - Firmino, next season

heh

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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I definitely have no problem with Juve signing Can on a free, but he's apparently going to be the 3rd highest paid player after Higuain and Dybala. I don't think that makes much sense.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

Maybe Khedira will leave Juve then.

I kind of hope so, there won't be enough minutes and someone will need to go.

Jose posted:

Free transfers do that

Good point, that's how Khedira himself became one of Juve's top wages.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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EvilHawk posted:

A fully fit Lucas would be so perfect for this team it's a shame he's a broken miss of a player :(

He's remained healthy and has been really good for Lazio.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Sandro is signing with Benevento tomorrow, as in the guy that used to be with Spurs and QPR.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Jose posted:

big fan fo these andy acrroll to chelsea rumours

Conte loves a poo poo striker in the January window. See: Borriello, Anelka, Osvaldo across his 3 years at Juve.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Chelsea also have a thing for poo poo strikers in January - Pato, Anelka, Torres, and Demba Ba.

This pairing was written in the stars

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Ninpo posted:

What happened to the other poo poo English speed merchant Everton had? (Aaron Lennon)

You didn't watch the Rooney derby last week I guess?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

I have, and he's good. In person even!

hipster spotted

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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MrBling posted:

isn't he like 35?

This is a different Lisandro Lopez to the one you're thinking of

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Ninpo posted:

United is where Dortmund's star number 10s go to die

See: Kagawa, Shinji

And Pulisic to United rumors are ramping up now too

:911: RIP the only good US player

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Now apparently Chelsea are buying Dzeko

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Vegetable posted:

Edin Dzeko's 31, are they really paying 65 million for that

Emerson is pretty good and would fetch a decent transfer fee on his own

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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let's all have a laugh and think about Nasri's "Drip Doctors" scandal

good times

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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oliwan posted:

What is the target audience for these insanely retarded videos

Me

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Mascherano is off to China

https://mobile.twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/955820041676709891

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/MotherwellFC/status/955890531912986624

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

deleted or otherwise removed - what was it?

Oh, hmm. It was a transfer announcement that mocked Man United's Alexis piano video.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Sounds like Joao Mario on loan to West Ham is done.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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blue footed boobie posted:

Aubameyang talks appear to be falling apart, according to Kicker.

He also returned to training with Dortmund today.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/JuanG_Arango/status/956905248089624578

That's almost as good as a password protected pdf file

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Real Name Grover posted:

E: OK, so it sounds like City Football Group is probably just clearing some cap space for NYCFC. He'll go out on loan soon enough.

lol that City have to carry this garbageman due to MLS rules

also why was this announced by Umbro and not City themselves :thunk:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/957317325040037888
We've talked about this in the Serie A thread, Monaco have paid a minimum of €25m for Pellegri, who is 16 years old.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Ninpo posted:

Batshuayi does well again to continue to not be picked in the league and Chelsea continue to be linked with anyone tall to get on the end of Dave's crosses.

Was Conte weird like this at previous clubs?

He was constantly bickering with Juve's front office about "not having the players he needs" to compete in Europe, despite getting a steady stream of quality players coming in. And then he quit in a huff a few weeks before the season, allegedly because Juve's ownership wouldn't overpay for Cuadrado when Fiorentina were asking for a poo poo ton of money. And then Allegri took the squad Conte left behind to the CL final that same year, and Juve got Cuadrado for peanuts from Chelsea a year later, lol.

So yeah he can be weird about the squad, and definitely is willing to go to battle against his own ownership/front office, though I can't recall him ever freezing someone out of Juve's side that had been producing when given an opportunity.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Daily Mail reporting that Chelsea are closing in on Giroud since Roma won't accept their offer for Dzeko.

In other news
https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/957793555187224576

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Deulofeu appears to be headed to Watford.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Gigi Galli posted:

I know that Milan has 0 Euros to spend or whatever but it's insane to me that Mirabelli and Fassone weren't all over this. Is it permanent or a loan?

Dry loan, apparently.

Di Marzio also just said that Emerson to Chelsea for €20m is done, and that the Dzeko deal is basically dead.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Shrapnig posted:

Wenger could just play him since he scores every loving match when he comes off the bench.

That sounds reasonable

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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official now
https://twitter.com/WatfordFC/status/958104067187904512

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://twitter.com/sjstandardsport/status/958336125722157057

love a good private plane tracking event at the end of the transfer window

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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NTRabbit posted:

I meant I don't want us to turn around and sell Giroud now. Besides, none of the rest of those things are going to happen with a day left in a January window.

https://twitter.com/mbatshuayi/status/958661824580288513

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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This was in Football Italia's live blog

quote:

If nothing else, we've got a transfer first today.

Turkish club Harunustaspor have signed 22-year-old Omer Faruk Kiroglu - for 0,0524 bitcoins.

That's €442.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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https://mobile.twitter.com/GalatasaraySK/status/958801218117226496
Lol

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