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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



FullLeatherJacket posted:

I hear we're getting Ronaldo

Both of them

Maybe you can sign a couple of the Pelés too

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Buy Nigel de Jong and have him break everyone’s legs

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

I'm glad that after telling benitez in the summer he can spend everything made in sales he didn't let this happen and is not giving any transfer funds this window either

Maybe a fiver for Colback, who is still alive

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I still don’t know what happened to him but it must be bad since Saivet is ahead of him

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The best transfer gossip is Mitrovic off to Mexico, where he would surely get murdered and/or start a riot

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



FullLeatherJacket posted:

Actual honest-to-god rumours of Championship failmen Wolverhampton Wanderers bidding £35m to take Andre Silva from Milan

You could get a whole Andy Carroll for that

I think you’ll find Andy Carroll cost £35,018,000.

That gets you only 99.95% of an Andy Carroll.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Demba Ba rattled them in for west ham and Newcastle, Chelsea just mis used him

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Football dying has demoted all trophies bar the Champions League, the World Cup, the Premier League and Liga, and the Ballon D'Or to minor trophy status I guess. Rip.

Look at this fail rear end poster forgetting about the most glorious competition, the intertoto cup.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Lmao this is great

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

He hasn't played a game in ages and the fee is wayyyy more than he's worth, nbd to be honest

He played 2 weeks ago

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Blue Star Error posted:

Malcom, its easy to remember because it rhymes with Jordom

Malcom Douglas

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Better sign Alisson, who I’m sure all of these posters have definitely seen play and know all about

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

This is a different Lisandro Lopez to the one you're thinking of

I’d like to see an ancient Lisandro Lopez the striker scoring for inter

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



rex rabidorum vires posted:

Have Arsenal actually been linked, even in passing, with anyone that could possibly be considered a midfielder?

Santi Cazorla’s rise from the grave

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



blue footed boobie posted:

Why can't we just sell Alexis outright to Man Utd, even though it's loving stupid, it's still the only club willing to pay our asking price.

Buy Auba, Malcom and tempt Leicester into selling Mahrez. Tie down Ozil who will be sporting a chubby when he knows how many assists he'll get next season.

We're selling Walcott. Coq is gone. So the money is definitely there to buy + wages and we'll be a lot stronger than we are currently.

Then we go for a EL trophy, get guaranteed CL, and look at a GK & DM in the summer.

OK, it sounds very Football Manager-y, but we have to do something or we'll be lucky to get top 10, let alone top 6 or 4.

This is pure fantasy

Auba won’t go to a club in the EL who just sold their best player

Also why would arsenal want another striker when they just paid a fuckton for lacazette and have much larger issues

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I hope Arsenal do sign Auba and a French winger and just concede all the goals

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

reports that mike ashley has spoken to benitez and been convinced that he should allow the club to actually sign some players to avoid relegation

Time is a flat circle from Jan 2013

Time to buy a bunch of cheap french players

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Carroll to Chelsea off because of yet another injury. Classic Carroll.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



May Crouch never retire

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



brocked posted:

I'm sure Mark Viduka is available

Mark Viduka on a 6 month contract would be a world beater

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dean Ashton should be recovered by now right

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Libertine posted:

They absolutely need to. They don’t have 3 good defenders on the whole roster to form a back three, they sold all their outside attacking threats, and their midfield has been a loving sieve with the 3-4-2-1.

4-4-2 like
Kolasinac / Koscielny / Mustafi / Bellerin

With some combination of Xhaka / Wilshire / Ramsey / Mkit with Ozil in the front of a diamond

and Lac / Aub up front

Will be vastly stronger than any of the hosed up lineups they’ve run this year asking Iwobi and Welbeck to provide striker service passes while the defense gets torn up.

The side will probably still be poo poo though.

Needs more code tags I’m afraid

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bea Nanner posted:

no idea how chelsea havent gotten girouds ear

Have they announced they’re the official partner of Twix yet?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle to hijack the auba move imo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dallas has the best house wives

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



A lot of those were frees too so he’s banking a fuckton in signing bonuses.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jason Sextro posted:

You mean to tell me he didn't go to Anzhi for sporting reasons?


Which will help him to pay back the 10 million Euros or so he owes Lokomotiv :lol:

He doesn’t seem very smart OP. I’m sure he’s burned though that money already and will declare bankruptcy within 2 years of retiring. Toxx this poo poo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Increase the bid by £1 every day imo. When you run out of time and the window closes complain that the January window should be abolished.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



What a weird buyback

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The danish striker to Newcastle is off

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m about to do a big time meltdown if Newcastle don’t sign anyone

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dunban posted:

Doing some big lols at people (both fans and club officials) who think it's somehow outrageous to spend a lot of money on defenders, but gladly welcome breaking their club's transfer record every year on the latest flashy Brazilian winger

Vinicius Jr to Madrid - £38m on a 16 year old

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



But what about Roque Mesa’s mustache leaving

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Didn’t he do this over the summer too

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I hope Giroud is confirmed and then Auba’s medical gets failed.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ninpo posted:

Come on it's Arsenal, he could turn up with one leg taped on with duct tape and the other looking like it's been through a combine harvester and Arsenal would still sign him.

Remember when they signed a guy with a broken back?

No spine can describe most of Arsenal’s signing tbf

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shroud posted:

Not a City fan, but the new signing is a CB and the injured player is a winger.

Otamendi's 30, so he'd not going to be around too much longer, Kompany is never going to play more than 1 game a week. It's not a bad move at all.

Good to see someone has taken up the Ledley King mantle

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



RideTheSpiral posted:

that’s a nice farewell gift for him


edit: sorry misread

Lmao

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Legit where can you get a video card at msrp

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bea Nanner posted:

arsenal cant patch the holes fast enough and it makes me sad

Newcastle don’t have holes at this point, just Rafa gently soothing a gay, dead corpse

- a dead gay corpse

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