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Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Uh, wickey wild wild
Wicky wicky wild
Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild west,
Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin' this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step , we'll flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin' the game, James West tamin' the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

Not the G.B.'s

Now who you gon' call?

J double A G

If you have a riff with, people wanna bust, break out!
Before you get bum-rushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo

We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his drat mind in the west
Loveless, kidnap a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (Can you feel me?)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where ya lip at kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin' drat good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin' to hear that
Tryin' to bring down me, the champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin', don't be startin' nothin'
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West

We going straight to (when I roll into the) the Wild Wild West (When I stroll into the)
We going straight to (when I bounce into the) the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

Yeah, can you feel it, c'mon c'mon, yeah
Keep it movin', keep it movin' ooh yeah

To any outlaw tryin' to draw, thinkin' you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin' a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys ought to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin' on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us 'cause we're in the (Wild Wild West)

Going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, c'mon

Woo, uh
(The Wild, Wild West) Ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh Dru, Dru
(The Wild, Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again
(The Wild, Wild West) Ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh
(The Wild, Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha
(The Wild, Wild West) The Wild Wild West
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh
(The Wild, Wild West) One time
(The Wild, Wild West) Uh,
(The Wild, Wild West) The wild wild west bring in the heat, bring in the Heat, what?
(Wild Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
The wild wild wicky wickidy wild wild wild wickidy wild wild
Wickidy wild wild, the wickidy wickidy wickidy wickidy (The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West)
(The Wild, Wild West) Can't stop the bum-rush,
The wild wild (The Wild, Wild West)

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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Wow, just wow. *hands you a 5*

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I fell asleep in the theater during this movie

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





No youtube of the music video? Shameful.

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Probably the best song of the 90s if we're being honest.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I read the big metal spider boss fight was originally meant for some marvel hero movie or such and was laughed down.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Gaunab posted:

Probably the best song of the 90s if we're being honest.

What about Men in Black by Will Smith?

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I had to learn the original song by Prince for my elementary school. Plus, the electric slide.

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MorgaineDax posted:

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Was just about to post this, my jam of the summer

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
In the motion picture "Wild Wild West" (Starring Will Smith) you can briefly see Will smith's junk

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Pawn 17 posted:

What about Men in Black by Will Smith?

in itself a remake of "Forget me Nots" from the 80s, so doesn't even count.

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Harald posted:

In the motion picture "Wild Wild West" (Starring Will Smith) you can briefly see Will smith's junk

I havent seen it

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Harald posted:

In the motion picture "Wild Wild West" (Starring Will Smith) you can briefly see Will smith's junk

Actually you can see Will Smith's junk the whole time while watching Wild Wild West.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


now someone post his helldump meltdown lol

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Irradiation posted:

Actually you can see Will Smith's junk the whole time while watching Wild Wild West.

I get what you're saying but there is a scene where you can see Will Smith's private parts (wiki wiki wiki)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

happyhippy posted:

I read the big metal spider boss fight was originally meant for some marvel hero movie or such and was laughed down.

Didn't the director have some sort of obsession with trying to put giant spiders in all his movies?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Can someone well versed in South Park Canon tell me if we've seen Clyde Frog recently?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Say Nothing posted:

Didn't the director have some sort of obsession with trying to put giant spiders in all his movies?

producer:
https://youtu.be/5EcBHnVCzNE
https://youtu.be/f5qQCFYl5Xo

chinese hair cave
Aug 23, 2017

by Cyrano4747
I actually liked this movie so much that I bought it on VHS.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Op, when you were thinking about "where should I I make a post about Wild Wild West", you should have taken the song's advice:

Buccaneer posted:

Not the G.B.'s

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

happyhippy posted:

I read the big metal spider boss fight was originally meant for some marvel hero movie or such and was laughed down.

It was originally meant for the Nic Cage Superman Lives movie that Tim Burton was going to direct. You can google it, Kevin Smith was a writer for it and one of the producers had a massive hard-on for a giant metal spider as the end boss fight.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Harald posted:

In the motion picture "Wild Wild West" (Starring Will Smith) you can briefly see Will smith's junk

you can also see Selma Hayek's booty

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Skypie posted:

you can also see Selma Hayek's booty

and what a booty it is

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

quote:

Well I'm packin' up my game and I'mma head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the Hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop-top find a spot to pimp
And I'mma Kid Rock it up and down ya' block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots a crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' "Chillin' the Most"
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and get tossed outta bars
Sip the Tiajuana, I want to roam
Find old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headed out west sucker because I want to be a

[Chorus]
Cowboy, baby!
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby!
West Coast chillin' with the Boone's wine
I want to be a Cowboy, baby!
Ride at night cause I sleep all day!
Cowboy, baby!
I can smell a pig from a mile away



[Verse 2]
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes (whistling), like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ni-a know why they call me

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Yeah!
Kid Rock you can call me Tex
Rollin' Sunset woman with a bottle of Beck's
Seen a slimmy in a 'Vette, rolled down my glass
And said "Yeah this dick fits right in your rear end"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me hoss, I'm the boss with the sauce and the whores
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eye I ain't right
I'ma paint his town red then paint his wife white
Cause chaos rock like Amedeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit playas
Mack like mayors ball like Lakers
They told us to leave but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me
Lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' till I fall in the ocean

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
A miracle of a thread.

Merry Christmas, you guys :)

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Who the gently caress is "j double a g"? and why should I call him?

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
This song but the giant mechanical spider is full of orcs.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I got the promotional sunglasses from Burger King when this came out.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

504 posted:

Who the gently caress is "j double a g"? and why should I call him?

it's j dub and a g, i.e. jim west and artemus gordon

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

yeah I eat rear end posted:

it's j dub and a g, i.e. jim west and artemus gordon

and "the g b"?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

504 posted:

and "the g b"?

I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the ghostbusters because there isn't any organization in that movie abbreviated as G.B. that I can remember and I've seen it at least 10 times.

Hamburger Sandwich
Nov 24, 2007
I'm a black man just after the civil war ..... awkward

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/944705592836444160

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Panadol posted:

I'm a black man just after the civil war ..... awkward

How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

MorgaineDax posted:

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants

5

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

He wouldn't want to STAND on ceremony, etc., etc., end scene

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I've never seen this movie, but I did read on the Internet you can see his schlong...from behind. In the movie. Is it true? I dunno!

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