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City of Glompton

she's so hot the temperature rises 50 degrees when she walks in the room

# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:33

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City of Glompton

it's very uncomfortable

# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:33

City of Glompton

people don't like being around her

# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:33

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

She gives me the old steamy eyeball.

# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:35

alnilam

*starts fanning self and panting like a dog, only it's not an act*

# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:37

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

She sets off the sprinkler system when she walks into the room, but she doesn't get wet, because the water flashes over to steam when it touches her.

# ? Dec 25, 2017 18:06

City of Glompton

"You're only with me because I'm hot aren't you?" accuses my hot girlfriend as we make out in front of my iced up freezer.

"No baby that's not it at all. Hey...have you ever thought about how romantic it would be to make out on the driveway while it's covered in snow?"

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 25, 2017 18:34

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Helllloooo Nurse...

Please help me, I can hear a buzzing and can't stand up

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# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

she's so hot she'll have you literally doing dabs out of the palm of her hand

She's so hot she's the "you" when Smokey the bear says "only you can prevent forest fires"

She's so hot "safe sex" means asbestos underwear

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 21:32

FactsAreUseless

drat baby that was great, I have heat exhaustion, it was so good, I'm so erect, I have first and second degree burns over most of my body, wow, you're so good at it, I have brain damage now.

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:03

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

She�s a real passionate �lava� if you get my pyroclastic flow

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# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:09

FactsAreUseless

In love with that girl and want to shout from the rooftops; have to shout from the rooftops as the house is on fire.

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:11

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Menopause? More like menwillthaw

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:14

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

She always complains that dinner is too cold

We can�t go skiing

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:16

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

All the other ladies in the office hate her for turning the a/c down to 60 all the time

They always have to bring like 5 sweaters

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:21

vanisher

*friends seeing toddler all dressed up*

Heh, she's going to get a lot of attention from the boys in arson investigation.

# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:22

FactsAreUseless

My dad won't call me a flamer anymore.

# ? Dec 26, 2017 01:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

She blew me a kiss and burned the building down behind me

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 01:51

FutonForensic

Girl... bad news... my nana's coming over in 15, and I forgot to preheat the oven... put this cookie dough in your armpit. I love you girl

# ? Dec 26, 2017 01:56

alnilam

This thread is great but the first three posts as a sequence are just :discourse:

# ? Dec 26, 2017 02:01

City of Glompton

Barking Gecko posted:

She sets off the sprinkler system when she walks into the room, but she doesn't get wet, because the water flashes over to steam when it touches her.

gingerly venting my girlfriend's blouse so I don't get a steam burn; next time I'll remember to pierce it with a fork before she goes inside

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 26, 2017 02:44

Scaly Haylie

FutonForensic posted:

Girl... bad news... my nana's coming over in 15, and I forgot to preheat the oven... put this cookie dough in your armpit. I love you girl

# ? Dec 26, 2017 02:53

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

She's so hot she has difficulty regulating her core temperature much ike a lizard in the sun.

# ? Dec 26, 2017 05:07

Twenty Four

She calls me cheap, but really, why run the hot water heater when I shower when she can just stand there and hold the shower head for me instead for free?

# ? Dec 26, 2017 07:50

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

�Hey honey I got that body paint you wanted�
Later
�Hey what the... are you painting me as... a pile of coal? I don�t appreciate this�
�Ok so now if you could just curl up in a ball where the fireplace used to go... nice�

# ? Dec 26, 2017 16:41

Koishi Komeiji

Hey baby, do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? :grin:

...

Oh, ok. You are always this hot. All right well, I was just wondering thanks for clearing that up.

# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:50

Macnult

Meeting with the parents couldn�t have gone better. My mom didn�t bring out any embarrassing baby photos, and I have the same fire suit that her family swears by.

# ? Dec 26, 2017 22:59

Duckbox

Look baby we don't need to buy a Jacuzzi. Any old tub will do and that copper tub is very nice. Almost an antique. Just because it's called a laundry tub doesn't... Baby please don't sulk. Your pacing is singeing the carpet. Baby we've been over this.

# ? Dec 27, 2017 03:01

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

"911. State your emergency."
"This sex is on fire!"

# ? Dec 27, 2017 04:17

google THIS

Baby you're a firework.

No really.

Your fuse is almost burnt up and I didn't want you to be alone when you died.

# ? Dec 27, 2017 04:59

City of Glompton

me: Hold out your hands and close your eyes and you'll be in for a big surprise!

hot girl, sighing and closing her eyes: If you put popcorn kernels in my hands again I will break up with you...

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 27, 2017 05:19

Dungeon Ecology

yeah hot girls are p good this time of year but in summer I prefer to order iced girls

# ? Dec 27, 2017 06:04

Macnult

City of Glompton posted:

me: Hold out your hands and close your eyes and you'll be in for a big surprise!

hot girl, sighing and closing her eyes: If you put popcorn kernels in my hands again I will break up with you...

# ? Dec 27, 2017 06:55

Duckbox

City of Glompton posted:

me: Hold out your hands and close your eyes and you'll be in for a big surprise!

hot girl, sighing and closing her eyes: If you put popcorn kernels in my hands again I will break up with you...

# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:41

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

she can't seem to keep a job

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# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:56

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

and she can't ever let me beat her in nba jam

# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:57

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

but she's a firecracker nonetheless

# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:58

cda: by Hand Knit

She melted my heart, and my deck chairs, and my Yankee candle collection.

# ? Dec 27, 2017 18:37

Piso Mojado

City of Glompton posted:

me: Hold out your hands and close your eyes and you'll be in for a big surprise!

hot girl, sighing and closing her eyes: If you put popcorn kernels in my hands again I will break up with you...

lol

# ? Dec 27, 2017 20:04

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Piso Mojado

hot girl? In this ECONOMY?!

# ? Dec 27, 2017 20:04

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