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she stood on a glacier and melted down an awesome waterslide into the ocean and when she landed it was with the cutest little splash and she was like "oh!" and also warm, despite the floating icebergs which bobbed coldly around her
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Plant Worker: Oh no, we have a containment breach, this facility isn't rated for contouring, we need to flood the chamber with CO2 before.... Oh poo poo She's pulling up the itune app on her phone if she starts dancing we're going to have a full meltdown
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I'm so fond of you, My fondue girl (Woah!) I'm so fond of you, My fondue girl (Hey! Hey!) [Snoop Dogg] Hey hot girl, it's the D-oh-double-G, Got me some endo and some mothafuckin' brie I need some Gruyere...Full lyrics on Google Play Music
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FactsAreUseless posted:In love with that girl and want to shout from the rooftops; have to shout from the rooftops as the house is on fire. |
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Dec 27, 2017 22:40
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Dec 27, 2017 22:41
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She's so hot the only sushi she's ever tried is "well done"
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Dec 27, 2017 22:48
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I told her to cool off by jumping in the pool but now I look like a jackass. The damned Leidenfrost effect strikes again.
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Dec 28, 2017 01:33
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Girl's so hot it steams when she makes snow angels.
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Dec 28, 2017 10:12
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Literally hot girl is still cold all the time |
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Dec 28, 2017 20:02
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You can make perfect grill marks for your steak... ...on her ribcage https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 28, 2017 22:21
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Hot girl puts on mittens. I put on asbestos gloves. |
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Dec 28, 2017 22:23
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I know you think it’s awkward when your ex meets your new girlfriend but I used to date the Snow Queen! |
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vanisher posted:Literally hot girl is still cold all the time Atsuindere. |
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Mother Goose Classics: The Hot Girl There once was a beautiful maiden so hot that no one could touch her. Suitors from around the land would try to take her hand in marriage, but leave with terrible burns. One day, a man decided to prove his love for the girl by covering himself in pitch and lighting himself ablaze. He died horribly. Seeing this, the girl died from a broken heart. Also the rest of the village died in the resulting inferno. Moral of the story: Stay away from lepers
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FutonForensic posted:Mother Goose Classics: The Hot Girl |
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Dec 29, 2017 08:37
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Barking Gecko posted:Atsuindere. "UGH you're so STUPID! who'd want to cook breakfast for an idiot like you?" *balancing frying pan containing bacon and eggs in palms with utmost care* "I-It's not like I'm doing this because I like you or anything! I just feel sorry for you, that's all!"
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alnilam posted:*starts fanning self and panting like a dog, only it's not an act* FactsAreUseless posted:drat baby that was great, I have heat exhaustion, it was so good, I'm so erect, I have first and second degree burns over most of my body, wow, you're so good at it, I have brain damage now. |
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FutonForensic posted:Mother Goose Classics: The Hot Girl
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Tsundere, from the Japanese "tsun" meaning "extremely on fire" and "dere," meaning "girl woman." A popular trope in classic kabuki (lit: theater evacuation) plays. |
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YOUR girl melts hearts, *MY* girl melts steel
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hot girl has spent her entire life believing ice cream is a soup
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Her heat signature's big but her carbon footprint is dainty
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Hot girl doesn't own a hair dryer or a curling iron, but her hair still looks like a lion that dropped out of clown college and joined a glam band. |
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She’s employed at an auto works body shop as a heat lamp in the paint booth
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She’s like a hot Santa Anna wind blowing through and scorching everything, setting the stage for a wildfire that devastates all in it’s path except that’s not an analogy because she did exactly that last week and I feel kinda salty about it |
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Baby's on fire But that's perfectly normal Everything's okay That's just sort of her thing |
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Is Hot Girl related to Nick Gilder's Hot Child in the City? If so, is running wild and lookng pretty involved?
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"A watched pot never boils." - someone who's never cooked dinner with hot girl
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"...huh? what? where am I?" -people a few hours after they run into "stunning girl"
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blaise rascal posted:"...huh? what? where am I?" |
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Scientists working in climate change calling for the immediate capture and execution of Hot Girl. "She's messing up all our findings and we have determined at least 20% of the polar ice cap melting is from when she went on vacation to Greenland last year"
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Honestly I like to beat Hot Girl last. You can hit her with the bubble attack you get from Bubbly Girl even when she's shooting fireballs at you, and the candy shield you get from Sweet Girl protects you from her lunges. I'd make the revised order like this: 1. Stunning Girl 2. Sweet Girl 3. Driven Girl 4. Cool Girl 5. Bright Girl 6. Wild Girl 7. Bubbly Girl 8. Hot Girl Still not sure about the placement of Driven Girl. That early in the game, it's tough to avoid her car as she is chauffeured around the screen, but I really like having the taxi attack for the later bosses.
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Dec 30, 2017 14:59
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darth_pizza posted:Scientists working in climate change calling for the immediate capture and execution of Hot Girl. On the other hand, harnessing the clean fusion power generated by her core could drastically reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. |
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Dec 30, 2017 18:28
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Barking Gecko posted:On the other hand, harnessing the clean fusion power generated by her core could drastically reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. She was also voted “Most Likely to go Nuclear” in her High School yearbook https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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When you're dealing with a hot girl, there's no nuclear option, because nuclear is standard equipment. |
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when the girl so fire u dont even have to wait for after sex cigarettes to burn the house down
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Sheesh, and I thought I was smoldering
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Did you hear about what happened with hot girl and warm girl? I didn't hear the details, but I know that warm girl was relatively cold to her.
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"hey girl u so hot" -Me, exasperatedly, while wringing my hands blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 3, 2018
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Pottery class didn’t work out |
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