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It’s not because I’m boring or a stuck up hipster that thinks everything sucks. It’s because over the years my intelligence and consciousness expansion has grown far beyond the bounds of what other people find fascinating. I’ve seen most of the movies that many consider classics. Even though once I found them to be interesting, now they are dull and completely pointless to watch. I’ve searched high and low and it’s seems I can’t find anything that lives up to my standards anymore. Are there any movies out there for people like me?
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have you seen suicide squad? it's really good and has will smith who shoots lots of people, and harley quinn is HOT but the joker should've been in it more.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:05
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:It’s not because I’m boring or a stuck up hipster that thinks everything sucks. It’s because over the years my intelligence and consciousness expansion has grown far beyond the bounds of what other people find fascinating. I’ve seen most of the movies that many consider classics. Even though once I found them to be interesting, now they are dull and completely pointless to watch. I’ve searched high and low and it’s seems I can’t find anything that lives up to my standards anymore. Are there any movies out there for people like me? How old are you? I thought like this until I got a bit older and then I wrapped back around and now can watch something like RoboCop and be blown away by how good and tight it is. Alternatively rear end in a top hat poo poo suck
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Dec 26, 2017 05:06
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Take your antidepressants man.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:07
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOfjMXNPik It's about a hour long. Give it a try!
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Dec 26, 2017 05:07
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Stryder posted:have you seen suicide squad? it's really good and has will smith who shoots lots of people, and harley quinn is HOT but the joker should've been in it more. I do sort of have a thing for watching really bad movies just for the fun of it, so maybe I should give this one a try. Thanks.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:08
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OP you should learn German and then watch Casablanca because there's a really funny joke in there that you'll only really appreciate if you're like A2 in German
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Dec 26, 2017 05:08
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Evil Dead 2 op
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Dec 26, 2017 05:09
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Gattaca, Starship Troopers, and Fight Club (purely as a movie and not a fanbase) remain really great movies. Pulp Fiction too, although it has some seriously dead air at times.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:11
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Maybe the big lebowski op
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Dec 26, 2017 05:13
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The big lebowski is a solid movie
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Dec 26, 2017 05:13
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I watched the Muppets a Christmas Carol last night and thought it was good I also like Lawrence of Arabia a lot
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Dec 26, 2017 05:14
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moose face posted:The big lebowski is a solid movie yah
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Dec 26, 2017 05:14
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The late 90s was really really good for bro movies
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Dec 26, 2017 05:15
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a lot of great movies are like literature in that they'll go over your head if you haven't, you know, lived
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Dec 26, 2017 05:15
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Also Brick, by now famous director rian johnson
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Dec 26, 2017 05:15
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The third act of 2001 sucks poo poo straight out of your rear end in a top hat, but the movie as a whole is still genius on like, every level. Barry Lyndon is amazing 'get toasted and look at pretty pictures' fare. I really like AI and gently caress you if you whine about it.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:16
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Also Brick, by now famous director rian johnson If you like brick check out this cult classic I discovered Requiem for a Dream and then work your way up to Donnie Darko
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Dec 26, 2017 05:16
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KakerMix posted:How old are you? I thought like this until I got a bit older and then I wrapped back around and now can watch something like RoboCop and be blown away by how good and tight it is. Mid-30’s. I’m not really sure what the point is when there are more interesting things to do, unless there are movies out there that are actually somewhat captivating to me. mind the walrus posted:Take your antidepressants man. I’m not depressed, but I am stumped at why I can create something so much more interesting or actually funny without nearly any effort in my own mind instead of going to see an awful movie that costed millions of dollars.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:18
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KakerMix posted:How old are you? I thought like this until I got a bit older and then I wrapped back around and now can watch something like RoboCop and be blown away by how good and tight it is. When you're younger, you're wrapped up in establishing your self-image, and so you get caught on ideas like "obviously I'm too smart for a movie about robot cops" and you can't enjoy the movie. As you get older, you stop giving a poo poo and can just appreciate that robot cops are fun and it's okay to make a movie about them.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:19
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I thought the incest in Scarface was totally appropriate but then I was like 
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Dec 26, 2017 05:20
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Mid-30’s. I’m not really sure what the point is when there are more interesting things to do, unless there are movies out there that are actually somewhat captivating to me. let's see one of your brilliant creations from your own mind
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Dec 26, 2017 05:20
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Mid-30’s. 
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Dec 26, 2017 05:20
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Why do they always gently caress up the third act so bad? Countless movies are stunning until then. Or even worse, the first 2/3 is great, the last 1/8 is great, but between 66% and 87.5% it's just an awkward fumble.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:21
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Khorne posted:Why do they always gently caress up the third act so bad? Countless movies are stunning until then. The big lebowski It's a perfect film
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Dec 26, 2017 05:21
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op try mulholland drive
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Dec 26, 2017 05:22
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Not one scene out of place. Everything has purpose in advancing the storytelling. Watch the big lebowski and if you don't think its at least good your brain is broke
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Dec 26, 2017 05:24
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moose face posted:Maybe the big lebowski op I have a huge problem with the Dude, who was way too passive to be an engaging character. It seems he was shrugging off the role carelessly. It’s funny at times, but it’s like they mixed a bunch of scenes in a blender and poured them out.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:25
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What We Do in the Shadows was p. good, OP, you should check it out and maybe laugh a little 
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Dec 26, 2017 05:25
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moose face posted:Not one scene out of place. Everything has purpose in advancing the storytelling. Watch the big lebowski and if you don't think its at least good your brain is broke I fell asleep watching it after foot surgery one time I haven't tried again
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Dec 26, 2017 05:26
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I have a huge problem with the Dude, who was way too passive to be an engaging character. It seems he was shrugging off the role carelessly. ... that's kinda the point
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Dec 26, 2017 05:27
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how about Wallace and grommet u fuckhead
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Dec 26, 2017 05:28
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I have a huge problem with the Dude, who was way too passive to be an engaging character. It seems he was shrugging off the role carelessly. It’s funny at times, but it’s like they mixed a bunch of scenes in a blender and poured them out.  The Coens were explicit in interviews that they wanted to make a Raymond Chandler mystery where the protagonist was a clueless slacker who didn't really give a gently caress.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:28
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paul_soccer10 posted:I fell asleep watching it after foot surgery one time FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU
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Dec 26, 2017 05:29
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Even heat?
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Dec 26, 2017 05:30
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:What We Do in the Shadows was p. good, OP, you should check it out and maybe laugh a little 1. Commit to your premise and find the jokes therein. Think 'This is Spinal Tap' or 'Life of Brian' minus the alien detour in the middle. 2. Throw structure out the window and just be really really funny. Think 'Holy Grail.' 'What we do in the Shadows' tried for the latter and failed miserably, because he had everyone improv despite none of them being any good at it.
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Dec 26, 2017 05:32
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Have you ever seen Final Fantasy 3 /6 for the SNES? It's a video game
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Dec 26, 2017 05:33
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Heat is so good
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Dec 26, 2017 05:33
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Neukoln19 posted:Have you ever seen Final Fantasy 3 /6 for the SNES?
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Videodrome is the only good movie ever made. Just watch Videodrome over and over and over op
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